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jayce

Neo-vIntagE DecaDenc3 : sUperfIciaLly kaWaiI

About Me


Mr. Sandman... Bring me a dream... Make him the cutest that I've ever seen... Give him two lips likes roses and clovers... Then tell him that his lonesome nights are over... Sandman... I'm So Alone... Don't Have nobody, to call my own... Please turn on your magick beam... Mr. Sandman bring me a dream...
you say Im an elitist... you know I just have standards
you call me cruel... you know I just like to tell the truth...
you say I'm a ho... you know i'm just a bad bitch
you call me a golddigger... you know I just know how to get what I want
you say Im shallow... you know I'm just a realist...
you call me kinda pretty...you know I am perfection...
I am worth $2,487,148 on HumanForSale.com
Average value for a male is $1,849,051.00
I have the queen on a leash and she brings me my tea. Hamasaki Ayumi makes me my sushi. The pope is on hold and he burns people I dont like. Mista Bush Washes my CKs by hand. Mae West writes out my dialogue. Ghandi calls me with diet tips. Tom Ford waxes my eyebrows. Kevin Federline cleans my pool. I've got Condoleeza Rice defragging my harddrive. Chairman Maos chained to my stove and he makes my dim sum. Donatella sweeps out my flat. Lohan shines my shoes. Paris scrubs my bathroom. Hikaru bathes my cat. And Jesus does my taxes.
101 Ways To Save The Internet
People With A History: An Online Guide To LGBT History
Tokyo Street Style
ReligiousTolerance.org: For Religious Tolerance
Send Your Future Self An Email
Vivienne Westwood
Evisu
Bush Is the Anti-Christ
Songs In The Key Of Off
The Museum Of Unworkable Devices
The Pyramid Gallery
UrbanDictionary
Decaying Madness
The Art OF Camille Rose Garcia
What Will You Look Like In 40 Years?
Deviant Art
Leonardo da Vinci: Studies of the Human Body and Principles of Anatomy
The Mathimatical Formula For The Perfect Face
Suicide Girls
Yumiko Artwork
A Decline In Fashion Photography:An Argument In Pictures
Mixed Media Watch: Tracking Media Representations Of Mixed People
"Are you a boy or a girl?"
I'm androgony bitches, get used to it.

Click Here To Go To My Hall Of Shame: A Short Photo Filled Guide Through Some Of My Exes...
So much junk in my trunk, and nowhere to go... Cute face lil waist big behind... On the count of three... Stop focusing on me, and take a look at choself for a minute.. See? Thas why don't nobody talk about you... Aint nothin to talk about... I don't do golddigging... I'm diamonds all the way... They keep spendin Gs on me, and I jus keep on laughin at em... It's 8 o'clock... Do you know where your life is?
If I had one day to live... I'd lick you all over... Then I'd go shopping... Then I'd go clubbing... Then I'd do a final photoshoot... Then I'd lick you again... Then I'd milk a cow... If I had one day to live...
Judelberry is love... Dancers Are Love... Kiities Are Love... Ecstacy is love... Wasabi is love... Shopping is love... D&G is love... Pink horses are love... Diamonds are love... Music is love... Kinky sex is love... Kiwis and Strawberries are love...
"Money can't buy happiness"
"Of course it can, that's just a lie we tell poor people to keep them from rioting."

My Interests

a perfect circle, acting, all my a2 peeps, all my china peeps, all my UK peeps, all my mexico peeps, all my oz peeps, all my peeps everywhere, angel, animal rights, ballet, beijing, binkies, blair witch, blood, boxers, breaking taboos, briefs, broadway, buddha, buffy, burt's bees, candles, cats meow, cell phones, chains, charlotte church, chatting, chinese caligraphy, christina, clothes and no clothes(naked), clothing design, clubbing, cults, cute asian dancers, cute dancers, dancers, dc3, decorer, diamanda galas, dog collars, eurasian, eyeliner, fangs, feria stary night(by loreal), fire, fishnet, flexability training, forensics, fortune telling, ganguro, ghosts, glitter, goth, grease 2, greek/roman history, hair, heresy, hickeys, hollywood, hot models, hot topic, j-r&b, japan, japanese nasties, jmusic, jpop, jude, justin, kang kan, kaylene, kelly, kinky sex, korean music, kristen, madonna, makeup, manson, mariah, meteor garden, midaeval torture, modeling, models, modern dance, moulin rouge, music, normal guy fetish, old time radio, paganism, partying, philosophy, photography, pics of hot guys, piercings, pixy stix, pleather, poetry, pranks, prep, psychology, punk, quotes, rain, rave, reading, red clothes, religious studies, rhps, roses, self mutilation, sex, sex in public places, singing, skimpy clothing, sparkly stuff, spiked eyelashes, spikes, strawberrys mangos and kiwis, sunflower seeds and law, sushi, taebo, tatooes, the dark, the dumdums, the human body, the occult, thongs, tomatoe soup, true crime, turtles and tigers, underground culture, vampires, vanity, voodoo rain, websurfing, wicca, wierd clothes, working out, writing, youth rights,

/..This Is Courage/..

/..This Is Class/..

/..This Is Counter-Productivity/..

/..This Is Beauty/..

/..This Is Soul/..

/..This Is Beyond Delicious/..

/..This Is All American/..

/..This Is Trash/..

/..This Is Cuteness/..

/..This Is Seduction/..

/..This Is Flair/..

/..This Is Elegance/..

/..This Is Digital Enhancement/..

/..This Is Overkill/..

/..This Is Diva/..

/..This Is Intrigue/..

/..This Is Forshadowing/..

/..This Is Sex/..

/..This Is Illusion/..

/..This Is Krunk/..

/..This Is Ian/..

/..This Is Kink/..

/..This Is The Gardener/..

**These Are The Idols Thou**
**Shall Kneel Down And**
**Worship**


/..Goddess Eva/..

/..Goddess Mariah/..

/..Goddess Fairuza/..

/..Goddess Beyonce/..

/..Goddess Ling/..

/..Goddess Xtina/..

/..Goddess Jeniffer/..

/..Goddess Melinda/..

/..Goddess Fergie/..

/..Goddess Elvira/..

I'd like to meet:

I hate stupid people. I hate ignorant people. I hate naive people. I hate tacky people. I hate shady people. I hate Icky people. I hate people with no taste. I hate people with no knowledge. I hate people who are not well read. I hate people who do not understand etiquette. I hate right handed people who use the fork with their left hand. I hate people who don't know shit about shit. I hate people who can't carry a conversation. I hate people who are white trash. I hate people who are posers. I hate people let their ideals interfere with their ability to see reality. I hate people who have no ideals. I hate people who have no concept of respect. I hate people who wear socks with sandals. I hate people who cannot apply makeup correctly. I hate people who think being punk or goth is an excuse for bad taste. I hate people with flat butts. I hate people who think George W. Fuktard is great. I hate peole who have no goals. I hate people who give up on themselves. I hate people who think the pope is excellent. I hate people who deny the faults in the Christian belief system. I hate people who dont "believe in science." I hate people who are sheltered. I hate people who think that sex is evil. I hate people who think that sex is drrty. I hate people who dont have sex. I hate people who have a problem with my decisions. I hate people who have a problem with the way I live my life. I hate people who have a problem with my security. I hate people who don't love Evisu. I hate people who don't love Dolce and Gabanna. I hate people who don't like Louis Vuitton. I hate people who don't like to giggle. I hate people who call out differances in formal and casual situations and then have no respect for the rules therein. I hate people who support the RIAA. I hate people who think 'piracy' is the cause of loss of revenue. I hate people who think the US should give up control of the internet. I hate people who believe there should be a limit to free speach. I hate people who don't believe something even when the proof is right there. I hate people who don't know how to use electronics. I hate people who think its acceptable to wear stockings with open toes shoes. I hate people who have blatantly repulsive taste. I hate people who think they know me. I hate people who presume to be able to judge me. I hate people who don't like to drink. I hate people who preach the evils of violence on TV and in videogames. I hate people who wear sunglasses when its not sunny.

My Blog

My Photo Spread For Remix Mag

Remember when i was in a car crash after a photoshoot on Jan. 11th? Yes, well, here are some scans of a couple of the pictures from the magazine they were for....
Posted by jayce on Tue, 20 Mar 2007 02:46:00 PST

07'(so far) in pictures...

Has been an interesting couple months so far... In the last two months I've...And loads of other gems I don't have photographic evidence of... aww shucks... kekekekeke.......
Posted by jayce on Sun, 11 Feb 2007 07:29:00 PST

I love y'all but...

Don't spam my page.I don't mind the occasional small cute promos and shit like that, but... Dont Promo leaving a comment about your band with ALL your fucking info, your agents info, your booking info...
Posted by jayce on Fri, 02 Feb 2007 07:37:00 PST

Car Accident!!

Interesting thing happened on the 11th.I was at a photoshoot for Remix Mag, and afterwards I was siting out infront of the studio with some guy from advertising. We lit up a few joints, and were just ...
Posted by jayce on Sun, 14 Jan 2007 09:34:00 PST

This is What Made Me Sick...

This is what made me throw up for 30 minutes last week:Bitches.I can't stay mad at it though. I can't....
Posted by jayce on Tue, 15 Aug 2006 08:02:00 PST

Hi5 Fuckups!

The internet is an interesting place. While the occasional cutey, and people with good personalities are stumbled upon, I have discovered that most remain part of an intricate web of wierd ass losers....
Posted by jayce on Sun, 23 Jul 2006 11:15:00 PST

Murder On The Oriental...

Just doing my part to spread the gossip.Got a couple calls last night. It seems that on saturday someone was murdered at Kai Bar. I hear that the entire first floor was covered in blood, and that ther...
Posted by jayce on Mon, 05 Jun 2006 10:59:00 PST

They Wrote A Book About Me...

SO! Eddys book is hitting shelves on the 10th of next month. Its a semi autobiographical novel, and I'm a character. It's in chinese, um, lol, so yeah, if you can read chinese check it out!Eddy used t...
Posted by jayce on Wed, 31 May 2006 10:53:00 PST

My BFs Labels New CD drops!

My bfs labels first artist's album dropped earlier this month, in mainland China, debuting on the Top 10 charts. An actual industry album btw, not some of these wannabes on myspace with a mic and a di...
Posted by jayce on Wed, 31 May 2006 10:51:00 PST