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About Me

Yep! I'm a Dirty Pirate Hooker! Well, okay, I was given a nick name. Along with the name "Hot Pants Magee".(Happy now Frank!?!) But really when you think about this, neither names are something to brag about. (heehee.) But they sure are funny. I like snowboarding, photography, and lots & lots of sex with my hubby. He's the best...wait, I'm the best! (According to him anyway...hehe....I am. Ask his splein. oh, I know that was bad, but I did it anyway) My newest hobby is welding. It's fucking awesome! And yes, I look very hot with my welding helmet and gloves. I just joined a gym with a friend. And as much as I hate to admit it (because I am usually against physical activity)I love it!!! I feel great and I look better. Which is what it's all about anyway. My life goal is just to travel and see the world. But that's it! Lucky for me, I found someone who has the same dream I do.---- We have one little kitty(Wendy after Wendy O') and a pupper(Jezzy short for Jezabel)! ----- ----- ----- Enough about me. A little about the beautiful man in the pictures with me. He is my husband, Tony. We were married November 18th of 06' but have known each other for 14 years now. He is by far the best, good hearted, loving, and caring person that I have ever met. When I'm not mad at him!!! ;) wink, wink
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My Interests

Ummm, I thought I just talked about those in the above column. But here's some more to fill up space. I collect DVD's. So, I guess you could say I am sort of a movie geek. I always have a good time out with my friends. It's all about the beer and my bitches! And you can usually find me snuggled up on the couch with Tony goofing off telling fart jokes and popping each others zits. Well, me popping his zits. teehee, Sorry baby!

I'd like to meet:

No one's really that cool! I don't care that much. But if I had to say someone, first person who comes to mind is Wendy O' Williams. She's probably the only bitch I would let punch me in the face. I mean, have to let. And ther would be no "letting". I would just have to take it. But anyone else would get a small problem, damn it!! There's my pride getting in the way again. *Smack*

Music:

Murder City Devils. Funeral Oration. Dwarves. Skrewdriver. Bad Religion. Against Me. Graves. Dayglo Abortions. The Cramps. Avail. Social Distortion. The Business. Tiger Army. Agent Orange. Misfits. Cocksparrer. 4 skins. Sham 69. The Adicts. Dead Kennedy's. Dropkick Murphy's. Johnny Cash. Sex Pistols. Artimus Pyledriver. Mastadon. Fear. Anti-heroes. Bikini Kill. X-ray Spex. Minor Threat. Juliette and the Licks. Youth Brigade. The Clash. The Exploited. Sloppy Seconds. Adam Sandler. A.P.A. Templars. Agnostic Front. Dear NOFX, your last show blew. Im tapping toe in dissapointment. ARRRGGGG! Sublime. 7 Seconds. Ramones. SubHumans. Op Ivy. Ummm. Errrr. GG Allen. UKsubs. Pennywise. Crass. Reverend Horton Heat. DagNasty. Rancid. Transplants. NotSensibles. Damned. Swingin Utters. Stiff Little Fingers. The Beltones. How can we possibly be expected to remember all this??? I'm tired...pout.

Movies:

Too many to mention so, Short and sweet some in the Top 5 list: 1. Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas. 2. Natural Born Killers. 3. Love & a.45. 4. Romper Stomper. 5. Pulp Fiction.

Television:

Used to drown crazed sex noises. I should fire my t.v. Seriously now, okay I was serious. However, on a more serious level: The Simpsons. Family Guy. Robot Chicken. Space Ghost. Scrubs. Buffy the Vampire Slayer.......And I don't care what anyone thinks about that last one. Every guy I know loves it or loves it once they see it. And not just a little. They love it more than me. Tony won't let me watch it without him. (Once again, sorry baby! But you have to back me up!! And you know it's true.)

Books:

I can't read. OMG, I can't read!

Heroes:

errr. definatly NOT the asshole who decided it was a good idea to put this box here. he he he, I said box. *laughs hysterically* *and farts*