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About Me

I am the co-promoter (YES, IT'S MINE TOO, bitches) of Kill Kill Kill.
In my Top Friends...so add it, sucka.
Having paid my way through University swinging my kncikers in the air, I swiftly hung up my boyfriend, engineering degree firmly in hand and carved my name into the music tree.
Busy pretending to be a rockstar, I can often be found screaming my lungs out, eating anything in sight, dancing on tables, listening to enough rawk to make even Lemmy's ears bleed and putting the world to rights over the odd 'jack n coke'...or ten.
To compensate for such a healthy life style, what's left of my time is spent dancing, running (yes, I love it THAT much that I have to mention it), being sawn in half, and playing with rottweilers - often all at the same time!
I eat like a sumo-wrestler and swear like I've been in jail most my life. If there's a party, I'm usually the last one standing, if there's nothing to be happy about, I'm probably still smiling and if you're a geek, I'm probably your best friend.
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My Interests

Cock-rock, chocolate, whiskey, fast things with wheels and loud engines, drills, expensive shit, contraband, dancing, singing, shaving people's eyebrows off and pushing them in front of cars

I'd like to meet:

Anyone with a BRAIN, charisma, spontaneity, a dirty look in their eyes and a huge di...just kidding ..Quite frankly, I'll take on just about anybody. Just no wankers, no bullshitters, no crap bands and no fatties.DO ME A FAVOUR: If you're going to drop me a line, at least get my name right, after all it says 'Anyone with a brain'...not 'Fucktards apply within'. And as for spelling my name with a 'y'....I'll hunt you down and have a big man named Bubba slap you across the face with his cock.

Music:

Anything that encourages me to air guitar, get naked, or punch people in the balls

Movies:

Anything with naked people, guns, chainsaws, blood, lots of sweat and Prince

Heroes:

ME! Kill Kill Kill, Jack Daniels, the dude that invented chocolate (but not dark chocolate...you sir, need to be shot point blank for your trickery and deception), Sloth from the Goonies (eeeyy you guuuuuuys)...David Lee Roth and Nikki Sixx's hairdresser