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Porkchop

Dignity is a quality everyone should have.

About Me

In this heart of darkness there lies a sweet, sweet retard. .. width="425" height="350" ....

My Interests

loving my man, my cats, MUSIC (listening, collecting, appreciating), playing bingo, bowling, my mood swings, nostalgia, reflectiveness, setting up the fort with my lover, forcing myself to care about current events and politics, offensive/filthy/angry/political comedy, pee wee herman, random objects with images of jesus on them, odd and/or tacky belt buckles, manicuring my eyebrows (these take work!), eating at diners (see blog), making up ideas for movies that will probably never get made, laughing so hard that i have to use my inhaler, the coreys circa 1987, snap buttons, shit talking, used clothes, flea markets, thrift stores, free shit on the sidewalk, refabrication, awts and fawts and crafts, nutella flavored gelato, q-tipping, vodka, tattered paperbacks, good spelling, dive bars and dice games, silent hill video games, celebrity gossip, ridiculous crushes, keeping secrets, contradicting myself, being domestic, delicious sammiches, baking treats, potatoes cooked in most variations, pupusa eating, not being a vegetarian anymore, cheese varieties, mocking people, cultivating a rich inner life, absurdity, book clubs, chick tracks, the "totally bizarre" section of ebay, faces of confused elderly, girls who drive trucks, desolate landscapes, old cemetaries, burned out/abandoned buildings, the cool side of the pillow, and, lastly, just so you all know, i am no longer eluded about the purpose of my life.

I'd like to meet:

I already met him.

Music:

.. width="425" height="350" ....the pixies. bitch, betta recognize. kalx, kusf, somafm, the cure, the smiths, gnr, various bands of the butt rock persuasion, pavement, new order, shannon wright, the fall, british sea power, new york dolls, yo la tengo, polvo, decemberists, broken social scene, devo, spoon, roky erickson, the pharcyde, del, handsome boy modeling school, de la soul, hieroglyphics, bloc party, the rentals, the make up, takako minekawa, modest mouse, the kinks, morphine, smog, electrelane, dre dog/andre nickatina, gravy train!!!, descendents, pulp, blur, suede/the london suede, interpol, tv on the radio, !!!, azure ray, m83, dj shadow, the shins, air, pinback, white stripes, the talk, the dears, the tindersticks, say hi to your mom, velvet teen, deadly snakes, black keys, iron and wine, american analog set, track star, built like alaska, hope sandoval, goirgio moroder, dino jr., sebadoh, gold chains, vitesse, grandaddy, flaming stars, elvis, cheap trick, lou reed, black heart procession, bjork, ben lee, the birthday party, wire, billy squier, billy idol, brenton wood, marvin gaye, funkadelic, frank zappa, thin lizzy, built to spill, nico, depeche mode, donovan, the who, the rolling stones (but only up till some girls), small faces, sigur ros, the zombies, mamas and papas, slowdive, sonic youth, calexico, flaming lips, crooked fingers, devendra banhart, sunny day real estate, joy division, elliot smith, hum, arcade fire, from monument to masses, the velvet underground, t.rex, chad vangaalen, earlimart, sonic youth, le tigre, bauhaus, nine inch nails, concrete blonde, nick cave, bowie, wilco, cat power, scout niblett, pj harvey, 80's crap like the go-go's and altered images and the valley soundtracks 1 and 2, indie, glam, electro, synthpop, hiphop. note: any myspace band that i've added to my page is good in my book so you should probably check em out. .. width="425" height="350" ....

Movies:

you should consider seeing broken flowers. 40 year old virgin (i'm starvin, let's get some FUCKING FRENCH TOAST!), kung fu hustle, bubba ho-tep, safe men, the man with two brains, better off dead, true romance, living in oblivion, all the real girls, sid and nancy, donnie darko, evil dead 2, buffalo 66, spanking the monkey, secretary, sex lies and videotape, river's edge, harold and maude, foxes, ghost world, the adventures of sebastian cole, the corporation, bad lieutenant, dream with the fishes, blazing saddles, the warriors, young frankenstein, capturing the friedmans, best in show, spinal tap, american movie, drugstore cowboy, a clockwork orange, city of god, eternal sunshine, hedwig and the angry inch, the graduate, the accidental tourist, garden state, leaving las vegas, the 400 blows, l.i.e., lost boys, midnight cowboy, romeo is bleeding, stand by me, over the edge, wet hot american summer, teen witch, dogfight, love object, kicking and screaming (not the will ferrell soccer movie), bundy, party girl, house of yes, the big chill, nightmare of elm street parts 1 and 3, c.h.u.d., 28 days later, anything with zombies, oh and grease 2, yeah i said 2, because it FUCKING DELIVERS. david lynch, woody allen (mostly the old ones), charlie kaufman, erroll morris, gus van sant, david gordon green, paul thomas anderson, wes anderson, terry zwigoff, jim jarmusch, todd solondz, hal ashby, hal hartley, john waters, coen brothers, all those frenchies of the new wave...i'm sure there's more i could list, but you see where i'm going with this.

Television:

mr. show and strangers with candy are probably the best things that ever happened to television. notice i called it television, not tv. tv is nickname, nicknames are for friends and television is no friend of mine. Which Bluth are you?
You are GOB:You like to show off and be the life of the party.You're self-confidance is an illusion: you really just want to be valued.
Take this quiz !

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You are Rick!
Your world-view has been shaped by your complete rebellion to sycophantic bourgeois parents. Ironically, you are also totally dependant on their emotional approval and financial support. But good news: you will be the World's greatest People's Poet!
Onward Comrade!
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Books:

vonnegut, orwell, salinger, david sedaris, chuck palahniuk, augusten burroughs, ray bradbury, the outlaw bible of american poetry, optic nerve comics, daniel clowes, non-fiction left leaning writings, adrian mole diaries, geek love, wicked, hitchhiker's guide, truly tasteless jokes all volumes, the guide to getting it on, various poetry collections (cummings, rilke, rimbaud, tennyson). magazines: found, bitch, bust, readymade, the onion, stuff like that.

Heroes:

"I need a hero/I'm holding out for a hero 'til the end of the night/He's gotta be strong/And he's gotta be fast/And he's gotta be fresh from the fight/I'm holding out for a hero 'til the morning light/He's gotta be sure/And it's gotta be soon/And he's gotta be larger than life/I need a hero" ...........Also, My Mama (you try doing drugs and booze for that long and come out of it with your brain intact), The Floyd, Bob and David, The Sedaris Family, Bill Hicks, Pee Wee Herman, Dawn Weiner, Dinky Bosetti, Bruce Campbell and the gays.

My Blog

55 days

until i get married! oh snap!...
Posted by Mrs. Sweetly Retarded on Sun, 03 Sep 2006 02:19:00 PST

i'm so angry about this

.. width="425" height="350">..>WHY THE FUCK DOES THIS MOVIE EXIST? Are Capote movies a new genre? Are we going to have sequels and various remakes? WTF???!!!America, I hate you....
Posted by Mrs. Sweetly Retarded on Tue, 22 Aug 2006 02:45:00 PST

mark morford, today's column

Lick My Silent Sports Car How much has Big Auto lied? Take a drive in this four-wheel electric orgasm, and find outOh my God do they ever lie. All of them: Big Auto, Big Oil, BushCo, Pennzoi...
Posted by Mrs. Sweetly Retarded on Wed, 02 Aug 2006 08:19:00 PST

If they're gonna remake it....

They best do it right. Jay Johnston in the Evil Dead Remake!If you know anything about Mr. Show or Jay Johnston, then surely you understand that he is the best candidate to play Ash in the Evil Dea...
Posted by Mrs. Sweetly Retarded on Tue, 25 Jul 2006 08:03:00 PST

Thank Jesus

The Strangers with Candy Movie  is finally being released. .. width="425" height="350">..>...
Posted by Mrs. Sweetly Retarded on Fri, 02 Jun 2006 12:06:00 PST

Why didn't anyone alert me to this sooner?

Mark Morford is the shit. Undeniably, absolutely, the shit. Yay for smart and funny people! ...
Posted by Mrs. Sweetly Retarded on Thu, 18 May 2006 04:13:00 PST

all hail to stephen colbert

 HE IS THE KING. http://throwawayyourtv.com/2006/04/colbert-at-white-house-co rrespondents.html
Posted by Mrs. Sweetly Retarded on Tue, 02 May 2006 09:41:00 PST

Sidewalk Weaves, again

This was in front of Angel's driveway. Shona and I had another short discussion about a Sidewalk Weave art project. I still think it's a brilliant idea. So, do me a favor, and take pictures of these...
Posted by Mrs. Sweetly Retarded on Mon, 24 Apr 2006 11:20:00 PST

Drunken homecomings, tacos, rock and bowl, and more!

Alright, so I went home for a few days. Since I have no job at the present time, I have time to write lengthy blogs with lots of pictures. So here goes.  My first night home I was greeted at the ...
Posted by Mrs. Sweetly Retarded on Fri, 17 Mar 2006 12:33:00 PST

Hey Kids!

When life gets you down, just remember.........
Posted by Mrs. Sweetly Retarded on Wed, 16 Nov 2005 12:26:00 PST