knock knock - who's there? - the difference bitch - what's the difference bitch? - who? |
i just made that up
enough jokes though. enough jokes. the other day i was waiting for my daily ride to my weekly hang gliding lesson and it was really really early, as per usual, and i'll be g...
Posted by Creepo Maxxo and The Dinner Dates on Tue, 22 May 2007 08:41:00 PST |
as pure as the snow driven in outside of a jeep factory convention and burger-off |
i think there should be a worldwidely and recognizably national holiday dedicated to testicles because fathers day isnt enough and thats not what its about, alright, in fact fathers day is almost pur...
Posted by Creepo Maxxo and The Dinner Dates on Thu, 17 May 2007 11:48:00 PST |
if i was rich i'd send big girls big snakes and big cameras / dont be illin' on my illions |
new ways for me to have illions of dollars
- copyright street slang term "illions", having so much money you cant count it
- make a three chord punk song called "i want henry rollins to punch my dad ...
Posted by Creepo Maxxo and The Dinner Dates on Thu, 10 May 2007 07:15:00 PST |
titty outfitties |
i'm having a hell of a day, just a hell of a day, am i having, here. i cant figure out the funniest way to say
"how many titty outfitties do you have?"
angry is funny if its genuine and it always is...
Posted by Creepo Maxxo and The Dinner Dates on Tue, 01 May 2007 07:48:00 PST |
violins on the internet / fiddlin' off on the world wide web |
so theres some people out there - reasonable, unfrightened responsible people that are comfortable with sensuality - that think the more guns there are around the safer we'd be, kinda like my theory ...
Posted by Creepo Maxxo and The Dinner Dates on Fri, 27 Apr 2007 12:42:00 PST |
worst daytime spent during the day in a lifetime |
i was waiting for a bus stop sign to start being installed the other day and wouldnt you fucking know it a guy started talking to me and he wanted to know the worst day of my life and i said
"well, fo...
Posted by Creepo Maxxo and The Dinner Dates on Wed, 25 Apr 2007 12:09:00 PST |
"what happens in vegas, should be happening to yOU!!!" - alan thicke |
i was in bar for a month this past weekend and all of the chairs in front of all the tables were wobbly and the tables were wobbly and all the booths had people in them and it was a bar after ...
Posted by Creepo Maxxo and The Dinner Dates on Mon, 23 Apr 2007 02:04:00 PST |
antique flower fossils identifier kit minus handbook guide for sale, no returns |
SURVEY ! ! !
what is the more scariest choice -
a - someone who loves the movie 200 cigarettes
b - someone who claims to have never seen the movie 200 cigarettes
c - someone who cl...
Posted by Creepo Maxxo and The Dinner Dates on Fri, 20 Apr 2007 11:40:00 PST |
i once wanted to no longer know a girl because she had really fake breast tissue implants |
oh me my.
first things fucking e-now, i have a new song in the second slot HERE based on this postcard and two in the fifth slot. one's about lady apparel and ones about pubic hair or someth...
Posted by Creepo Maxxo and The Dinner Dates on Fri, 13 Apr 2007 12:23:00 PST |
i once wanted to know a girl because she had really fake breast tissue implants |
oh you men.
hey click around myspace til you get the 5 dvds for whatever columbia house dvd banner ad to show up up there and tell me if you dont see two mutilated cocks hanging in the middle
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Posted by Creepo Maxxo and The Dinner Dates on Wed, 11 Apr 2007 08:30:00 PST |
