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The Useless Bastards

Songs you love on instruments you hate!

About Me

We're a band in Brooklyn. We play where people drink. It's good.We have a CD you can get at our shows. It's pretty useless, but you should come get one anyway. One day soon we'll have our CD up on the internets. We hear that the internets is a good way to sell CDs.

"I put that CD in my car, and me [and my buddy] laughed our f**kin' balls off all the way home!" - Bullpork's mechanic

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 1/6/2006
Band Website: uselessbastards.net
Band Members: Capt Ahab: Accordian & Vocals
Park: Banjolin, Guitar, & Vocals
Preach: Mandolin, Guitar, & Vocals
Bullpork: Ukulele, Trombone, & Vocals
Sinna: Bass & Vocals
Sounds Like: ass
Record Label: oh pleeeeeeze.
Type of Label: None

My Blog

Bastards in Brooklyn (Greenpoint) this Sunday, June 15

Bryan is in town for the weekend, so we've booked a very rare (as in half-baked) Bastards show! Sun 6/8 4:00pm - 7:00pm (not 3 - 6 like J. Walter's email said) TBD Brooklyn (224 Franklin St between ...
Posted by The Useless Bastards on Fri, 13 Jun 2008 12:41:00 PST

Check out this event: Bastards in Brooklyn 2nite!

Hosted By: The Useless BastardsWhen: Friday Mar 17, 2006 at 10:00 PMWhere: Two Boots Brooklyn514 2nd st (btw 7th and 8th aves)Brooklyn, NY 11215USDescription: The Useless Bastards Click Here To View E...
Posted by The Useless Bastards on Fri, 17 Mar 2006 11:30:00 PST

Welcome back Preach!

Well, old bastard Preacher Boy is returning to the useless bastard fold. Come to see us at Steinhof and see the original lineup. I've also written a new song for St. Paddie's Day: 'Long Island ice te...
Posted by The Useless Bastards on Mon, 20 Feb 2006 02:35:00 PST

Welcomne Bastards Fans!

This is Jon Captain Ahab Dryden here, accordionist for the UBs. We got together in a strange way: I found a local bar that wanted to start having music, so I got the idea to put this band together, dr...
Posted by The Useless Bastards on Thu, 12 Jan 2006 04:48:00 PST