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the violation of jim mcnutt

today at the bus stop some crackhead black bitch asked me where the subway was, so i pointed across the street to 8th and market, and then she asked me if i liked her tits, and i said no, and then she...
Posted by dallas sucks!!! dallas sucks!!! on Thu, 09 Nov 2006 10:48:00 PST

the bye week

i don't think i've ever needed a bye week more in my entire life. the eagles were 4-1 after the dallas game, a game that meant more to this city then can really be put into words, and i was riding hi...
Posted by dallas sucks!!! dallas sucks!!! on Fri, 03 Nov 2006 04:17:00 PST

3 reasons septa can eat a dick

-because some of the bus drivers couldn't care less about the saftey of their passengers. they let the buses get too crowded, then they drive way too fast from stop sign to stop sign which causes the ...
Posted by dallas sucks!!! dallas sucks!!! on Fri, 16 Jun 2006 11:11:00 PST

political science

No one likes us I don't know why We may not be perfect but heaven knows we try But all around, even our old friends put us down Let's drop the big one and see what happens We give them money but are ...
Posted by dallas sucks!!! dallas sucks!!! on Fri, 16 Jun 2006 09:56:00 PST

sopranos

the new season starts in less then 2 hours...i feel the way i feel before an eagle's playoff game right now, which is super fuckin excited! you people know how much i love this show...and after 2 year...
Posted by dallas sucks!!! dallas sucks!!! on Mon, 13 Mar 2006 04:34:00 PST

today i

-missed my girlfriend like a muthafucka today. i missed her more during the snow yesterday, but today was the kind of day where i wanted to spend hours lying in bed with her, watching seinfeld or some...
Posted by dallas sucks!!! dallas sucks!!! on Mon, 13 Feb 2006 12:01:00 PST

scottish loft bombs

2 parts scottish blood + 1 part irish blood + 1 part shared insanity = stubbornness that can only be cured by absolute exhaustion and the need to laugh in our pajamas. sorry kid.
Posted by dallas sucks!!! dallas sucks!!! on Sun, 15 Jan 2006 03:03:00 PST

7th street potential or maine coons and russian blues

today i saw some 30 something dude with a beard walking down 7th street, somewhere around tasker street, holding a medium sized casio keyboard in his right hand and a pinapple in his left hand. he was...
Posted by dallas sucks!!! dallas sucks!!! on Thu, 12 Jan 2006 08:53:00 PST

the silver wig approach

work fast, and treat the world as an assembly line. keep a voyeuristic eye on everybody, and deflect from yourself. inspire people to do their best work for free. find the fissures of provocation. rem...
Posted by dallas sucks!!! dallas sucks!!! on Wed, 11 Jan 2006 09:49:00 PST

awake and victorious

it's 12:15am, friday morning. i've now been awake since 3pm, wednesday afternoon. i've seen the sun set twice since the last time i commited to sleep. it's only been 33 hours...i'm good for at least 2...
Posted by dallas sucks!!! dallas sucks!!! on Fri, 06 Jan 2006 09:43:00 PST