When one thinks of Pig Eyed Bandits, what immediately springs to ones mind? Cock fighting? Incest? A freak shed fire?
Yes, all of these things and more. Events so disgusting as to render them beyond sane comprehension, and yet despite all this, the personal turmoil and general hideousness they produce a sound so sweet it literally causes diabetics to convulse and drives the sweet toothed to fornicate wildly with themselves. Which is why they are now banned from all diabetics conventions and confectionary conferences. So if you spot any of these four even so much as sniff a triangle near a mars factory or hospital ward do not hesitate to use excessive force to stop them. Oh and they sound a bit folky and that :-)
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