My friends are obscene.... |
....oh yes they are!!Well at least according to the webmartial service that monitors the ingoings and outgoings of the assorted emails and internet access of the office I'm currently working from.It l...
Posted by Andi-M on Thu, 18 Jan 2007 03:34:00 PST |
It's 'COLLEGE' not 'COLLAGE' you fucking retards.... |
...and furthermore, if you can't spell it correctly then I think it's safe to assume that you probably shouldn't be there anyway.Unless you're studying hard for the "Moving further down the food chain...
Posted by Andi-M on Sun, 26 Nov 2006 10:32:00 PST |
Grown men in cycling outfits - Computer says NO!! |
EWWWWWW!!!What the fuck is it that makes grown men wanna wear this stuff; specially when you're fat, unfit and cycling home from work??It's only my humble opinion of course, but overtight day-glo lycr...
Posted by Andi-M on Tue, 05 Sep 2006 09:33:00 PST |
Mobile phones and the death of rock 'n' roll... |
....it's the end of an era boys and girls; I know people have been predicting the 'end' for a long time but I'm convinced that this is finally it.Having survived Elvis Presley's final, desperate days ...
Posted by Andi-M on Tue, 05 Sep 2006 05:24:00 PST |
Okay, I've got a plan.... |
...see on your homepage where it says "View all bulletin entries" ??Well we need another option: "View interesting bulletin entries!"Hell yes!!! - Not that any of my gorgeous friends post anything BU...
Posted by Andi-M on Sat, 15 Jul 2006 08:23:00 PST |
People that can't drive umbrellas... |
What is it about umbrellas that makes people think they can walk forwards whilst staring at their feet?It's not like the umbrella knows where to go is it? - Yet they still blindly forge ahead regardle...
Posted by Andi-M on Wed, 14 Jun 2006 06:21:00 PST |
A-Bomb in Romford High Street!! |
A recent bomb scare caused chaos and panic to Romford town centre the other day; emergency services were pushed to the limit in attempts to locate the device before it went off and severely improved t...
Posted by Andi-M on Wed, 14 Jun 2006 04:28:00 PST |
So you wanna be in a rock 'n' roll band??? |
Well it's not difficult so let's start at basics.....Firstly, if your number of chins outnumbers the strings on your instrument: STOP RIGHT THERE!Secondly, if your waistline takes up more stage space ...
Posted by Andi-M on Wed, 10 May 2006 02:24:00 PST |
I feel really bad now! |
I made fun of somebody who I didn't even know in my previous blog and then when guilt got the better of me I messaged her to tell her about it and to apologize to her.I added her so she could 'have a ...
Posted by Andi-M on Tue, 18 Apr 2006 01:35:00 PST |
Best Comment EVER!! |
Just seen the best MYSPACE comment ever whilst checking out the profile of a 'wanna be' Velvet Revolver type band (haven't we just seen too many of those now??) that were trying to add me.It was by an...
Posted by Andi-M on Mon, 17 Apr 2006 06:45:00 PST |
