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Scott Everett Berger®

It’s LUCKY 31, LUCKY 31

About Me


I'm a stand up comedian,
bad Jew,
Halloween lovin' kinda guy.

Scott Everett Berger: Stand-up Comedian, Comic, Actor, Emcee, Funny Guy, Bad Jew

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"It has been my experience that folks who have no vices have very few virtues."
Abraham Lincoln (1809 - 1865)

My Interests

My Parter-In-Crime Beth.

Being funny.
Being scary.
Eating pie.

I'd like to meet:


Guillermo Del Toro

Billy Connolly

Anthony Bourdain

Eddie Izzard

Duff Goldman

Music:

"On the good ship Venus
By Christ you shoulda seen us
The figurehead was a whore in bed
Sucking a dead mans penis"
~ Loudon Wainwright III

Television:


If you're wondering
I have since grown my hair back,
re-married,
and still have asthma.

Heroes:

Wally Berger
Guillermo Del Toro
Warren Zevon

My Blog

Shocked, Sad, Angry

Last night, as I walked in the door at about 11:25pm, returning from the Comedy Store, I hear my friend Allen's voice on our answering machine. Since I was awake and just getting home, I called him b...
Posted by Scott Everett Berger® on Wed, 30 Apr 2008 03:22:00 PST

Cigar?

I just starting working part time this week at a great cigar lounge here in Pasadena, Ceniza Cigar Lounge. Ever since I was a kid I've loved the smell of cigars. I don't know what it is, maybe the s...
Posted by Scott Everett Berger® on Fri, 08 Feb 2008 09:40:00 PST

WTF?

MySpace deletes hacked Web site for atheists and agnosticsThursday, January 31, 2008David BriggsPlain Dealer Religion ReporterIt isn't easy being godless online.For the third time in three years, what...
Posted by Scott Everett Berger® on Sat, 02 Feb 2008 11:18:00 PST

Bones

This morning, as I was washing the meat and cartilage off of some beef bones from some delicious posole Beth and I had the other day, I got to thinking about bones (and skeletons) and what they mean t...
Posted by Scott Everett Berger® on Thu, 24 Jan 2008 10:14:00 PST

STOP THE BREEDING!

ATLANTA, Georgia (AP) -- Bucking the trend in many other wealthy industrialized nations, the United States seems to be experiencing a baby boomlet, reporting the largest number of children born in 45...
Posted by Scott Everett Berger® on Wed, 16 Jan 2008 08:29:00 PST

I Got What America Needs Right Here

By Jimmy CarterJanuary 9, 2008 | Issue 44"02 of The OnionSometimes I'm a little stupid, maybe, a little slow in the head, so I'm wondering if you can help me get something straight. Maybe you can help...
Posted by Scott Everett Berger® on Sat, 12 Jan 2008 09:11:00 PST

Immigrants

Last night I was watching a documentary on PBS entitled The Jewish Americans. Although I call myself the Bad Jew of comedy, I am, and will always be a Jew. Of all the world religions Judaism is the ...
Posted by Scott Everett Berger® on Fri, 11 Jan 2008 11:14:00 PST

Write Aid

Last night Beth and I, along with our friends the Ramps, went to see a benefit comedy concert for the Writers Guild of America West at Royce Hall on the UCLA campus. The show was hosted by Eddie Izz...
Posted by Scott Everett Berger® on Sat, 15 Dec 2007 01:01:00 PST

On the 4th night of Hannukah...

Yes, even this bad Jew likes to light the menorah candles. I'm sitting bathed in the candlelight of our Manischewitz menorah, listening to the Klezmatics and sipping a Murphys stout...ahhh the good l...
Posted by Scott Everett Berger® on Sat, 08 Dec 2007 07:41:00 PST

Heaven & Hell

I have a theory - that the concept of Heaven is really hell and the concept of Hell is really heavenly. Now before you get your religious panties in a bunch...hear me out. We humans don't really have...
Posted by Scott Everett Berger® on Wed, 14 Nov 2007 03:37:00 PST