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About Me

Im a drunkard that rarely misses a party, I like to live life to excess, moderation is ok if you moderate it. My hobbies include working on cars, motorcycles, recreational explosives and admistering disciplinary sodomizings to young women in need of it. Most of my friends will remember me as the good time bouncer at most Atlanta bars at one time or another. As far as music I like old punk, old metal, old country(real old)...basicly anything that makes me feel, I enjoy small government overthrows and thoughts of world domination. I have a general dislike for carbon based life forms and my favorite fantasy is waking up as the Omega man. I really am a people person.-- START YOUTHINK.COM QUIZ RESULTS --
What`s your pimped out ghetto thug weapon?
The Car Key
You're in to brutally ripping apart people's faces with keys while they're down. No one knows how you got the key, cuz you're too much of a thug to own anything you'd need a key for. Oh well.

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My Interests

rock and roll, cars, motorcycles, skirting the law, and boozing it up

I'd like to meet:

Mainly friends and fiends from Atlanta, but I'm open to new contacts as well if they are well spoken and somewhat intelligent.

Music:

Johnny Cash, Social Distortion, Hayseed Dixie, Kill Allen Wrench, Circle Jerks, Nashville Pussy, Revolting Cocks, Alabama Thunderpussy, Lords of Acid, Prodigy, Devo, Brittney Fox, any 80's glam, metal, punk, new wave, or alternative, my taste vary as widely as my moods but I always wanted to be in a band that covered 70's porn soundtracks

Movies:

Blazing Saddles, Cannonball run, Smokey and the Bandit, Caddeyshack, Bubba Ho-Tep, you know the artsy stuff

Television:

The Simpsons, Family Guy, Robot Chicken, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Nova, etc.

Books:

Where the Buffalos Roam, Fear and Loathing In Las Vegas, War and Peace(the first half), Jaws

Heroes:

Elvis, Elvis, and Ron Jeremy,.....look like a movie star, party like a rock star, and fuck like a porn star

My Blog

What a week I am having

So here is what happened, upon my return from a well deserved and much needed night on the town I went upstairs for a midnight snack. Somehow on the way down I was engaged by two of a dru...
Posted by Big Brian aka Lummy Thrillmeister on Sat, 10 Feb 2007 05:04:00 PST

Mexicans are cheaper than gas.(sorry Ang)

So it is official, I am sick of high gas prices and I am sick of hearing about the plight of illegal aliens..I propose one solution to both problems. It really is quite simple after I realized&n...
Posted by Big Brian aka Lummy Thrillmeister on Thu, 13 Apr 2006 01:39:00 PST

Dear Alcohol

Dear Alcohol,First and foremost, let me tell you that I'm a huge fan of yours. Your Many dimensions are mind boggling (different than beer goggling, which I'll touch upon shortly). Yes, my frie...
Posted by Big Brian aka Lummy Thrillmeister on Mon, 27 Mar 2006 07:09:00 PST

I am not qualified to handle other peoples urine

This blog is complete speculation on my part I have no idea what the actual qualifications are to work in a urinalysis lab. As I prepare to visit my probation officer which usually involves a piss tes...
Posted by Big Brian aka Lummy Thrillmeister on Wed, 15 Feb 2006 06:21:00 PST

A conversation with the painfuly ignorant

So the other day I was doing some of my communitty service, repaying my debt to society for a drunken indescretion. Just a normal day when one of the employees at Goodwill asked me "Are you...
Posted by Big Brian aka Lummy Thrillmeister on Wed, 15 Feb 2006 06:06:00 PST

Revenge or Primal instinct

So the other day I was in my garage drinking beer(no news there), when I notice a leashed dog taking a shit on my front lawn. Lately I have noticed dog poo on the lawn and was curious as to the ...
Posted by Big Brian aka Lummy Thrillmeister on Fri, 30 Dec 2005 08:46:00 PST