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Larry David

A dog bit my penis

About Me

I really don't like the people I know. I prefer strangers.

My Interests

It's nice to be affectionate to something German. You don't really get the opportunity very often.

I'd like to meet:

Car salesmen, a therapist who does not wear a thong, Shaquille O'Neal, Salma Hayek, bald men, Jews who aren't necessarily proud of their Jewishness...