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About Me

No, I haven't been thinking about it lately. We're all very concerned, so if you need to talk. Whenever you're ready. No one is pushing. No one is judging. Just try. Don't make it too loud. I hated that one, sorry to disagree. God, that smell. Relax and stretch. There's just enough. I know you do. I know you do. I know you do.
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Sometimes me an' the other kids in the neighborhood, we make little award-winning movies!And here's more!

My Interests

A significant internet presence to counteract my ex-girlfriends writing about me in their online journals and insulting my parents.

I'd like to meet:

Livonian refugees, animals.
I met Grant Morrison, but now I wanna hang out with him.

Music:

When I was in highschool I had a band called Hammerlocke. We kicked the ass of Western NY -- well, of Rochester at least. Or of Livonia High School, anyway. Or maybe just Cyndi Yantachka's ass (she was this girl we were friends with.) And we definitely kicked our friend's asses. After college I was in a band called The Patriot Act. We kicked CBGB's ass, and the ass of France. This is actually true.Since that time I have not been in bands called War Cave, Birds Are Dinosaurs, and Furies. I have also not been in many nameless bands.Was this space supposed to be about music I like? Lately I have started getting excited about music, both old awesome stuff and new awesome stuff and sometimes just I'm-a-year-behind-the-trends stuff. Jump up and say "Sweet!" for Manatees, Bottom, Dinosaur Jr, and more as I chew on it.

Movies:

I made this movie called "Australia" in film school. It is the greatest film of all time. Other than that, I don't really like movies.Except for the movies made by Infinite Jest, because I'm part of Infinite Jest. Watch those movies over there in the middle.

Television:

Dr. Who.

Books:

Books? Oh, you must mean my comic book! Why, thank you! Yes, I'm ever so proud of it -- it's called "Killing Tree Quarterly", and you can check it out my clicking either of the picture links to your right.I hear your mom loves it.

Heroes:

Me. Swamp Thing.
Drawing board by LayoutCodez.net

My Blog

movie

GLOW WORMstarring Keving Spacey, Alan Rickman, Ryan Phillipe, Angelina Jolie, Max Von SydowFamily of freaky kids governed by harsh father, practically nonexistent mother. Starting as children, there a...
Posted by Keith on Tue, 30 Oct 2007 08:18:00 PST

CMJ haiku

Hundreds of These BandsGreat Hair! Enviable Lives!Where's The Fucking Songs?
Posted by Keith on Wed, 17 Oct 2007 10:41:00 PST

OOOOooops!

So Theresa showed me her myspace page with her awesome songs on it, and I was inspired to throw up a page with a few dribble-drabbles I've recorded on my computer and Janine's computer over the past f...
Posted by Keith on Sat, 15 Sep 2007 05:47:00 PST

win in the end II

Last night I dreamed I met Obama. He was pretty cool.
Posted by Keith on Fri, 07 Sep 2007 09:49:00 PST

Im gonna win in the end.

Last night I had a dream that Bono quit U2 and I became the lead singer. Then I had a dream that my car broke down outside this cool party and everyone inside the party thought I was the coolest perso...
Posted by Keith on Thu, 06 Sep 2007 05:16:00 PST

weird things I have done: appendix A

Re: re: re: reply to response 2August 24, 8:42 am:"is the meaning of life so monumental that you cannot pick it up at your convenience? like, i'm going to be grocery shopping but i think i could fit t...
Posted by Keith on Fri, 31 Aug 2007 11:40:00 PST

weird things I have done

Craigslist, New York City, Free Stuff Forum.August 21, 3:11 pm:"Free Post-it note.I have one (1) post-it on which is written the meaning of life. Email to pick up."----Email response 1August 21, 3:34 ...
Posted by Keith on Thu, 23 Aug 2007 08:42:00 PST

then

i finished harry potter.it was okay.
Posted by Keith on Sun, 29 Jul 2007 10:35:00 PST

so i was like

so i was like damn bitches ima checka fridge an see if any grilcheeses is lef to go wit dat tomato soup from lasnite an if it is ima shove it all up in ma mouf an whatnot an i wento da fridge ana GUES...
Posted by Keith on Tue, 24 Jul 2007 07:18:00 PST

god of synergy

"hello there,This information superhighway is the wave of the future. I put my name (which happens to be Heather Ohle) into "the google" and found your post. I am from Livonia. I live in Brooklyn. I m...
Posted by Keith on Sun, 22 Jul 2007 12:15:00 PST