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The Carson Girls

About Me

Just when you think myspace couldn't get any crazier-
The most dangerous group of ladies comes to take over.
These fashionable 4 are infamous for their intelligence, quick wit, huge lips, and most of all.. psychosis.
You become involved with one.. you are signing away your life to the group.
You mess with one of us... You are messing with the SISTERHOOD!!
Boys (and girls alike).. watch out. These babes be takin over.
We are...

The Carson Girls:


Amy


The Spiritual one.
Sarcasm and open-minds is what gets this girly goin'. Her priorities consist of her daughter, sisters, and job (savin' those animals!) She's often referred to as "granola" because she is an anti-makeup, free-spirited, lesbian hippie. She can often be found cuddling at home with her little Cheyenne and her wife Rebekah, getting a new tattoo of naked chicks, readin' a good book, worshipping nature, or fixin' her fro. This girl takes shit from no one.

Andrea


The Narcissist
Glitter, fags, and weird music is her life. Pissing people off left and right, she is all about revenge. One day, you will find her in Hollywood, styling hair and painting bizarre makeup on someone's face. Kooky and too hyper for her own good, this girl is walking chaos. You can often find her in Hollywood, buying new shoes, makeup, purses, and sparkly clothes, taking pictures of herself in the mirror, hanging out with her girly boyfriend, at a concert, smoking cloves, or on the computer playing games on myspace.

Katie


The Hot Geek
She's the most normal of the group...I shouldn't say normal.. Because that word doesn't exist to the Carson Girls.. But compared to the other 3.. She is. Workin' her way up in the financial food chain, this girl is out of control book smart. Although she is just as silly as the others, she is more 'conservative.' You can find her in the lab rocking out to her iPod. She enjoys being a smart ass and making terrible puns. You know you love it!

Susan


The Irish Intellectual
Ghost white, green eyes, and red hair.. This girl is 64 inches of fury. Screaming Irish, this girl can go crazy at parties, or sit down and have a day long chat about the world. Politics, medicines, and even more medicines, this girl knows her shit! Her life long goal is to travel the world and see everything... With her sarcasm and charming ways under her belt. She can often be found chillin out with her lady friends, partying, or looking weird information up on the internet. She's a leprechaun babe.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

yo' mama.

My Blog

Read, print, sign. Official Document. Love, Andrea.

THE OFFICIAL CARSON GIRL CONTRACT I, __________, hereby declare that I am willingly giving up my rights as a human being. I have been completely trained on all aspects of the Carson girls, and I am f...
Posted by on Mon, 23 Jul 2007 02:09:00 GMT

To the stoner that will die alone.. You're fucked. Love Andrea.

For the record.. I'm not fucking around when I say that you seriously don't fuck with my sisters. I'm not like, "oh, you silly bitch, you're a meanie head!" NO.  You fucked with my sister and you...
Posted by on Tue, 06 Jun 2006 17:54:00 GMT

Fuck yeeaaayuh!! (Posted by Andrea)

It makes me so happy that all my ladies are actually participating in this beautiful opportunity.. They're diggin it just as much as I am   And our friends list?? 45?  Who the fuck went frie...
Posted by on Thu, 09 Feb 2006 20:20:00 GMT

From Amy: this is gonna get outta hand, my friends.

WHOO!!  too much fun.  ~ Me listening to Kings of Convenience, The Girl from Back Then.  (I highly recommend it, yo.)
Posted by on Wed, 08 Feb 2006 10:08:00 GMT

This is Susan..to Andrea

I'm sure everyone can tell this was Andrea's doing..Andrea you little crazy bitch with your strange ideas..a myspace for all 4 of us hahaha...rock on.
Posted by on Tue, 07 Feb 2006 23:27:00 GMT