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Captain Bad Idea

all persons, living and dead, are purely coincidental.

About Me

i smoke.
if this bothers anyone, i recommend you
looking around at the world in which we live
and shutting your fucking mouth.
either that, or suffer a facial burn; your choice.
after all, this is america: land of freedom,
so you have that option ahead of you.
i now realize that i smoke for only one reason,
and that is: spite. i hate you non-smokers with
all of my little black fucking heart.
you obnoxious, self-righteous, whining little fucks.
my biggest fear is that if i quit smoking,
i'll become one of you.

i also like it when girls know a lot about Mel Brooks.
shasta!

My Interests

i enjoy clouding my judgement, staple guns, cinema and billiards

I'd like to meet:

..

Music:

Rocket From The Crypt
NOMEANSNO
Tom Waits
Otis Redding
The Black Keys
The Dismemberment Plan
Tiger! Tiger!
Subsonics
The Sultans
Hot Snakes
New Bomb Turks
Smokey Robinson and the Miracles
ZZ Top

Movies:

the Ginger Snaps Saga
the Smokey and the Bandit Saga
the Evil Dead Saga
the Beverly Hills Cop Saga
the Critters Saga
the Fletch Saga
the Indiana Jones Saga
the Police Academy Saga
the Back to the Future Saga
the Naked Gun Saga
the Pink Panther Saga
the Terminator Saga
the Planet of the Apes Saga
the Jaws Saga
the Jurassic Park Saga
the Texas Chainsaw Massacre Saga
the Poltergeist Saga
the Pet Semetary Saga
the Robocop Saga
the Friday Saga
the Mighty Ducks Saga
the Muppets Saga

Television:

Tales of The Golden Monkey
The Adventures of Brisco County Jr.
Firefly
The Sunday Night Sex Show

Books:

How to Talk Dirty and Influence People by Lenny Bruce
The Men Who Stare at Goats by Jon Ronson
Kurt Vonnegut always wins

Heroes:

are for people who can't believe in themselves...

My Blog

Our last show...

first off, i wanna thank everyone who came out to support us last week. it's been a while and we played a lot of new material and it was very nice of you to clap politely and not throw bottles after w...
Posted by Captain Bad Idea on Tue, 06 Mar 2007 06:52:00 PST

i am so totally not of interest...

so for some freaky reason, big D tagged me and now i gotta write six weird/interesting things about myself or habits or some shit... basically, i gotta list six reasons that other people think i'm a f...
Posted by Captain Bad Idea on Fri, 17 Mar 2006 03:13:00 PST

obsession, by jordan gum...

so, people have been telling me that i'm a bit off, mentally, for a few years now... that i tend to get a tad obsessed with ridiculous shit and take things a little too far... i always viewed it as ha...
Posted by Captain Bad Idea on Wed, 08 Mar 2006 10:23:00 PST

RFTC + ME + SD = JOY

i am totally going to see rocket from the crypt's lastest show ever in san diego on halloween and i get to get a new tattoo for the occasion and i get to fly on a jet plane and spend an hour in phoeni...
Posted by Captain Bad Idea on Wed, 05 Oct 2005 10:43:00 PST

the end of life...

the other day i was sitting at a bar with my friend and we were having a conversation that was wandering from topic to topic, as they sometimes do, taking on a life of their own and going where they d...
Posted by Captain Bad Idea on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

the van is back in action

i put a new carburetor in my van this past saturday. it lives once again and doesn't stall out at stop lights anymore. the engine cover is still off inside and it gets really hot in the van, but i am ...
Posted by Captain Bad Idea on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

My New Gang...

I started a gang the other day. It is called Flappa-Doo. We read books and talk about them. Also, we play Chess. Battle Chess. When you take a piece from your opponent, you smash it with a hammer and ...
Posted by Captain Bad Idea on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST