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About Me

I'm a very mellow fellow. I enjoy reading damn near anything, listening to all types of music that don't suck(no thanks on the new age), riding my bicycle, playing my horns, and listening to my friends chatter about their drama filled lives. I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4

My Interests

Fiction, poetry, history, music, whiskey, bicycles, fixing things, cats, dancing, women, cooking, a little bit of everything.

I'd like to meet:

Joe Strummer, Meg White(mmmmm), Linus Torvalds, Hanif Kureshi, Zadie Smith, musicians who play out, and the bloody genius who invented can coozies. Creative people. If your profile involves a link to your "personal pics" go ahead and route that to dev/null, you worthless waste of electricity and oxygen.

Music:

most of it.

Movies:

comedy, romance, independant cinema, explosions, tits.

Television:

I don't even own one.

Books:

Trainspotting, A Coney Island of the Mind, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, The Hero and the Crown, Notes of a Dirty Old Man, As She Crawled Across the Table, Granta, Journey to the End of the Night, Brothers Notorious the Sheltons, and a whole lot of other good things

Heroes:

Hunter S. Thompson, Lawrence Ferlinghetti, Shane MacGowan, Attila the Hun, Oprah Winfrey, Charles Bukowski, Irvine Welsh, Allen Ginsberg, Dr. Martin Luther King, My Families, both the kin and the elective ones.

My Blog

bin hoker!

so yesterday, the dragon scratched its piles. earthquakes measuring 5.2 and 4.5 on the richter scale respectively. by california standards that's laughable, but here in the middle, tectoni...
Posted by mike on Sat, 19 Apr 2008 07:31:00 PST

the springing of the year

sixty degrees? yeah, baby, i’ve got your sixty degrees. the hell with long pants. tanning season is upon us. yay. various of my favourite faces weighed in today to...
Posted by mike on Thu, 13 Mar 2008 01:30:00 PST

the mick of spades

bavarians are generally not who one would ask about religion, sex, creativity or politics. give 'em their due though: the fuckers can craft a beer. according to the humorless turds a...
Posted by mike on Sun, 09 Mar 2008 07:57:00 PST

cotton, wool, and sweat

wow. february felt like about a year's worth this year. that's alright. looking at the list of upcoming events, i'm guessing the rest of the spring's going to fly away like a vee of ...
Posted by mike on Mon, 03 Mar 2008 10:00:00 PST

groovy times

one of the biggest advantages of chronic underemployment is having the time to whip up fantastic meals. one of the biggest potential hassles of the aforementioned lifestyle is having time to giv...
Posted by mike on Fri, 22 Feb 2008 06:13:00 PST

piece on earth

see the thing is that authority figures have always dimissed me for being facetious when i replied to the their asinine question about my life goals with the obvious...two things, chief: titties and b...
Posted by mike on Tue, 12 Feb 2008 01:46:00 PST

to change without notice

wow. what a winter. one of the hazards of being a social animal from a big family of social animals, is the inevitability of death. lots of people have gone and fucking died in the l...
Posted by mike on Thu, 31 Jan 2008 05:12:00 PST

and whiskey on a sunday

i'm probably a throwback, but still. i feel that any morning that i wake up feeling right, next to a pair of cammie pants with a crescent wrench in the front pocket...that's a damn fine morning. ...
Posted by mike on Sun, 20 Jan 2008 06:51:00 PST

i just saw a fart freeze and fall to the ground...

what some people refuse to realize is that the advertising on this clever social networking site is targeted directly towards each individual user. our words and ideas are being run past some ve...
Posted by mike on Sat, 19 Jan 2008 10:49:00 PST

keep the tree, thanks

yesterday's evening i went to see a very infuriating movie. the movie itself wasn't infuriating, in fact it was nicely put together. if you're unfamiliar with righty tighty or 2-4-D, ...
Posted by mike on Wed, 16 Jan 2008 05:36:00 PST