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You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

About Me


I'm pretty fucking nice. I have a weakness for punching babies in their strollers though. Semi-domesticated, well mannered yet unpredictably volatile Caveman/Barbarian with reputation for victory in battle. I am known occasionally to go on drunken machete wielding rampages through crowded public areas. I have even been known to eat with utensils and am house trained like all good dogs should be. I am Nightbreed and am very easy to identify while I am out amongst the Daywalkers, just listen for loud grunting which will be accompanied by the sight of knuckles that drag on the ground. I have a very strong compulsion to PUNT all infants as well. Come on, maybe just 50 yards or so wouldn't hurt it too bad you pussy! Just enough to launch it out of the stroller and into the air. Usually, after a good baby kicking, I enjoy helping sweet little old ladies across the street. As I see it, that sort of evens things out a bit and adds variety and a sense of balance and moderation in my life. Then as soon as I get the last sweet little old lady across the street safely I turn around smiling and throw an old crippled man down a flight of stairs. Yin and Yang. Positive and negative balance. One can not exist without the other. You guys know what I'm talking about. Reality is that we humans are only animals just like the rest that inhabit the earth, and we have always, since the beginning of time, killed and fought over territories exacttly like the animals have done, weeding out all opposition for the survival of our species. Except for that the animals don't need weak excuses like religion or politics to mask or justify their actions. I fully endorse trying to be more like the animals.... and if you're gonna be an animal folks, you might as well be at the top of the food chain if you anticipate survival, and seeing how survival is priority #1,...you need to be a BEAST!!!haha! I don't have shit to prove to anyone and can be a cynical bastard a majority of the time so don't take my abrasive nature personally if you think it means that I don't like you. I dislike all humans equally. I am here, mainly just laughing AT YOU,(and WITH you too) and am here to make as many sarcastic and completely rediculous comments as possible to try and get alla' you dummys laughing. Lighten up all you tender little sensitive wee lads and lasses. I will eventually win your hearts and minds and have you maggots laughing along side of me. Now please excuse me while I use your head as a step back up towards my throne. Thank you. That is all. -----------------------------------" THIS IS ME THROWING YOU "--------------------
The devil's mark is tearing me apart. It's taking over me. Lycanthropy. You'd better run, you'd better hide. When you're a werewolf no one is on your side. When I was young, I was attacked by the living dead. They made me into one of them. I am afflicted, I have been bitten. Tear the flesh from your face. Bury you in the coldest hell. Take over your mind. For you it's the toll of the bell. I am afflicted, I have been bitten. It's taking over me. Lycanthropy.------------------------------------------------ ----'FANG'-84'---------------------------------------------- ------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------------------------------------ ---------------------------------------The world belongs to those who take action. ----------------------"It is better to live one day as a lion, than to live a lifetime as a lamb."- Mussolini. ------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------------------------------------ ----
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My Interests



TRYING TO UNDERSTAND WHY I AM SO POWERFUL!! SARCASM. COMMANDING MY LEGION OF NINJA SHADOW WARRIORS THAT HONE THEIR SKILLS IN SECRECY WITHIN THE GREAT TEMPLE THAT RESTS HEAVILY GUARDED ON THE TOP OF A DARK MOUNTAIN. CATHOLIC SCHOOL GIRLS. JUGGLING KNIVES ALONE IN THE DARK. TRYING TO NO LONGER LOOK AT THE WORLD THROUGH THE BARRELL OF A GUN. LEARNING TO HAVE PITY AND SHOW MERCY TOWARDS THE FOOLISH MORTALS. I DON'T FUCKING CARE WHAT COLOR YOU ARE, WHERE YOU WERE BORN, WHERE YOU ARE FROM OR HOW OLD YOU ARE BECAUSE THOSE ARE TRIVIAL FACTS THAT YOU HAD NO CHOICE OR CONTROL OVER IN THE FIRST PLACE. I RESPECT WHAT YOU HAVE DONE WITH WHAT YOU HAVE BEEN GIVEN. HOWEVER, IF YOU HAVE CHOSEN TO BE MY ENEMY FOR WHATEVER REASON THERE IS, THEN THERE IS NOTHING THAT MAKES ME SMILE MORE THAN HEARING YOUR BONES CRACK UNDER THE THUNDER OF MY BOOTS, ALONG WITH ADMIRING AND WATCHING YOU TRY TO COPE WITH WHAT HAS JUST HAPPENED TO YOU AS YOU LEAVE LITTLE TRAILS OF YOUR BLOOD AND OCCASIONAL BROKEN BITS OF TEETH THAT YOU MIGHT UNKNOWINGLY SPIT OUT ALONG WITH YOUR PRIDE. YOU'RE SO FUNNY WHEN YOU DO THAT, FUNNY LIKE A CLOWN!!

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet a nymphomaniac who owns a liquor store! I'd also like to meet Bigfoot, The Loch Ness Monster, and other possible unfrozen cavemen that I can identify with because your strange new world and advanced civilization frightens and amazes me. I'd like to meet your face on to the cold hard pavement...no seriously. I'd like to meet you and take you for a long walk off of a short pier. And if you have seen the Shining, I need to know what floor the blood gets off on. People who enjoy creating high-pressure coronary pulsating arterial spray.I would like to meet other: PIRATEHOOKERS, CAVEMEN, WEREWOLVES, more PIRATE HOOKERS, SKINJAS, NINJAS, PIRATES, NINJA/PIRATES, PIRATE/NINJAS, NINJA/PIRATE HOOKERS, shrouded in mystery shadow warriors that also wear boots and braces, fearless men of the deadly art of Skinjitsu!! They know the 1,ooo ways of death and are always ready for battle. These supermen walk the earth giants among the foolish mortals and lowly cowards who scurry quickly when they hear the boots coming in the distance. These unstoppable warriors are known as SKINJA!(SKINHEAD/NINJA). Beware the SKINJA for your fate will surely be met if you dare cross them.In fact,I would suggest 'bowing' or 'kneeling' before them as soon as you enter striking distance and to "kiss the ring" on his lethal, bone snapping, fist of fury. Never make eye contact any longer than a few seconds, as this will be taken as a challenge for dominance and you WILL quickly, and with much regret, learn the err of your way... SKINHEAD/NINJA=SKINJA...,Tom Savini,H.R.Geiger,Sho Kosugi, Vinnie Jones, basically I'd like to meet anyone that thinks they can withstand some blunt-forced trauma vented with specific co-ordinants to render you no longer any possible threat. I wanna meet old friends that are still out there some where that have not been forgotten.-------------------------------------------------- ------------------------------------------------------------ ------

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What infamous serial killer are you?
Jack the Ripper
The knife is your best friend. You love being the lilith on the prowl late at night, looking for protitutes to mutilate. Your killing spree has gone unsolved for over 100 years, and chances are no one will know for sure who you really were.

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What`s your pimped out ghetto thug weapon?
Brass Knuckles
You're into fist fighting. However, you're a pimped out ghetto thug, so you strap these babies on and BAM!

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You are Bullet Tooth Tony
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Music:



1980'S EUROPEAN AND AMERICAN SKINHEAD, STREETPUNK AND HARDCORE BANDS, CONDEMNED 84, ONE WAY SYSTEM,THE EVIL SKINS, LANTERN ROUGE, SKIN KORPS, CRO-MAGS,UNIFORM CHOICE, AGNOSTIC FRONT,COMBAT 84,THE LAST RESORT,THE GLORY, MOONSTOMP,ANTI-HEROS,SKREWDRIVER,SHAM 69,THE CLASH,THE STRANGLERS, NABAT,BASTA, G.B.H,THE EXPLOITED, DISCHARGE, BROKEN BONES,CHELSEA, SECTION 5,THE 4-SKINS, ANTI-SOCIAL,CRIMINAL CLASS, BRUTAL ATTACK,THE LEGION OF ST. GEORGE, SPECIAL DUTIES,POISON IDEA, MIDTOWN BOOTBOYS, IRON CROSS,C.O.C.,THE MENTORS,FEAR, FANG & F.S.O., THE OPPRESSED,THE ENGLISH DOGS,BRUTAL COMBAT,LEGION 88',CLOSE SHAVE,DEAD ELVIS,JACK THE LAD,KICKER BOYS, MINOR THREAT,SUBHUMANS, U.K. SUBS,MAJOR ACCIDENT,BREAKAWAYS,THE BUSINESS,SKULLHEAD, CHAOS U.K., DEAD KENNEDYS,D.O.A.,FLIPPER, MISFITS,SAMHAIN,M.D.C., BUZZCOCKS,RAMONES,U.S. CHAOS,STOOGES,JUDGE, INDECENT EXPOSURE, BLITZ,NIBLICK HENBANE, THE WRETCHED ONES,LAGER LADS,STRAY CATS, NEKROMANTIX,THE METEORS,DER FLUCH, NEGATIVE APPROACH, KRAUT,THE WARRIORS,THE TEMPLARS,FORCED REALITY,OXBLOOD,FIRST STRIKE,BOTTOM OF THE BARREL,BOHSE ONKELZ, MENACE,SLAUGHTER AND THE DOGS,PATRIOT, TIME BOMB,BRICKWALL UNITED, THE WIFEBEATERS, NO REMORSE,BLOODY SODS, ADOLF AND THE PISS ARTISTS,GUNDOG,BATTLE CRY,PRESSURE 28, BLANK GENERATION,RESISTANCE, BOISTERIOUS, STRAW DOGS....

Movies:

SHOGUN ASSASSIN, GUINEA PIG,THE TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE, HALLOWEEN, DEAD ALIVE,EVIL DEAD 1&2, HELLRAISER,ROMPER STOMPER,ANOTHER STATE OF MIND,SID & NANCY, ALIEN,DEATH RACE 2000,KILLER CLOWNS FROM OUTER SPACE,TROMA-TEAM MOVIES(TOXIC AVENGER),MONTY PYTHON AND THE HOLY GRAIL-THE LIFE OF BRIAN-THE MEANING OF LIFE-..AND NOW FOR SOMETHING COMPLETELY DIFFERENT,THE GODS MUST BE CRAZY, ANALYZE THIS,OFFICE SPACE, ANYTHING WITH WILL FERRELL!!! ANCHORMAN,OLD SCHOOL, SCARY MOVIE 1-3,THE SHINING,CHILDREN OF THE CORN,THE EXORCIST,THE HOWLING,FULL METAL JACKET,DROWNING MONA,DESPERATE LIVING,JESCO WHITE THE DANCIN' OUTLAW,FRIDAY THE 13TH 1-4,DAY OF THE DEAD,NEKROMANTIK 1&2,TIM BURTON FILMS-NIGHTMARE BEFORE CHRISTMAS,SLEEPY HOLLOW,FROM HELL,NIGHT OF THE LIVING DEAD,DAWN OF THE DEAD,DAY OF THE DEAD,RETURN OF THE LIVING DEAD,AMERICAN PSYCHO,OLD CLASSIC VAMPIRE-WOLFMAN-FRANKENSTEIN HORROR MOVIES,NOSFERATU,OLD HAMMER FILMS,DRACULA v/s WOLFMAN,INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE,SILENCE OF THE LAMBS,SEVEN,RED DRAGON,GLADIATOR,FULL METAL JACKET,THE LAST DRAGON,REVENGE OF THE NINJA,NINJA 111 THE DOMINATION,9 DEATHS OF THE NINJA,RESERVOIR DOGS,MAN BITES DOG, MADE IN BRITAIN, I.D.,SNATCH,LOCK,STOCK AND TWO SMOKING BARRELS,THE WARRIORS, PIECES,MOTEL HELL...

Television:

FORENSIC FILES,THE FIRST 48,COPS,COLD CASE,S.W.A.T. USA., TEXAS S.W.A.T.,POLICE CHASE SHOWS,AMERICAN CHOPPER,HISTORY CHANNEL,MILITARY CHANNEL,DISCOVERY CHANNEL,MONTY PYTHON'S FLYING CIRCUS,THE YOUNG ONES,TWILIGHT ZONE,TALES FROM THE DARKSIDE,THE MUNSTERS,THE OUTER LIMITS, OLD "ELVIRA -MISTRESS OF THE DARK" SHOWS THAT USED COME ON,OLD SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE,COMEDY CENTRAL, DAVE ATTELL,DAVE CHAPELLE, ADULT SWIM, AQUA-TEEN HUNGER FORCE,THE SQUIDBILLIES, DAILY SHOW,RENO 911, COPS,SIMPSONS, THE BLOTTER, A&E..................................................... ............................

Books:

Yer fancy book lernin' and all that readin an writin an shit don't impress me none.

Heroes:

MY DEVIL DOG FATHER U.S.MARINE CORPS SERGEANT & ENGINEER, ME MUM, ME YOUNGER BRUDDA LANCE PANTS, BULLET-TOOTH TONY, and THE DARK LORD!! HAIL THE BEAST!!

Which Norse God are You?
You're Thor! Son of Odin you are affectionately termed the Thunder god, and hence have an affinity with electricity. You're very popular due to your great strength and loyalty.
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You Are 100% Evil
You're the most evil person you know.
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Wich World War 2 Weapon would you be?
Auto SMG
You would be a Light-Machine Gun

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Posted by PublicAnimal#1 on Fri, 30 Mar 2007 01:04:00 PST