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Jessica Muffin

I have a big head, and little arms!

About Me


.. Hey! I'm Jessica, As you can tell I really like muffins, please don’t mail me and ask me a million questions about it... Its just a nickname that has stuck... its not about lady parts or anything like that, just a cute nickname you pervs.
Right now I am super happy just being happy... Life is for living and being the best you can be, I'm just another person trying to do their best.
To those of you peoples who like muffins also, feel free to send me a message, add etc, I'm always looking for more muffins! Or pictures of muffins... I'm not fussed.
I talk alot of shit, I cant spell or dont think before I open my big mouth
I am loud, I like to drink, I am loud when I drink, I've proberbly put you in a choke hold or bitten you.
I am animal from the muppets... I dont have as much hair though. Wish I did.... on my face.
I'm not cool, I like shitty stuff, I'm no music buff I just like music.
People often make the mistake of thinking I am somehow intresting or have something to say... maybe I'm just constipated or drunk or shitting myself, I'm not pondering what the end of the world will be like, lets leave that to the stoners and lay-abouts of our generation.
Well I have an obsessive relationship with eyebrows.
My mum swears I am Imelda Marcos, in a muffin shaped package.
I am not intrested in joining your group, your blog or your couple's profile.
A way to a woman's heart (especially mine) is through christian louboutins.
I love labyrinth.
I wish I had one of those cute worms that talk in labyrinth. Or maybe even turn into one... hmmmm?!
I have GAIDS and so do you!
I like to make statements about myself.

My Interests



oh and drinking, partying, music, shows, friends, family, my cat Eddie and all that jazz.

My Best friend/My Soulmate:

I'd like to meet:



I'd really love to meet A I D S Z I L L A

VANILLA ICE

Oh and I'd LOVE LOVE LOVE to meet the one and only B O B D Y L A N!!!! (love him!)

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Music:

I have no idea why i ever wrote in this section. I love all types of music and I'm sick of sticking everything in a stupid genre.

Movies:

Movies I ♥ :

American werewolf in London
Mean Girls
Rosemary's baby
The ninth gate
Asylum
From Dusk Till Dawn
Spongebob The Movie
The people v Larry Flint
The Omen trilogy
Bitter moon
Hellraiser
Angel heart
Goodfellas
Carrie
Performance
The company of wolves
Conan the barbarian
Texas chainsaw massacre
Dagon
Elvira
Scarface
Blue velvet
Wild at heart
Interview With The Vampire
Betty blue
Velvet Goldmine
Freaks
Faster pussy cat kill kill
Salon Kitty
Natural born killers





Television:



Books:




Heroes:


My Blog

DOG OWNERS!

Hello Dog owners, I'd like to express my opinions on a very important matter... DOG SHIT! I was walking to work today, humming along and then I see it... tons of dog shit, I couldnt walk 1 minute...
Posted by Jessica Muffin on Tue, 29 Apr 2008 03:16:00 PST

General...

Life has a funny way of throwing things at you, sometimes you dont even notice it.I’d like to think I have answers and that I am educated in the ways of the world, but thats just not the case. I...
Posted by Jessica Muffin on Sat, 22 Mar 2008 04:06:00 PST

Becoming more of a caricature of someone elses someone else...

Be beautiful, accessorize with things you've found on the floor, be skinny, listen to obscure shitty music, chip your nails, spend 7 hours on the 'unkempt' look, wear un-matching clothing, get a shagg...
Posted by Jessica Muffin on Mon, 03 Mar 2008 11:41:00 PST

Some quiz shit... In fact 2 of the buggers...

1. How tall are you barefoot?:5'12. Have you ever smoked heroin?:No I'm not dumb.3. Do you own a gun?:Yeah because Its totally legal in england, I must be a farmer and...
Posted by Jessica Muffin on Thu, 28 Feb 2008 08:23:00 PST

YAY!!! New Job!

Hey guys!I just got the good news that I have got a new job, Its in camden, working with London transport police. It should be a blast, although I dont do any police stuff, just reception. Should be g...
Posted by Jessica Muffin on Thu, 28 Feb 2008 07:44:00 PST

Semi Precious Weapons interview...

This is up at www.ragamuffinsrock.comIt was shot in night-vision so me and justin look super scary.enjoy! ...
Posted by Jessica Muffin on Thu, 31 Jan 2008 12:57:00 PST

Im not very intresting...

Im not at all. What I am is someone that can see people for who they are, and today, I see people are mostly motherfuckers.   Hope you're having a supurb day!   lots of love and em...
Posted by Jessica Muffin on Tue, 29 Jan 2008 07:16:00 PST

I hate the male population...

Yes I do... I hate hate hate hate you all and hope your dicks fall off with gangreen... thanks       rant over.
Posted by Jessica Muffin on Tue, 22 Jan 2008 02:04:00 PST

History of the muffin....

A muffin is somewhat like a small cake, and though it does resemble a cupcake: they have cylindrical bases, rounded conical tops, and are usually not as sweet as cupcakes; savory varieties (such as co...
Posted by Jessica Muffin on Mon, 21 Jan 2008 09:11:00 PST

Funny quotes....

Okay so I'm bored and its sunday... I was thinking of all the funny/stupid/dumb shit me and my friends say and thought I'd make a blog to let you all in a few 'in' jokes. But also, I want you to add s...
Posted by Jessica Muffin on Sun, 20 Jan 2008 08:00:00 PST