Lets see if I can sum myself in three words... no I can't. Damn!
Well for those of you who don't care (also for those of you who do) I used to live in Wellington, New Zealand but have relocated to AUCKLAND. And because of the amount of US citizens I have as "friends" New Zealand is in the South pacific, it's not a state of Australia, I don't know Peter Jackson personally (we're small but ain't that small), and I only know 3 people who were in LOTRs and 1 who was in King Kong... sadly/amazingly I am not one of the thousands... ok hundreds... of people who appeared in on of PJ's movies.
Well 2006 sees me... overspending as usual, not giving a damn about what people think as usual... and having as much tactfulness as Donald Trump in the elimination round of the Apprentice. Though moving to good ol' California next year should be... interesting to say the least. I reckon I'm getting way to old just to be couped up in one lil' old country. So I'm gonna "wreak havoc" so to speak in the States. Exciting to say the least. Living in another country, where you hav the accent. Heh.
The song I've chosen this time round is "I Don't Wanna Be" by Gavin DeGraw. Everyone needs a theme song.
Previous songs included:
"Buttons" by the Pussycat Dolls
"Push the Button" by the Sugababes
"Land Down Under" by Men At Work
"Das Kleine Krokodil" by Schnappi which was mainly as a tribute to my niece but also because it aint as bloody annoying as that damn Crazy Frog. Sometimes I wish the Frog will get Frenchified (ok I have French blood in me so I can say that
Speaking of blood, I'm mainly Maori (google it if you don't know what that is), but with the amount of "white" blood that courses through my veins... well I probably would have been condemned to deathcamps if I was born circa WWII and living in Germany. I also have French (as said earlier), English, Scottish and Danish. Mainly English. So like most of New Zealand, I'm a mongrel breed... and loving it actually :P
As for the pic... don't I look pretty but damn these keyboards are annoying if you have paws :p. Actually his name is Vivi (a tribute to Final Fantasy 9), and he's a purebred bullmastiff who was abandoned as a pup and I got from the SPCA. They had name him Reggie... ugh. Anyways, he's my baby... well not specifically MY baby... he belongs to my flatmate but I love he just as much as she does.
As for flatting, I live with 2 chicks. One is my ex who is an actress turned chef turned travel hostess turning flight attendant and the other (she owns Vivi), is a personal trainer turned stripper turned escort. I'm probably one of the luckiest guys in New Zealand :D
So anyways I think I've written way too much so I'm heading off. Oh and I'm originally from Gisborne, NZ not Gisborne, VIC, Australia.
Sweet.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Shawn Evermore-Lockhart (formerly David Smiler)
Birthday: 29th May (Back in the Day)
Birthplace: Gisborne
Current Location: Auckland
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Depends on my mood
Height: 5'8"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Both
Your Heritage: Maori + Euro Mutt = Me
The Shoes You Wore Today: Black ones
Your Weakness: Sex
Your Fears: Swans
Your Perfect Pizza: Turkish made by an Italian
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: To bed a one armed midget on a cruise ship
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Well...
Thoughts First Waking Up: Where am I?
Your Best Physical Feature: It's below the belt but above the knees ;-p
Your Bedtime: Bedtime?
Your Most Missed Memory: If I could remember then it wouldn't be missed
Pepsi or Coke: Coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: Neither
Single or Group Dates: Damn... it says dates
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Neither
Chocolate or Vanilla: Neither
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee!!! Yeah Baby!!!!!
Do you Smoke: Probably
Do you Swear: Fuck no!
Do you Sing: Sometimes... i run... sometimes I hide... sometimes I'm scared of you.... EVERYBODY!
Do you Shower Daily: Yes
Have you Been in Love: Yup
Do you want to go to College: Been there done that
Do you want to get Married: Nope
Do you belive in yourself: Nope
Do you get Motion Sickness: Only in cars
Do you think you are Attractive: Mildly
Are you a Health Freak: Depends
Do you get along with your Parents: Nope
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yip
Do you play an Instrument: Hahaha.... instrument ;-P
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yep
In the past month have you Smoked: Yep
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Nope
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Nope
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yep
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Nope
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Yep
In the past month have you been on Stage: Nope
In the past month have you been Dumped: Nope... no wait... Yep
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Nope
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Yep
Ever been Drunk: Yep
Ever been called a Tease: Yep
Ever been Beaten up: Nope
Ever Shoplifted: Yep
How do you want to Die: Quickly and at 49 years old
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A fire engine
What country would you most like to Visit: Sweden
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Don't care
Favourite Hair Color: Don't care
Short or Long Hair: Don't care
Height: Average
Weight: Average
Best Clothing Style: Anything except EMO
Number of Drugs I have taken: Ummm ok
Number of CDs I own: CD's?
Number of Piercings: None anymore
Number of Tattoos: None until I get two soon
Number of things in my Past I Regret: If I regretted everything I've done in the past I'd be institutionalised.
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