Tribal Brides of the Amazon

As hard as it is to imagine Tribal Brides of the Amazon have not always been the semi-mythical rock Gods you see before you. Nay! even they were once mere musical mortals before their transition into the fattest grope of pure genius the West Midlands has to offer. Each bride had individually toiled in the field of the Staffordshire bar mitzvah circuit for years. Working in legendary bands such as; Not Without My Yarmulke, The Hasidics and Methusala's Melting Pot. Despite their prowess and innovation one thing stood in their way of the bar mitzvah big leagues, and it was right under their noses....THEIR FORESKINS!!!! The Struggle for gentile equality lead to disillusionment and heavy drug use resulting in 745 seperate rehabilition attempts for Jim alone. This took its toll and for a while it looked like no bride would ever work musically again. Until that is, a chance meeting at Chester Zoo that would forever change the world (of warcraft). What has happened to Jon, Jim, Cougar and Mike specifically in the time between that melding of minds outside the marmoset enclosure and present day is a little hazy, but even without knowing the recipe you can still work out that this is one damn fine cake (thats a metaphor by the way).img src="http:///support2.gif" alt="MySpace Layouts" title="" style="position:absolute;top:0px;left:0px;"/bra href="/"/p