However, as I am not a writer, the task of writing things about myself seems overwhelming. Making lists of things has never been my thing. Making lists of relatives, boyfriends/girlfriends, places I've lived over the years, pets I've owned, schools I've attended and other things like that are already boring me before I have written them down. Using flawless grammar or fancy words may very well take away from the charm and value of what I am trying to do here.
Hello. My name is Tina. I live in England. I have a love-hate relationship with London and I moved here solemnly for the sake of a man. Yes, the once so independent and self-sufficient Tina van Wouw has fallen in love, packed up her life and DVD's and moved to the land of the stoicin and stubborn. Consiously, liberal open-mindedness, windmills and efficiency have been replaced by castles, hooligans and cupcakes.
In the meanwhile, I seem to have settled down allright. I've bought a house with the man in question "Chris Magee" and we seem to be covered in cats. Number one looks like Steve Buscemi, so therefor he was to be called Mr Pink. Pinky for short. The second edition had the ... "Lee-loo dallas multipass look", so there you go imdb.
To pay the bills (and keep the morals up) I do some crowd-controlling near Heathrow. (They used to call it teaching) Talking about art and stuff seems to ease the pain. I quite happily get payed to assertively delegate people younger and older then myself. Hooray for the dutch efficiency. It used to upset me, but then again, the fact that London has a higher teenage pregnancy rate then any African capital, (where it is acceptable to get married when you're eleven) .... I rest my case. Don't confuse my irony for negativity, I deserve a medal.
I can't stand people without common sense or reason. People who lack intelligent input and have become a sad, lonely character of themselves cause nobody can be bothered to deal with insecurity and manipulation. I dislike apathy, jealousy, infidelity and vanity. Women who's primary concern in life is make-up and image.. they're are pathetic. For all of you narrow-minded collectivists out there; a bit of advice... GROW UP!.. (and darling, don't give me shit, cause I know that you're full of it!)
Anyways. That's a lot about me. I like my films, I like my cats and I like my art. In the meanwhile, I'm happy where I am. Just bought a house with my fiance, and counting the days for our holiday to Hollywood later on in the year. I want to go hiking in Iceland, make a video with Paul McCarthy (I ensure you... not the beatle) and I long for the day that I can pack up life to move to Tokyo.
If by now, I haven't already completely put you off, you know where the add button is.
TinaPhotoserie "kleinburgerlijkheid"
