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Mister Jeff

<BThe Air Ventilator</B

About Me

My background isn't all fucked up, so you can actually read what's on my page...

My Interests

Your mom.

I'd like to meet:

Joe Rogan and Jesus Chris

Music:

Symphony X, TOOL, Aphex Twin, Turkish Pop, Paul Wall, Slim Thug, Mike Jones, X Japan, Siam Shade, Black Sabbath, Krayzie Bone, Ludacris, The Game, Meshuggah, etc.If you like it I do too.

Movies:

Big Fish, Memento, Pulp Fiction, Fight Club, you get the idea.

Books:

American Psycho, Confessions of a Yakuza.

Heroes:

(See: I'd Like to Meet:)

My Blog

Holy Crap!

I just found this awesome band! Check them out: http://www.myspace.com/salvatormundi
Posted by Mister Jeff on Wed, 01 Mar 2006 12:08:00 PST

Yo!

Shit, haven't posted in a while. Guess that means I'm not that gay. Whew. Anywho, just wanted you guys to read this. It's a funny little anectdote from a very funny pirate: MuckDonalds....
Posted by Mister Jeff on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Ode of sock.

Socketh o' socketh; of what dost thou smell? stank from a turd; or yon armpiteth from hell. On the pungent heap; of clothes 'cross the floor; ye ol' stench of a thousand corpses; mine nose ca...
Posted by Mister Jeff on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Insomnia.

Waaaaa. So I can't sleep like a regular person. What's it to you? ...
Posted by Mister Jeff on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

A little somethin' for my fans.

Last night Kris, Kensey, Steve, Edwin, and I were drinkin' and flowin'. Now, I don't normally flow but last night I had the spirit of the Ice in me and spit this madness: All right stop, Collaborat...
Posted by Mister Jeff on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Rock.

Easy as that folks. I'm on a carne asada burrito from Casa Gamino right now. Live it. Love it. Especially cool way to end an awesome day with the gf. Herald. Can't wait to crap this puppy out. "Eve...
Posted by Mister Jeff on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

i¿WTF?!

Herald to the Dü my friends! I have learned of a way to aquire untold riches! And once I do, no homie of mine will ever have money problems again! LIFE!
Posted by Mister Jeff on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Life.

How to live it. I think last night might have rocked a little too hard. I feel like a jerk because there are so many people out there that didn't get to experience it. I met some rockers through and t...
Posted by Mister Jeff on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST