Michelle's Interests along with the rest of her amazing profile all got fucked up the ass somehow, so bear with me while i angrily put this bitch back together. ARGH!
You Are Kermit
Hi, ho! Lovable and friendly, you get along well with everyone you know.
You're a big thinker, and sometimes you over think life's problems.
Don't worry - everyone know's it's not easy being green.
Just remember, time's fun when you're having flies!
The Muppet Personality Test
I'd like to meet:
I think i am all caught up for the time being.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name:
Michelle
Birthday:
10/27/79
Birthplace:
Crozier Chester Medical Center-- Upland, PA
Current Location:
Chesapeake City
Eye Color:
Dark Brown
Hair Color:
Chocolate Cherry
Height:
5'3"
Right Handed or Left Handed:
righty
Your Heritage:
I am a mutt like the 99% of the US population. Mostly Scottish, Italian, Welsh, and Irish. What a fine mix.
The Shoes You Wore Today:
I was barefoot. All day. Walking around my little town. I hate shoes.
Your Weakness:
Kryptonite and Grammar
Your Fears:
I have telephonaphobia (its a real condition)
Your Perfect Pizza:
Plain Jane here
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year:
Photograph a big show or event (nothing specific comes to mind though)
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger:
haha
Thoughts First Waking Up:
NOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooo
Your Best Physical Feature:
According to others, it's the hair. But that's just, you know, maroon dye.
Your Bedtime:
somewhere between 8 pm and 6 am
Your Most Missed Memory:
WHY
or HOW could i miss a memory? Did i forget the memory? Did i lose it?
If so then I dont think it would be considered a memory anymore. eh?
Pepsi or Coke:
Coke. Fuck pepsi and anyone who looks like pepsi.
MacDonalds or Burger King:
Burger King- double cheeseburger value meal with a coke- every time. I too, fear change.
Single or Group Dates:
Depends on your date, your friends, and if they can get along without any unpleasantness.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea:
Arizona
Chocolate or Vanilla:
Soft Served Swirl
Cappuccino or Coffee:
Vanilla coffee. Strong, but with lots o' Vanilla flavor.
Do you Smoke:
yes. but only cigarettes
Do you Swear:
Way too much. Its awful. I think i need to joina goddamn program. Seriously.
Do you Sing:
Rarely, as long as it is impossible for anyone to hear.
Do you Shower Daily:
for the most part
Have you Been in Love:
Always
Do you want to go to College:
heh... heh... heh... Go away
Do you want to get Married:
Hmmmm....
Do you believe in yourself:
Sure. Nah, not really. Well, maybe sometimes. Situation dependant.
Do you get Motion Sickness:
nopers
Do you think you are Attractive:
only
when wearing makeup (and i wear it real thin too, not like some of
these fucking clown girls, haha) do i feel comfortable about my looks.
Must be Psychological.
Are you a Health Freak:
hahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Do you get along with your Parents:
sure. when they arent being twats
Do you like Thunderstorms:
No, i am terrified of loud noises. If i have ear plugs, then YES!
Do you play an Instrument:
No, but i want to learn to play the harmonica.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol:
No. I can't at this present time. Booooo
In the past month have you Smoked:
sure
In the past month have you been on Drugs:
RX type drugs (percocet, klonopin). Prescribed of course. God what a boring month.
In the past month have you gone on a Date:
Honestly no. Not a one.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall:
Once. fuck malls and the creatures who inhabit them regularly.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos:
no. they get stuck in your teeth. I dont like that.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi:
Shit no, who do you think i am?
In the past month have you been on Stage:
Yea, but not to sing or dance.
In the past month have you been Dumped:
ummm. no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping:
No. Christ, i want to bitch-slap the person who answered yes to all of these "past month" questions
In the past month have you Stolen Anything:
Maybe a few hearts here and there... ha
Ever been Drunk:
um... No?
Ever been called a Tease:
Yea sure, what girl hasn't? A SLUT, thats who!
Ever been Beaten up:
Yea,
this crack whore once beat the living hell out of me in a department
store. It's true! ( Only fight i ever lost, and i lost wickedly.)
Ever Shoplifted:
yea and i got caught; stealing a pen (a fucking PEN!!) from kamart when i was ten. Taught me my lesson.
How do you want to Die:
I think the planet is going to execute us sometime soon. She is sick of our shit. I will die then.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up:
Stills Photographer for films
What country would you most like to Visit:
Greece
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color:
Hazel Blue
Favourite Hair Color:
Dark Brown
Short or Long Hair:
Short but long enough to be messy (in that sexy way)
Height:
who cares?
Weight:
fuck, i dont care!
Best Clothing Style:
I like guys with their own style
Number of Drugs I have taken:
I am experimental by nature. Which means, i dont know.
Number of CDs I own:
Should i go count them? how about no. alot.
Number of Piercings:
2
Number of Tattoos:
2
Number of things in my Past I Regret:
No regrets... Or at
least i dont think about them.
Movies:
You're a Visual Mathematician!
The Classic IQ Test
Brought to you by Tickle
MONSTER SQUAD KICKS ASS!
I am a movie junkie. Unfortunately, out of the 200 or so that i own only about 35% of them are really amazing, if that. Since this is the second or third time i have had to fill out this section, I will just list off favorites as they come to mind, instead of going through the entire list, like i normally would... Which is ridonkulous. Here we go...
Fight Club, High Fidelity, Monster Squad, Requiem for a Dream, Star Wars (yes. all SIX of them. kiss my arse!), Lord of the Rings, Clerks, Mallrats, Chasing Amy, Dogma, Jay and Silent Bob S.B., Clerks II, 1408, Identitiy, Say Anything, Memento, Nightmare before Christmas, Orgazmo, BASEketball, Can't Buy me Love, Batman Begins, Braveheart, Shaun of the Dead, Hot Fuzz, Big Nothing, Last Kiss, Garden State, Three Kings, I heart Huckabees, signs, Unbreakable, Sin City, Brick, Lone Song for Bobby Long, Scarface, Clay Pigeons, All "FRAT-Pack" movies, Broken Lizard films (even club dread), Grandmas Boy, Benchwarmers, 28 days later, Absolutely ANYTHING with Will Ferrell in it... I can't think of anything more right now, i will finish this later.
Television:
LOST is all i need.
Your animated show is Aqua Teen Hunger Force
Which Animated Show Are You?
Books:
-I have said it before and i will sadly say it again, i love books written For Dummies, and i own many... Because... well... I am borderline retarded.
-Stephen King. His Novels are amazing. Lisey's Story will remain in my all time top 5 long-readers for years to come. His Novellas are equally as incredible, taking Shawshank Redemption and the Body into account as some of the most memorable film adaptations of all time (...in my humble opinion). Then lastly, we have his short stories which rock my world every time i read them (which i will... Over and over again, because sometimes short term memory loss can be a blessing!)
-Ann Rice
-Christopher Pike. (Blast from the past. I will keep his books with me till my kids are young adults.)
Chuck Palahniuk
-The rest of my book collection, and jesus is it big, is comprised of either Instructional Art/Photography Journals, Crafty How-to's, Art History hardbacks or my all famous collection of Time-Life True Crime Stories.
-Oh, and i have a thing for IQ books (the tests are fun and make me feel better about not going to college. Like i haven't lost my wits completely, you know?) and eccentric pieces of literary work which can only be found in attics or wacky, off-kilter hole in the wall shoppes.
What horrible Edward Gorey Death will you die?
You will swallow some tacks. You are a little weird, maybe not so much in a good way. Buy a yellow tie and wear it on your head
