My name is Ken Gemberling I'm probably the world's greatest experimental computer programmer...experimental 'cause I like anal sex. Get it? No, I work on experimental programming. Anyway, HELP ME! I was sucked into the internet when I stupidly poured beer on an experimental computer keyboard. I've been trapped in here for a long god damned time! I'm creating this profile so that someone will hopefully see it and tell the authorities! The irony of it all is that I'm probably the only programmer with the skills to get me out.
The really fucked up thing is that Adult Swim orderd a full season of shows about my misadventures in the internet. WTF? I'm trapped in the internet! Stop filming me and get me out of here!
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