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$450 Butt-Vagina

Me and My Hero; John Fucking Waters!

About Me

i like to have good times. http://www.ivyfilmfestival.com/schedule.php?PHPSESSID=e839ed 06d34a5b02276 (SEE: Olafsson Berserker)orhttp://www.bampfa.berkeley.edu/film/FN16374 or http://www.namac.org/article.cfm?id=1&cid=72&aid=121 5&monly=0

My Interests

Burning ants with a magnifying glass

I'd like to meet:

People who will hold a boom mic for me all day, and keep their traps shut. and boozers, nudists, liars, nocturnals, and the unashamed. Ingmar Bergman(RIP), Pedro Almodovar, David Lynch, Terry Gilliam, and Lynne Ramsay, and I'd like to spend more time with John Waters, obviously.

Music:

suck a cheetas ass with hoisin sauce

Movies:

I'm rich

Television:

i have a cardboard box

Books:

Can't read

Heroes:

big booty hoes

My Blog

Farewell Ingmar Bergman

Mostly I am sad because I did not get to meet Ingmar Bergman before he died this past Monday, much less than I care about all the people who did get to meet him, like his family and friends. Because I...
Posted by $450 Butt-Vagina on Sat, 04 Aug 2007 09:25:00 PST

Best Line

After shooting with ten year old niece Jazmine and Jon in drag, playing a dog napper, she tells me, Auntie this is going to be the best movie you ever made, why? because I get to wear a cute outfit an...
Posted by $450 Butt-Vagina on Thu, 03 May 2007 12:55:00 PST

A shameful, dirty confession

I have been listening to Sinead O'Conner over and over again... I'm listening to her now. Now you must admit that when "Nothing compares to you" first came on the radio you too rolled up the car windo...
Posted by $450 Butt-Vagina on Sun, 22 Apr 2007 03:58:00 PST

Heja Sverige

SO. I was not glad when I came back to America, back to the land of bad taste, ultra paranoia, greed, insecurity, and competition. But my pals and family are here, so they make it ok.But, while in Sve...
Posted by $450 Butt-Vagina on Sun, 24 Sep 2006 12:48:00 PST

The next morning

I don't regret a thing I wrote last night.
Posted by $450 Butt-Vagina on Sat, 23 Sep 2006 01:19:00 PST

You will be offended

So, I just saw the WORST film festival of ALL time, and i'm not just saying that because my fimwas not chosen and i'm not just saying it because im shitfaced. im sYING IT BECAUE THE UNCREATIVE CHRISI...
Posted by $450 Butt-Vagina on Sat, 23 Sep 2006 01:18:00 PST

Sober in Sverige

I think this is the first time I have written one of these shameful manifestos sober. i have just returned from my first day of classes in lund, that's in sweden buddy. i have a back pack full of luke...
Posted by $450 Butt-Vagina on Mon, 26 Jun 2006 10:23:00 PST

Smoke?

They should have "when I'm drinking" as an option for Smoke: yes/no, because I don't know a single rat-faced bastard who does not smoke, at all. Like the night before last, I bought a pack of Camel Li...
Posted by $450 Butt-Vagina on Mon, 13 Feb 2006 11:26:00 PST

So under "ethnicity"

I once, as the forces that be persuaded me to, put under "ethnicity" that I was a middle eastern person, and the party invitations came pouring in. mostly the invitations were from hoochafied middle e...
Posted by $450 Butt-Vagina on Sat, 21 Jan 2006 06:59:00 PST

Who gives a fuck

Who the hell wants to read some asswipes favorite fucking movie list that goes on for fucking ever, and god damn me to hell if I don't see the same crap ass shit movies over and over and over and over...
Posted by $450 Butt-Vagina on Sat, 21 Jan 2006 06:08:00 PST