Look I'm dying, so I don't think you would understand this (unless of course you were dying too), everything is interesting. There is nothing in the miracle life that isn't worth taking note of and actually appreciating. I'm talking the way sun reflex off of a giant building only to illuminate the said old woman waiting at the bus stop across the street. Or the way a sunday feels when you're taking your first look around after a major party, the stains, the smells the random beautiful women walking out of your roommate's room (that one's for you guy), and the look of the sad older woman who lives across the street, and who's eyes you meet as you go outside to breathe in that fresh air because you're alive! So these are all things that one may consider my "interests." But before I leave you, I would like to bring up my favorite "interest." The feeling itself can't be describe merely through words, but knowing that all those sad older women are now going to outlive me, well, you can imagine how great of a feeling that is, how much that interests me. good bye....forever.
I'd like to meet:
i'm not really into meeting people these days. It's not necesarrily a lack of enthusiasm on my part as it is the apathy of the rest of the population. I know, I know you're sitting there reading this, and you just got done look at some photos from my polaroid project, and the whole time you were confused thinking, "is this guy a total narcisist, or is he doing something mildly neat, I might want to meet this guy, maybe he would want to meet me, I shall read his 'i'd like to meet' section and see if I fit into his criteria." Ok now that you got that out can we get back to me, and my incredible ability to write run-on sentences, here let me answer that for you, yes, yes we can. Anyway, Yeah I don't want to meet you, there is plenty of me for me, so I'm just going to stick to that. It's not like I don't want to share myself with you, it's just that I just want to be with me, and maybe document that through a series of polaroid photos, one a day, everyday for a year. And so when I get bored I can put all these Jesses and Je$$es and Je&&es around me, and we can talk. Not about the mundane things you did in your day, but the amazing adventures me's went on through out the epic battle between the sunrising and the sunsetting. So i guess if I were to wrap this up and really qualify this as the most pathetic attempt at comedy I have ever written, I woud like to quote Ashlee Simpson, "I am Me!" and if I were to add to that and make it a mash-up of what Ashlee Simpson said I would then say, "I am Me, and I don't want to meet You.".......p.s. I want to meet someone who understands why I don't proofread my works.
Music:
I don't consider myself so much a lover of music as I am a hater. You see, I hope to be one day the greatest motherfucker on the planet (and I don't mean that literally, but if that's what I have to do, well then so be it) (which actually brings me to a different thought, one maybe you could help me with. A friend of mine asked me the other day, "hey would you have sex with your own mother for a million dollars?" And at first I didn't really consider it an option, but now I'm at a point in my life where I need things to get mixed up a bit. And having a million dollars would lend greatly to that.) (...) (So I guess what I'm asking here is, um, well would any of you pay me one million dollars to have sex with my mother?) (I really hope she doesn't read this) (I don't plan on sharing any of that million dollars with her). (oh and Wolf Parade is rad), the deadly syndrome
Movies:
Jason Greene Presents: Good Time Driving Movie, DaDuncle, Hero in Distress, Mr. Gramps, Killer Queen
Television:
"I actually don't have cable, and so I really don't know that much about television or what's on it" That is an excerpt from almost every myspace page I come across. These people are fucking liars. Everyone knows television, whether or not they've actually introduced themselves is another question. I mean who can really say they've never been to a party that Television has been at. Or knows a friend that is really good with Television. We've all seen him somewhere, so we all know him pretty damn well, and as nice as he is, sometimes he's really shitty. but you can't focus on that part of him, Because sometimes he's really nice, or he'll make you cry (in a good way). So get off of Televisions case, and don't act like you don't know anything about him, because he's been there for you. In your darkest saddest moments, who made you sadder by staying up with you late reminding you of "him." That's right it was Television, and he'll always be there for you. so good night to you, I have a date...with Television.
Books:
ahem, they're called graphic novels.
Heroes:
Tyler Jangaard 4 LIFE, and Television.
