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Katie

Caveat Emptor

About Me

rice cracker.

My Interests

Driving my pick-up truck listening to "Captain Jack" by Billy Joel is pretty much one of my favorite things in the universe. I also like public radio A LOT namely - This American Life ( why won't you have me??!!) , Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me, and The Sound of Young America. I like nicknames, also. Like "Brains" or "Hot Rod". Also, I think Chinese people and Jews are pretty much totally the same deal, just like Germans are Japanese, Phillipinos are Italian, and Koreans are Polish. It's so obvious, I don't think I need to explain.

I'd like to meet:

Ricky Gervais, Steve Merchant, Kyle Pilkington

Music:

Bettye Swann. Al Green. Otis Redding, Marvin Gaye, Nina Simone, Wonderful, CocoRosie, Fela Kuti, Carole King, and...JOURNEY!!! SURVIVOR!!! STAN BUSH !!! get the fuck into that nonsense. Pretty much anywhere between sad soul songs and power ballads...

Movies:

Elling, I Was Born But..., Ghengis Blues, Big Lebowski, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Safe Men, You Can Count on Me, The Sting, Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid, Pride and Prejudice (UK miniseries), Rubin & Ed, Shaun of the Dead, The Transformers Movie, First Blood, all the Leathal Weapon Movies, ditto for Die Hard, Million Dollar Baby, Back to the Future, Man on Fire, Closer, Shaolin Soccer, Kung Fu Hustle, Fallen Angels, Chungking Express, Tampopo, Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon, The Shower, Dead Man, Mystery Train, George Washington, Joe the King, Gone With the Wind, The Great Escape, Brazil, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, The Departed

Television:

Freaks and Geeks. The Office (UK and US). Simpsons, FLCL, Evangelion, Arrested Development, Mr. Show, Fawlty Towers, Tim and Eric Awesome Show Great Job, Rome, BlackAdder, Northern Exposure, Ab Fab, I Claudius, Planet Earth. Deadwood is the greatest show ever made.

Books:

Catch 22, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Breakfast of Champions, Welcome to the Monkey House, Slaughterhouse Five, Hey Rube! Idiot Proof, What's the Matter With Kansas? The Kite Runner, To Kill a Mockingbird, My Less than Secret Life, Possible Side Effects, Naked, Don't Get Too Comfortable, Lolita, Confederacy of Dunces, Birds of America, The Sound and the Fury, Another Country, The Sex Lives of Cannibals, Jenny and the Jaws of Life, I Capture the Castle, His Dark Materials series, The Phantom Tollbooth, 21 Balloons

Heroes:

HST, Ira Glass, Kurt Vonnegut, David Sedaris, Baron Von Steuben

My Blog

given a choice of habitats

I would live in a giant warehouse close to a large body of water. This warehouse would have large windows and a freight elevator. It would have lots and lots of room, so much room and so much natural...
Posted by Katie on Thu, 26 Apr 2007 02:47:00 PST

schmog

This red carpet nonsense has to stop... Ryan Seacrest is a stretegically shaved Capuchin monkey surrounded by chattering anorexic whore-bots. I have never been so uncomfortable as when watching the gr...
Posted by Katie on Thu, 01 Mar 2007 05:08:00 PST

In which Katie wishes harm upon a singing weasel and almost burns her house down

There is no emoticon for " hotboxiing burning linoleum fumes in a tenament apartment". Too bad. Now no one will ever have a clear picture of my current mood. Sucks.I went to this open mic garbage by a...
Posted by Katie on Fri, 09 Feb 2007 10:16:00 PST

paperboys

Latest promo job: On Tuesday, the 73rd anniversary of prohibition, I managed a bunch of actors wearing paparboy outfits, needless to say, freezing their balls off for 12 hours in the NY elements. Ugh....
Posted by Katie on Thu, 07 Dec 2006 04:58:00 PST

rubbing a few out

In the midle of a late breakfast of toast and eggs, I received a phone call from Brendan. "Can you pretend to be a massage therapist? Like good enough to convince our client?" "Yes." I said without an...
Posted by Katie on Mon, 11 Sep 2006 08:41:00 PST

spongecake

Last night, my family threw this big brew-ha-ha for my uncle's 50th b-day. It was a surprise party at Albany Bowl featuring disco bowling which means a lot of black light and Bee Gees videos on a scre...
Posted by Katie on Mon, 04 Sep 2006 12:19:00 PST

Fizz Pop M-m-me

So, I think I'm going to have a nervous breakdown very soon, which is disturbing. I wasn't due for one of these snazzy little numbers for at least another 9 years, But that's great. At least I'm ahead...
Posted by Katie on Mon, 28 Aug 2006 12:49:00 PST

springing ahead / cruisin for a bruisin

Usually, I can count on my phone to alert me of the daylight savings change. Also, I am usually reminded about 10 times the day before. This spring was no exception. Heads up from sweet souls, and men...
Posted by Katie on Mon, 03 Apr 2006 10:22:00 PST

me so sorry

I think that old timey term of being, "hopped up on goofballs" was meant to indicate the state of mind resulting from painting your closet in oil-based gold paint. My god, I've been stumbling around m...
Posted by Katie on Mon, 27 Mar 2006 07:53:00 PST

like a screwdriver in the kidney...

...so too is Philadelphia. I'm not sure what the city;s motto is, something historical, something promising, something related to that big fucking bell. I am not sure. Brotherly love? I couldn't imagi...
Posted by Katie on Sat, 25 Mar 2006 01:18:00 PST