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About Me

Aesthete, Ace Face. I like dancing, writing the ever-evolving but never-completed fanzine, and books. I especially like music. I want to start something and I will when I stop wasting time on buying dresses and gin and burning up dancefloors. Usually I eat sweetcorn and jazzies, but when I'm at Judy's I have palm hearts and tuna. I like watching people who dance, and have interesting things to say. I secretly hope that someone really rich will offer to fund me writing "Betsy Snap" forever as a career and pay for all my 20/20 and Mississipi Steamer...Times are hard for dreamers. Home | Browse | Search | Invite | Film | Mail | Blog | Favorites | Forum | Groups | Events | Videos | Music | Comedy | Classifieds

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

BRIAN JONES. Epicureans, dandies and arbiters of artifice. Keith Richards. the stick person of me who's drawn on toilet walls. My dad when he was a mod. Sue Catwoman. REGINALD. ADRIEN BRODY, ADRIEN BRODY. Maxwell Demon because people who make their life their art are preferable to people who make their art their life. Boring. You'd be ok if you'd give me a bottle of martini and no lemonade, too. NORTHERN BOYS.

My Blog

Cattle Call

Why have you stopped painting? I asked. Paper, he replied, despondently, lifting the leathery palms of his hands and turning them towards the close pewter sky. Paper? I answered. Yes, paper is alwa...
Posted by on Fri, 28 Mar 2008 13:05:00 GMT

I See You

Here's hoping yellow-and-green tessellations pass by quickly, so fast that they are no longer a smell but a kaleidoscope that makes my eyes hurt and my heart ache and twang. They will move past so qui...
Posted by on Tue, 01 May 2007 13:35:00 GMT

Dave

The Rhythmical Creation of Beauty In Words   Have you ever been sitting at your desk, staring at your computer screen, wondering what it would be like to smash someone's face in with a hammer?&nb...
Posted by on Sat, 25 Nov 2006 20:18:00 GMT

MY MUM IS AMAZING

Because she wrote a smashing story and emailed it to me. This is it: Once upon a time there was a Princess. She had long beautiful golden hair on her head and under her arms. She lived in a big castl...
Posted by on Sat, 27 May 2006 03:30:00 GMT

Bananas in The Snow/Gorillas in The Mist

We wrote this in Prague, whilst drinking absinthe.    Bowie is talking to Boris K in a burlesque bar in Berlin. Beckett is swallowing a Baileys, bar frequenting. Bowie is in his Berlin trip...
Posted by on Mon, 27 Feb 2006 12:09:00 GMT

an ode

"Love's mysteries in souls do grow/But yet the body is his book."This is the jive that seventeenth-century rakes and libertines appropriated so they could seduce young ladies.
Posted by on Wed, 04 May 2005 00:31:00 GMT

"Reverie"

"Times are hard for dreamers," Violet Montez sighed, softly softly, her voice like pale velvety butter surrendering to a knife on a sultry afternoon, lazy and languid, with idleness hanging like a cha...
Posted by on Fri, 21 Jan 2005 09:04:00 GMT

BLUE CAN ALSO MEAN GLOOMY

BLUE CAN ALSO MEAN GLOOMY Storms are born really far away,* sang Davey von Bohlen from Todds earphones as he climbed up the steps onto the bright yellow bus, the kind of colour that fashion maga...
Posted by on Thu, 16 Sep 2004 18:10:00 GMT

story

24/5/04 As metaphorical daggers flew across the kitchen like kamikaze words you can never take back or hide with your stabbing defence Jacob looked and silently asked When did you forget how to a...
Posted by on Sun, 29 Aug 2004 09:50:00 GMT