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I'm censoring myself from the 12 yr olds!!!

About Me



Self-esteem is not innate but rather comes from being
valued by people who value themselves...think about it.

Wire "Mannequin"
You're a waste of space
No natural grace
You're so bloody thin
You don't even begin
To interest me
Not even curiosity
It's not animosity
It's just you don't interest me.
You're an energy void
A black hole to avoid
No style no heart
You don't even start

Guns are a very unattractive accessory.
I don't try to be strange. I don't talk in big fucking words you have to look up to understand. I'm very passionate about things that interest me. Some of the shit I like isn't cool. I don't try to pretend to know things to impress people. I hate overeducated assholes that put everyone down. They'll die lonely.
Apparently I have internet disease. "Fat girl angle shot" to be exact.
I've recently found the most glorious chat & am there quite frequently. It's funny how you can begin talking to people & be welcomed in like you were home & they've missed you while you were gone. I love hanging out with my friends when time allows, seeing local music shows & taking my kids on non-practical outings. I get shit faced drunk rarely. I have just as much fun sober. Now that my son can sit still for longer than 2 minutes, I'm going to try to start some art projects. I have some unfinished things in my garage & head. LOL.
I smoke. It will cure my weight problem...eventually.
HOLY shit-n-shinola!
One of my favorite blogspots!
Post secret
Favorite photographers:
Joel Peter Witkin
Ralph Eugene Meatyard
Richard Kern
Katrina del MarFavorite artists:
Robert Crumb
Tom Huck
Joe Coleman
Mark Ryden
GO BUY THIS SHIT FOR YOURSELF & KIDS RIGHT NOW:
Pancake Mountain
And don't forget about your DEMOCKRATEES!!!!

My Interests


I have a dirty, dirty obsession for FRED DURST

Thrift stores & garage sales

My kids

Guaranteed to NOT show up blog

bras, panties, garters & thigh high stockings

naughty clowns

gocarts

my kitties

astrology

outsider art

spankings

other peoples tattoos

mead & trying to make it

porn

travelling

Bob Ritchie, Lawrence Whitney & Rowan Atkinson

entrepreneurial things

sex

Late Night Theatre

Les Toil

Things I'd like to try before I die:
Absinth, complete body henna tattoo, burlesque, singing on a stage (not karaoke), truffles (not the chocolate kind), to play the dulcimer, sign language, polyamory, stay at a capsule hotel in Japan...
MY SONG!!! Thank you EXTREMO THE CLOWN :)

I'd like to meet:

EVERYONE...except mean people. They should not be able to venture outside the internets.

Nothing turns me off more than arrogant people with pea brains.

Music:

24/7 player up & running :)

Old- Iron Maiden, Merle Haggard, DIO, Yaz, Public Enemy, Waylon, The Misfits, Loretta Lynn, Jane's Addiction, The Psychedelic Furs, The Supersuckers, Black Flag, Portishead, Sinead, Slayer, Henry Rollins, George Jones, Devo, The Cramps, Dolly Parton, DM, N.W.A., The Voluptuous Horror of Karen Black, Oingo Boingo, Hank Sr, Fugazi, Willie, GWAR...

Other- Limp Bizkit, Divlje Jagode, The Be Good Tanyas, The Editors, Dear Nora, Kings of Leon, Robert Johnson, Scissor Sisters, Ween, Old Crow Medicine Show, Yo La Tengo, NIN, Genitorturers, Pinback, The Faint, Hank III, Crooked Fingers, CTFTPA, Head Automatica, Tool, Lucinda, Cheap Suit Serenaders, Pavement, Wilco, Prince, Low, Calexico, Fiery Furnaces, Say Hi To Your Mom, The Dropkick Murphys, Kid Lightning, Bright Eyes, Bill Shatner, "classic" Michael, Theo & The Skyscrapers ...

Local- Doris Henson , The Silver Shore (R.I.P.), The String & Return , Anvil Chorus , Actors & Actresses , The Stella Link , National Fire Theory , The Life and Times , Man Will Fail , Ryan Red Corn , Pornhuskers , Olympic Size, Federation of Horsepower forklifters something or other, The New Amsterdams , Namelessnumberheadman , BACON SHOE , The Roman Numerals

Movies:

"Porn", Hedwig, Dirty Dancing, Fight Club, Suspiria, Nightmare on Elm Street, Perverted Point of View, Grease II, Valley Girl, Gummo, Time Bandits, Alice Sweet Alice, Manhunter Trilogy, The Velvet Goldmine, Pretty in Pink, Hellraiser, Lair of the White Worm, Chunking Express, Grandview U.S.A., Amelie, Purple Rain, Secretary, Rock n Roll Highschool, any Shane's World, any Mel Brooks, any Romero...

Television:

Past:
After School Specials, The Electric Company, The New Red Green Show, You Can't Do That On Television, Read All About It, Three's Company and Square Pegs.

Present:
Mostly A&E & BBC America...yes it's the ONLY one I get {cry}

Books:

Rollerderby, Down the Street, Ecstasy: Three Tales of Chemical Romance, Turbulence: A Log Book, The Most Beautiful Women in Town and Other Stories, The Ice Opinion, Letters to Rollins, Grifin and Sabine, Stiff, Creating with Concrete, Anything by Henrik Drescher, All About Scabs, Everyone Poops, Wanderlust, The Redneck Manifesto, Raw Creation, Suburban Nation, Answer Me, A Wrinkle In Time, The Ethical Slut, Self-made Worlds, Wise Blood, The Exit Collection, The Pinballs, Re-Search, all the Andrea Juno zines, Eat It, The Antipeople, how-to but not self-help.

My Blog

Student Union Parties

I absolutely love the Student Union.  For this beautiful man  to put on these parties in his own home is astounding to me.  Almost all of the proceeds go to benefit Late Night Theatre &...
Posted by tarara boom de yeah on Tue, 19 Sep 2006 12:05:00 PST

My achin elbow...UPDATE

On July 15th I did something to my right elbow.  I'm gonna blame it on a queso stirring incident but I know it's from something else.  I have carpal tunnel syndrome so I went google'in to fi...
Posted by tarara boom de yeah on Tue, 15 Aug 2006 01:18:00 PST

a night in Lawrence

Great Sarah, I already forgot that artists name :P  TYPICAL.  We arrived early enough to grab a machiatto & chai around the corner from the Bottleneck.  I could totally live there.&...
Posted by tarara boom de yeah on Mon, 21 Aug 2006 12:18:00 PST

Back to School!

My daughter started 6th grade, middle school, today.  We waited til the last minute to get all her supplies.  Here's the rundown: $56 standard bullshit, $109 viola (orchestra), $25 lunches, ...
Posted by tarara boom de yeah on Mon, 21 Aug 2006 11:50:00 PST

High Strung High Handedness High Maintenance

I don't dislike most people.  I, in fact, try to find good in everyone.  I've lived my whole life in the midwest USA.  People doing things for others just because, no remorse, no regret...
Posted by tarara boom de yeah on Wed, 16 Aug 2006 12:25:00 PST

X & Henry Rollins

WOAH!  What a great fucking show.  I've never danced & jumped around so much at a show EVER.  Thanks Mike for taking me & introducing me to one of the coolest bands.  Obvio...
Posted by tarara boom de yeah on Mon, 07 Aug 2006 02:05:00 PST

Bastard pastors

My aunt passed away early this week.  Her funeral was yesterday.  She'd been battling cancer that had spread to her whole body.  She quit chemotherapy a little over a month ago.  S...
Posted by tarara boom de yeah on Fri, 16 Jun 2006 10:03:00 PST

If Mary was Pro-choice there would be no Christmas!

DOG DAMN!  I personally made the choice to have children.  If I had been 16 my choice may have been different.  Obviously I'm glad that the choice is mine & not that of someone el...
Posted by tarara boom de yeah on Thu, 04 May 2006 12:06:00 PST

Another doozie from Landover Baptist HA!

FREEHOLD, IOWA - Church authorities were prompted to make a public statement against breastfeeding last Tuesday when it was found that a number of church ladies had been breastfeeding their children w...
Posted by tarara boom de yeah on Wed, 01 Feb 2006 07:50:00 PST

Kids DO say the derndest things

     While trying anything to gag down his grilled salmon, my son had added lemon juice & butter.  Neither of these things helped, so he added some salad dressing & mo...
Posted by tarara boom de yeah on Tue, 31 Jan 2006 06:55:00 PST