Billy Chuckfist 90291 - ProfilesArchive

About Me

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Hi my name is Billy Chuckfist; Grand Master Retard.

I just shitted this out of my pants fresh, for you, my Latest piece of poop. Here I wanted to prove to myself that OJ Simpson wasn't the only one who could profit of the murder of his wife and a waiter...So Can I. I'm still trying to prove this. Mathematically and such in ways that only a calculator can understand.

And I shitted Out This too. 2 of the boys at the Chuckfist camp made this little dookie yesterday. Destined to become a classic I am certain. Can't go wrong with a video that can be metatagged with the words intergalactic and gangbang.

Now here's a piece I can show mom and dad. Starring Dito Montiel. Directed by Vincent Blackhawk Aamodt. Written by Hayes Phillips. And featuring the music of my favorite band and yours; Hazard Los Angeles...Please take a moment to watch Il Mutilato - The Mutilated One

My Interests

HI IM BILLY

I'd like to meet:

More psycho bitches. Can't get enough of them psycho broads. And anyone who knows how the hell me and my buddies can make any money off the shit we're doing. We don't have a clue. And we don't have an account monkey.

Music:

MUSIC IS THE UNIVERSAL LANGUAGE AND THATS HOW COME I LIKE PUNK ROCK MUSIC AND SOME OTHER STUFF BUT MOSTLY PUNK.

IF I COULD SPEAK TO THE WHOLE WORLD AT ONCE I WOULD PROBABLY DO IT THROUGH MUSIC. MY FAVORRITE BAND IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD IS HAZARD. THEY ALSO SOMETIMES ARE CALLED HAZARD LOS ANGELES. AND I LIKE F-MINUS AND FLUX CAPACITOR AND AUDIOSLAVE AND RADIOHEAD AUTECHRE AND BAD BRAINS AND P.I.L. I LIKE DEVO DEAD KENNEDY'S SEX PISTOLS BOOMTOWN RATS I LIKE MOVIE SCORE MUSIC KRONOS QUARTET SEX PISTOLS HAZARD SUICIDAL TENDENCIES VELVET REVOLVER GREEN DAY HAZARD T.S.O.L THE CRAMPS SHRIEKBACK RADIOHEAD AND SO MANY MORE.HAZARD LOS ANGELES DOESNT KNOW IT BUT I AM THEIR NUMBER ONE FAN AND IF ANYONE SAYS THAT THEY ARE THE NUMBER ONE FAN OTHER THAN ME THEN THEY ARE A LIAR AND YOU SHOULD REPORT THIS TO ME IMMEDIATELY.

SO, HERE WE HAVE HERE A VIDEO OF MY FAVORITE BAND IN THE WORLD HAZARD AND THIS LITTLE SUNAMABITCH IS 110% RAW AND UNEDITED FOOTIE FROM ONE OF THEIR LIVE SHOWS AT THE VIPER ROOM. I GO TO ALL THEIR SHOWS. CUZ THEY'RE BANGIN' GOOD HELLA PUNK ROCK AND IT IS SOOOOO EASY TO GET LAID AT THEIR SHOWS. ON A SIDE NOTE, I GOT RUFIED BY A CHICK ONCE AT THE ROXY AT ONE OF THEIR SHOWS, BUT I DIDN'T BANG HER. SO BACK TO HAZARD LOS ANGELES, THEY PLAY WITH METAL SKOOL A LOT WHICH IS DOPE BECAUSE SLUTS GO TO SEE METAL SKOOL. I SHOULD WARN YOU THOUGH THAT IT CAN BE SCARY THOUGH TOO BECAUSE I HAVE A THING AGAINST CONDOMS.
ANYHOWS, ENJOY THIS VIDEO FROM THE GREATEST DAMN PUNK ROCK BAND I KNOW, GIVE IT UP FOR HAZARD LOS ANGELES! CLICK THE BIG RECTANGLE BELOW THIS SENTENCE.

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OH BOY, ANOTHER STUPID VIDEO. THIS IS 1 (one) OF MANY OF THE DUMB ASS THINGS THAT BILLY CHUCKFIST DOES THAT ACTUALLY IS KINDA COOL BECAUSE IT'S WHAT SOME PEOPLE WOULD CALL PHILANTHROPIC, WHICH MEANS IT'S CHARITY LIKE, AND PRO-BONO ESQUE, IN A COMPLICATED WAY, IF YOU SERIOUSLY WANT TO UNDERSTAND THE POINT BEHIND THIS VIDEO AND OTHER THINGS I LIKE TO CALL THE BILLY CHUCKFIST HOMELESS COLLECTION YOU CAN SEND ME A MESSAGE AND I'LL SEND YOU A PRESS KIT, OTHERWISE JUST SMILE AND LAUGH AT THE STUPID HOMELESS BUM.

Movies:

MOVIES SPEAK LOUDER THAN BOOKS.

Television:

TELEVISION IS LONG FOR TV AND I GOT MORE OF EM THAN YOU DO AND MINE ARE BIGGER THAN YOURS AS SHIT

Books:

I KNOW LONGER READ BOOKS. THEY'RE EVIL. LIKE THE DEVIL.

Heroes:

MY HERO IS MY 4th GRADE TEACHER MRS. JOHNSON FROM THE MEADOW OAKS ELEMENTARY SCHOOL IN CALABASAS, CALIFORNIA. AND MY MOM AND DAD AND FAMILY.

My Blog

OJ Simpson Violent Animated Parody

OJ Spills his guts. And everyone else's. From Billy Chuckfist and Partners....
Posted by Billy Chuckfist 90291 on Mon, 08 Jan 2007 11:33:00 PST

Axl Rose 2014 AD

Axl Rose in the year 2014, as foretold by Nostradamus. 2014 is also the expected release date for the Chinese Democracy Album....
Posted by Billy Chuckfist 90291 on Mon, 08 Jan 2007 12:12:00 PST

Snickers Commercial Spoof

A PSA to raise hunger awareness. From Billy Chuckfist and Partners. ...
Posted by Billy Chuckfist 90291 on Wed, 03 Jan 2007 11:07:00 PST

Father Having Sex With Daughter - Hilarious

No words can describe this. But a lot can be said about it. It is, perhaps the greatest short film ever made. This is filmmaking for the internet at it's finest. This is the defining film of ...
Posted by Billy Chuckfist 90291 on Mon, 01 Jan 2007 03:05:00 PST

OJ Simpson Turns To The Web to tell his story

The books been shitcanned Judith Regan gets fired and The Fox Interview has yet to be leaked on to the web.But that's OK. OJ Simpson has turned to the internet to finally tell us all...If I Did It, Th...
Posted by Billy Chuckfist 90291 on Sat, 16 Dec 2006 07:15:00 PST

Billy Chuckfist finally gets some recognition

Below is an email I received this morning...Dad, I hope you are proud. Proud as a peacock.Great news, Billy!Your video "OJ Simpson Violent Animated Comedy", has been selected by producers to appear on...
Posted by Billy Chuckfist 90291 on Wed, 13 Dec 2006 02:30:00 PST

The Past 5 days - a look back

5 days ago was Dec 7th which was a Friday and it was around midnight and...
Posted by Billy Chuckfist 90291 on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 01:07:00 PST

I should've used the N word

Made an OJ Simpson video. People didn't think it was funny. Fuck em. Either way, i know that deep down inside it would make my dad piss his catheter.Thespian Michael Richards calls a black guy a black...
Posted by Billy Chuckfist 90291 on Mon, 11 Dec 2006 03:21:00 PST

OJ SIMPSON IF I DID IT - ANIMATED CLIFFS NOTES

OJ Simpson wrote a book. Now it's not for sale. Fox was gonna do an interview. It got shitcanned. So we made this video. Because everyone is dying to know...If he did it, How did he do it.? Watch and ...
Posted by Billy Chuckfist 90291 on Thu, 30 Nov 2006 03:31:00 PST

Il Mutilato - The Amputee - Starring Dito Montiel - Now on Ifilm

I can't believe I forgot to blog this. With all the sites out there like youtube and stupidshittyvideos and retardedcrap.com and dailymotion...and what not....I forgot about one of my favorites...IFIL...
Posted by Billy Chuckfist 90291 on Sat, 25 Nov 2006 03:25:00 PST