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Miss Violetta

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About Me


ITZEVIL THE ONLY ONE AND OFFICIAL MISS V'S VESTITI NERI CLOTHING LINE FOR WINTER 2007
first of all, i'm fat, so dont trust in the pics you've seen and most of all dont add me if you wish to score me cause you could get slightly disappointed at seeing me in the real life.
i could write a bunch of things i did just to try to impress you and inflate my poor inconsistent ego, but the truth is that i'm an untalented dork, so i'm pasting the small bio on my website www.violettasucks.com, go there and wank on it. I was born in switzerland. I dont listen to electro or whattafuck. i just do it. 5 years ago i found out it was funny pushing buttons and rotating knobs to make stupid noises and make fun of those pretentious indie electroassholes. hey youuuu, i know it's just noise and screams, you dont need to remember me i know what i'm doing. On April 2004 a small indie label from bologna (italy) called Anemic Dracula Records was so brave to put out my first cd, "evidentemente non abito a san francisco" (translation: obviously i dont live in san francisco). I used to have a mouse, her name was Houdini and a guinea pig called O, and a cat, Enola. they gave me inspiration. but the died several months ago.
i used to play with a toy keyboard i bought from a chinese man in a street market, the chinese wanted me to pay 20 euros but i gave him 10. chinese men are good people and you often run good businesses with them. I also love to eat beef meat at their restaurants even if i know it's not beef. well dog meat is gonna be ok too. I also play with the Death Maracas, they consist in a jar full of and pieces of glass, connected with a tons of guitar effects. one year ago i got money for my birthday and i bought a boss sp303 sampler, smaller and easier to carry than my keyboard, since i travel by train to play around italy and europe. i played a lot of shows, opened for motormark, da hawnay trof, letigre, oh i'm so cool, you can blow me sucker, (the last 2 are not band names), played @ arezzowave (a big indie festival in italy) and blah blah blah. my second cd is gonna be out on september 12th 2006, the title is "odi profanum vulgus et arceo" cause you're all a big bunch of useless indie wankers and the label is the mighty Temporary Residence ltd.i also scream in a new techno/brutalcore side project IVS PRIMAE NOCTIS, with LouChano of Phakt Records (myspace.com/Louchano) producing all the beats, stay tuned for the new songs
myspace is crap and i'm incoherent as everything i do.
- RECORDS
MISS VIOLETTA BEAUREGARDE
" Evidentemente non abito a San Francisco " - CD
2004 Anemic Dracula Records
MISS VIOLETTA BEAUREGARDE
"Odi profanum Vulgus et arceo" - Cd/Lp
2006 Temporary Residence Ltd
- BOOKS
MISS VIOLETTA BEAUREGARDE
" L'eterna lotta tra il male e il malissimo"
2006 RGB Uniwire Ed.
Italian Version Only
MUCCHIO SELVAGGIO DECEMBER 2006 ISSUE, COVER + INTERVIEW
- FEATURINGS
From AntiAnti, "il Tappeto Dava Un Tono All'Ambiente", Metatron Records 2006
screams and electro noisy shit in "The Old Girl's Spite"
From Noyz Narcos, "Verano Zombie", Vibra Records 2007,
screams in "666"
- VIDEOCLIPS AND APPEARANCES
MISS VIOLETTA BEAUREGARDE - "flanger when you die" video
from the album " ODI PROFANUM VULGUS ET ARCEO"
2006 Temporary Residene Ltd
From a performance with Freaks Bloody Tricks and Ivs Primae Noctis @Forte Prenestino, Rome
METAL CARTER, "Nella Mia mano", Videoclip - Regia: Matteo Swaitz
from the album "Cosa Avete Fatto A Metal Carter?"
Vibra Records 2007 -

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 12/20/2005
Band Website: heidi666.splinder.com
Band Members: Miss Violetta
Influences: i like rodents, guys with big undereyes, heavy drugs, rap, tekno and 90's californian punkrock tunes, nasty overweighted tattooed italian rappers, gabber, woods, sudtirol, knodels, cows, insects, dogs, wombats, dressing like a sack of shit and annoying people with boring questions.
my influences: donato bilancia, cronaca vera, ugo tognazzi, hey mercedes, matteo swaitz, gabriele laporta, napalm death, alessandro furlan e paolo bertocco, andrea volpe, louchano, quadraro studio e phakt records, amore tossico, matteo swaitz, anal cunt, dr kevorkian, reign in blood, metal carter, exume to consume, max bo, saddam hussein, eyehategod, john belushi, slayer, rob gee, pablo escobar, cristiano malgioglio, woodie aulin, charles bronson (the band) charles bronson (the man), tunnel rats, ben weasel, cheerleaders of apocalypse, the motards, dostoevskij, righeira, tommaso zeiner, max bo, Confederacy of Scum, Carrie White, cripple bastards, the vindictives

Sounds Like:
yes it's a screaming karaoke
yes i made the beats all by myself
no my boyfriend doesnt help me with the music, since i dont have one
yes i put a video of me getting a facial cumshot on ..
no it's not a revenge from a jealous ex boyfriend
yes you can find your mum on pornotube too
yes i'm rejecting the filthy useless arty-farty indierock culture wich is pretending to support me
yes i come from punk hardcore, grind, tekno and rap, not from indierock
no i wont collaborate with your band unless we are friends and i think you're cool, so dont even ask, cause we're not friends, and you suck
yes i'm gonna delete the fucking spam of all the events and bands i dont support, or i dont care about, yours included
yes i approve every add cause i'm too lazy to check if i like you or not.
so dont feel special if i add you. cuz you're not.

FLANGER WHEN YOU DIE, WHEN YOU FUCKIN DIE

Record Label: Temporary Residence Ltd
Type of Label: Indie

My Blog

IVS PRIMAE NOCTIS LIMITED EDITION DEMO OUT NOW!

Waiting for the first official full lenght, you can fuck your ears with IVS PRIMAE NOCTIS demo rehersal, "Demonstratio", OUT NOW. IVS PRIMAE NOCTIS (go check it http://myspace.com/ivsprimaenoctis)i...
Posted by Miss Violetta on Wed, 14 Nov 2007 01:52:00 PST

ULTIME COPIE DEL LIBRO DISPONIBILI

le ultime copie del mio libro"L'ETERNA LOTTA TRA IL MALE E IL MALISSIMO" ed. RGB Uniwiresono ordinabili via posta, prezzo:5 euroscrivetemi per averne una copia, idem per i miei cd ( per info chiedete ...
Posted by Miss Violetta on Fri, 07 Sep 2007 05:28:00 PST

just to remind

http://www.pitchforkmedia.com/article/feature/40018/Guest_Li st_Guest_List_Best_of_2006look who's on Beck's 2006 playlist you fuckin morons.to tell the truth i dont give a shit about beck and his horri...
Posted by Miss Violetta on Mon, 02 Apr 2007 10:56:00 PST

NEWS: new cd, first book, featuring on antianti cd, first act in a hardcore movie

time for the big up date.1) the brand new Miss Violetta cd "ODI PROFANUM VULGUS ET ARCEO" is out now on Temporary Residence Ltd , on vinyl and Lp version, order your copy now. The Very Last Copies of ...
Posted by Miss Violetta on Wed, 04 Oct 2006 09:35:00 PST

review

check this out on the new york sunhttp://www.nysun.com/article/38636yo! dio scannato can
Posted by Miss Violetta on Tue, 29 Aug 2006 01:10:00 PST

DO NOT SPAM YOUR FUCKIN EVENTS

AND YOUR FUCKIN BRAND NEW MP3S ON MY COMMENTS' BOARD. use the bulletinsi dont spam in your profile so you dont spam in mine, it's lame to take advantage of some other's overexposition, and it's just a...
Posted by Miss Violetta on Thu, 18 May 2006 06:57:00 PST

first cd still for sale, Last Copies!

sorry for the lame english. for those who don't have my first cd "evidentemente non abito a san francisco" : if you're interested you can buy one of the last copies now, i have paypal for US...
Posted by Miss Violetta on Fri, 27 Jan 2006 02:27:00 PST