The Media and the Restless |
I watched news on TV the other day for about 3 minutes. It was all I could stand before the butane in my veins ignited into a nuclear dance party (I keep meaning to ask the doctor about that).&n...
Posted by noel.com.gov.edu.net.tv on Sat, 22 Sep 2007 09:03:00 PST |
God Doesn't Exist and Evolution is a Sham |
It's time for the cold hard truth. There is no god and evolution is a complete sham. If you make a living through evolutionary science or pseudo science, I suggest you start looking into a...
Posted by noel.com.gov.edu.net.tv on Sat, 28 Apr 2007 09:03:00 PST |
Bureau of Illegal Labor Statistics Occupational Outlook |
The Bureau of Labor Statistics publishes an annual Occupational Outlook Handbook that is great for young people interested in learning about the different opportunities available in the "real world".&...
Posted by noel.com.gov.edu.net.tv on Sun, 14 Jan 2007 11:17:00 PST |
French Pressed |
If I've talked to you in the past week or so, let me just go ahead and say I'm sorry. Our conversation probably went something like this:You>x*Me>y**You>Yea. Look at the time. I have...
Posted by noel.com.gov.edu.net.tv on Thu, 21 Dec 2006 02:15:00 PST |
Simply Irresistible |
Here is a speech I gave a few weeks ago during my futile attempt to run for Secretary of State: My ethics deplore placing judgment on people. I don't judge my friends, family, coworkers, ...
Posted by noel.com.gov.edu.net.tv on Tue, 28 Nov 2006 08:09:00 PST |
The Results Are In! |
As many of you know, I was honored when Mayor Franklin asked me to judge the annual "Hire the Most Retarded People" contest held here in Atlanta. Aside from being honored, I was completely overw...
Posted by noel.com.gov.edu.net.tv on Mon, 24 Jul 2006 06:18:00 PST |
A Closed Letter to Mr. Cheney |
Did you know you can email the vice president of the US of A? Well, you can ([email protected]). I don't ever want to hear any of you moan about the federal government and thei...
Posted by noel.com.gov.edu.net.tv on Wed, 14 Jun 2006 05:33:00 PST |
Date Ideas |
If you are emotionally unavailable and can't connect with anyone on a meaningful level, you've probably been on the dating scene for quite some time. Dont beat yourself up because you are 'disce...
Posted by noel.com.gov.edu.net.tv on Mon, 08 May 2006 01:44:00 PST |
Dear Abby |
Dear Abby,Today I received a friend request from Eco-n-Ricana. Honestly, I'm really excited about the anticipated friendship destined to come. They appear not only successful&&but adore m...
Posted by noel.com.gov.edu.net.tv on Wed, 29 Mar 2006 02:07:00 PST |
Too Stupid to be Racist |
I'm always blown away when I step outside of my comfortable four-mile radius centering San Fran Coffee. Often I think people have started to think more like I do, but really, I've just surrounde...
Posted by noel.com.gov.edu.net.tv on Wed, 25 Jan 2006 07:24:00 PST |
