I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking
About Me
I'm your man. I drive around in a purple van.
With the help of the Sweaty Midgets, you know I can, steal all the pants across Japan.
I am really tall, I hate the fucking Echelon Mall...
Rollerbladers, kill them all!!
If you wear pants, you're gonna fall!
Syphillys NOW!
My Interests
I'd like to meet:
Mike Cuff, Seth Putnam, Rad Brad Winkerbean, Rabid Opposum with a Chainsaw...