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About Me

Hey, anyway, please donate to charity!, I have set up a fund for Silicone Breast Implants For Insecure Women Who Can't Afford Them at www.cafepress.com/elizabethcity where you can donate by buying a t-shirt! If you already have some nice breasteses, put them in the shirt below, ladies, or gentlemen, if the case may be! If you notice, it was MADE IN THE USA, not China, so you can rest assured it is 100% date rape drug free! You can also get it on all kinds of other stuff too! Or, you can get this design on buttons and shirts and all kinds of stuff too! Hey, ladies! These shirts and buttons and stuff are on sale and marked down from their original price of One Million Dollars! You are really gonna save a ton of money if you buy this stuff!If you wanna, you can also get this lovely "I bet you wish those herpes had stayed in Vegas" product on buttons and t'shirts and even better--postcards! Send them through the mail to your friends to prank them! Hahah! Be prepared to get new friends on the offchance that it's true though! You can get the Vegas stuff and also the "Not my mom's favorite" and the cute cheehua saying "What choo lookin' at?!!" stuff here: www.cafepress.com/elizabethcity2 so go do it! If you want to that is. You can opt out of this if you wish. I sincerely hope you won't. I mean, behold this lovely beer stein that you can drink beer out of and look at the design at the same time to remind you of exactly why you are not your mom's favorite! Who care's mom?! Also, this is the perfect gift for you husband if he is a bastard drunk! Don't leave him. Oh no! Buy him this stein to show your disgust! Be sure to get the kids in on it, and they can take daddy his beer in this stein and give him their most disgusted look while they are asking daddy for a sip of the good stuff.And what choo lookin' at? It better not be mah boobehs!!
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Also, I had a little conversation with Dr. Evil, which I recorded for legal reasons. I have it posted below! Enjoy!.. width="425" height="350" ..MY newest nephew:He's Alexandre, "Little Der" for short! The cutest kid on earth
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My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 1/4/2006
Band Website: helium.com/user/show/44498
Band Members: The band Elizabeth City, is made up of several angry, jaded vixens, namely, me, myself and I. Hear us sing! It's Myspace The Musical! .. width="425" height="350"
Influences: Holy Hell, do I love Queen. I think I'm influenced by so much it's hard to list them all. I have to say the Beatles are the band that really influenced me the most. Their songs are still just timeless and enjoyable to listen to, just as much as the first day I heard them.
Sounds Like: GAAAAAAAAAAABUAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH, MUAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, WOOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOO, and stuff.
Record Label: The kind you stick on after you burn your cd.
Type of Label: None

My Blog

Boys Will Be Boys.

So Buck, of What The Buck fame has been doing video blogs on his first years in school and it reminded me of this funny story I must share with the class. When I was in the first grade, I got seated n...
Posted by Elizabeth Mitchell on Wed, 02 Jul 2008 06:54:00 PST

Greetings Earthlings, We Come In Peace, For The Most Part.

Okay, so the Mars Lander, or whatever Earthlings are calling it, landed on Mars and is supposed to be looking for water, or other signs of life such as, waving, yelling and/or shooting. So I'm reading...
Posted by Elizabeth Mitchell on Tue, 10 Jun 2008 06:04:00 PST

Thats Not Normal!

Isn't it funny how we grow up thinking everything our family does is "normal", and the rest of the world is odd? I remember one day my dad got frustrated at something my mom did (yeah, he was one to t...
Posted by Elizabeth Mitchell on Mon, 26 May 2008 10:09:00 PST

Unidentified Flying OH MY GOD!

I just had to blog about something I saw on the History Channel (so you know it's true!). It was about a confirmed UFO sighting by an Italian fighter pilot. The pilot actually got into a dogfight with...
Posted by Elizabeth Mitchell on Wed, 30 Apr 2008 06:36:00 PST

The Atkins Diet For Those Who Eat Like A Bird.

This is one of the funniest pictures I've seen in a long time. This is an actual hedgehog that got too fat eating birdfood! They had to put him on the animal equivalent of the Atkins diet and he's got...
Posted by Elizabeth Mitchell on Wed, 23 Apr 2008 07:06:00 PST

For My Myspace Best Buddies!

When I saw this, it made me think of my special Myspace Best Buddies! For you!! A Card For You! In case the link did not work, which is most likely possible, it’s cut and pasty time! Here ya go:...
Posted by Elizabeth Mitchell on Tue, 08 Apr 2008 04:56:00 PST

Aunt Beffie Is Being Naughty.

Aunt Beffie has a bad sense of humor! Little nephew, John, age 4, was here this weekend and I went into my room and noticed he left the talking Taco Bell doggies on my bed and they were, um....not tal...
Posted by Elizabeth Mitchell on Thu, 13 Mar 2008 06:12:00 PST

Barak Obama Does Not Approve This Message...

....but we are pretty sure he will laugh at it. * *PLEASE TAKE NO OFFENSE AT THIS CARTOON. I AM AN EQUAL OPPORTUNITY POLITICAL SADIST--I MEAN SATIRIST. OR HOWEVER THE HELL YOU S...
Posted by Elizabeth Mitchell on Thu, 06 Mar 2008 02:44:00 PST

Myspace Whores!

Well I have a new cartoon for ya! I'm looking for a good scanner, so pretty soon you won't have to put up with these crappy copies that I take with my camera, lol! I've just been putting these up to g...
Posted by Elizabeth Mitchell on Tue, 26 Feb 2008 06:58:00 PST