We all met in a Mexican Medical School, and, despite our varying concentrations, expressed interest in cardio-vascular therapy by way of sonic extremes. By bombarding the thoracic area with extremely high and low frequencies, common heart ailments have been witnessed to have alleviated themselves. We perform all of our procedures inebriated, with rusty razor blades and denim work gloves, dressed as characters of the Wizard of Oz.
Our patients have included Daniel arap Moi, Doug Flutie, certain members of Mr. Mister, Deepak Chopra, Redd Foxx and Nell carter. If you have ever experienced heart palpatations, lightheadedness, cold or hot flashes, excessive sweating, hypertension, nausea, blood marbled stool, disorientation, blurred vision, lethargy, indecisiveness, or the sensation of a hummingbird fluttering in your thoracic area, you should immediately consult one of our more than qualified cardio technicians that comprise our esteemed board of medical practioners, as it could signify a greater problem.
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