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Andrew

How do they get that thing in the bottle?

About Me

Big shot Hollywood bartender.

My Interests

Playing piano, drinkin' beers, cooking, reading, going to punk rock shows in dive bars, shooting, golfing, talking shit.

I'd like to meet:

DO NOT SEND ME A FRIEND INVITE IF YOU ARE A PORN WEBSITE OR EMO BAND KTHX.

Music:

Kings of Nuthin', Clutch, Pogues, Phil Shane.

Movies:

I have seen The Outsiders 68 times.

Television:

I don't get any tv where I live. I like Mexican channels better than English Channels. The Boondocks is pretty good, though.

Books:

Bret Easton Ellis, Jay McInnerney, Bukowski, Rollins, Twain.

Heroes:

Jesse Ventura, Henry Rollins, and Danzig.

My Blog

This post will save the world in the year 3010

Oh, man, is there anything tastier than a good corned beef sandwich with pickles and mustard?If you said "yes," fuck you.I gave my grandma vodka and cranberry juice with red bull in it this weekend. S...
Posted by Andrew on Thu, 03 Aug 2006 01:17:00 PST

Large sunglasses have to go

Look, I was hoping this thing would go away on its own, but it hasn't. Something has to be said, and most guys are such pussies they are afraid to do it. Ladies, many of you are wearing sunglasses tha...
Posted by Andrew on Thu, 13 Jul 2006 12:50:00 PST