Movies, TV, politics, sports, NFL Football, fantasy football, science, anchorwomen, ADD, bicycling, gadgets, sleep, waffles, hookers and crack
A talking Horse. I would even tolerate the smell.
Prince, Elvis Costello, 50 Cent, Jackson 5, Dire Straits, Ween, Dave Matthews, Talking Heads
Blazing Saddles, Fargo, Do the Right Thing, Napoleon Dynamite, This is Spinal Tap, Pulp Fiction, Seven, Requiem for a Dream, The Princess Bride, Ferris Beuler's Day Off, Office Space, Citizen Kane, Boiler Room, Oldboy, Cool Hand Luke, Boogie Nights, Trainspotting, Boyz in the Hood
Scrubs, Countdown with Keith Olbermann, Pardon the Interuption, Lost, Deadwood, Dragnet, Sopranos, Simpsons, The Office (both), SportsCenter, The Late Show with Letterman, The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson, The Daily Show, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Pinky and the Brain
Green Eggs and Ham, Poker for Dummies
You. Really. Please, don't hit me.