drunk again |
here are a bunch of e-mails i sent out as i raced to get drunk while the power was off in my house last night. heat wave, blackout and beer. enjoy?oh hey monster. since you had to be a fancy pants ...
Posted by barry on Sun, 02 Sep 2007 07:56:00 PST |
I HAD WORDS, I GOT DRUNK! |
no surprise there, my good friend jason and my not so good friend abigail got me drunk on saturday continuing from a 3am friday night. here is a sample of the texts i was firing out.10:24amI am very ...
Posted by barry on Thu, 02 Aug 2007 12:01:00 PST |
7/23/07 |
today i didn't really "wake up". it's a quarter to 9pm and i'm still in my boxers. i set an alarm for 7am but decided there wasn't anything great to do today. so i slept in. i watched "the chumscr...
Posted by barry on Thu, 26 Jul 2007 10:36:00 PST |
***2006 COFFEE BEAN AWARDS*** |
THE FOLLOWING ARE THE CATEGORIES FOR THE 2006 COFFE BEAN AWARDS. PLEASE REVIEW THE CATEGORIES AND SUBMIT YOUR ENTRIES. CATEGORIES WILL ALSO BE POSTED ON MY PAGE. AND RESULTS WILL BE POSTED ONCE THE PO...
Posted by barry on Thu, 16 Nov 2006 08:56:00 PST |
unsettling |
This ad, for a new soda, makes me feel uncomfortable. i find it unsettling and it should make you feel a little dirty. hello, my name is barry. ...
Posted by barry on Tue, 27 Jun 2006 09:55:00 PST |
Elton John says photographers "should all be shot" |
Sun May 21, 12:57 PM ETPlease note strong language in paragraph 5.CANNES, France (Reuters) - British pop star Elton John launched an expletive-laden tirade against the press in Cannes late on Saturday...
Posted by barry on Tue, 23 May 2006 08:37:00 PST |
opossum song |
My name is Barry. I just wanted to take this brief bit and begin not by boasting or bombarding you with boundless bardlike ballads about brotherhood, but rather to say hello. Just remember that noth...
Posted by barry on Tue, 11 Oct 2005 05:29:00 PST |
new purchase, new sense of being |
i bought this on ebay today. i couldn't be any more prouder. it is an inflatable 4 ft crystal clear pepsi cola can. the only thing that would make this better is if it was filled with clear col...
Posted by barry on Wed, 21 Sep 2005 04:07:00 PST |
shaving? |
blood loss and allergies. this blog sucks, but go ahead and give it a spin. i'll come up with something important and funny in a bit.
after shaving for the first time in ...
Posted by barry on Sat, 27 Aug 2005 04:59:00 PST |
CIVIL SERVICE MULTIPLE CHOICE CHALLENGE |
HELLO, AND WELCOME TO THE CHALLENGE OF CIVIL SERVICE: THE JOURNEY CONTINUES!
PLEASE ANSWER THE FOLLOWING QUESTIONS CORRECTLY:
1. IN WHICH OF THE FOLLOWING FILMS DID BRUCE WILLIS SAY THE FOLLOWIN...
Posted by barry on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
