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Phill

Top Speed: 5000 miles per hour

About Me

When i was your age i could catch a rabbit with my bare hands... i used to catch tigers... WITH MY BARE HANDS. I'm totally laid back and i have black hair.

My Interests

I'm looking forward to sitting down, laughing my ass off, walking around, driving somewhere, eating, drinking, wasting time and then probably sleeping. Farming, drawing, or a BBQ could possibly happen any time spontaneously.

I'd like to meet:

I like meat. I'd prefer to meet humorous or creative humans associated with art, music, rhinoplasty, and video games.

Music:

I do like music. Really.

Movies:

I like so many movies it's hard to tell you which are my favorites. My brain is huge and full of facts or trivia. I could beat you at jeopardy and if the category was 'movies' you wouldn't have a chance in hell at beating me. You wouldn't even get to buzz in because i'm so fast. The point is this: I like the movies you like so don't even tell me what's up because i already know.

Television:

I love you TV.

Books:

Comic books mostly. Frank Miller, Geof Darrow, Garth Ennis, Alan Moore, Travis Cherist, Glenn Farby, Pat Lee, Jim Lee, Greg Capullo, Frank Cho, Adam Hughes, Joe Madureira, Mike Mignola, Bryan Hitch, etc etc. They're all good. If you have a problem with comic books I'll whip you in the face with a bike chain.

Heroes:

D. B. Cooper has been a long-time inspiration.

My Blog

WoW trading Card

  Recently Blizzard Entertainment and Upper Deck released the WoW trading card game (like Magic the Gathering, but featuring WoW). With the absurdly fat-huge amount of success WoW has done ...
Posted by Phill on Thu, 09 Nov 2006 08:23:00 PST

Jack Bauer kicks ass!

1 Jack Bauer's favorite color is severe terror alert red. His second favorite color is violet, but just because it sounds like violent. 2 Jack Bauer killed 93 people in just 4 days time. Wait, that is...
Posted by Phill on Sat, 14 Jan 2006 04:30:00 PST

Chuck Norris

Check this out:   Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did. Chuck Norris only masturbates to pictures of Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse& horses are hung like Chuck ...
Posted by Phill on Thu, 05 Jan 2006 06:26:00 PST

Wal-Mart

Today i went to Wal-Mart to buy contraceptives. When I finished parking my car in the parking lot, I took off my seatbelt and stepped out of my car to begin walking in the direction of the nearest Wal...
Posted by Phill on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Great White Dog Cock

Due to abundant frustration I have decided to confront all forms of rumor, alligation, complaint, complements, and speculation about my penis. "YES" it is shaped in a crude resemblence of a gr...
Posted by Phill on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Virginity!

I finally lost my virginity! *Phew*! About time huh? I'm like, 27; and just barely getting to this point in my life? It was so passionate and romantic, she understood completely once those minutes of ...
Posted by Phill on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

40 West Bound

I was carpooling the coworkers back to work after some intense Cuba Food Feast pretty much minding my own buisness on the highway. I'm in the fast lane because people have to face the facts, i'm a fas...
Posted by Phill on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST