Work hard, play harder. I have a strong creative drive so I'm I've always got tons of random projects going on at any given time. I'm into photography. Used to do a lot of black and white landscape stuff, but realized I'm far better at taking pictures of people. Besides, making people look beautiful tends to be LOT more fun. Trees and rocks are not nearly as sexy or thankful. Unless, of course, you are literally a tree-hugger. Me personally...I prefer women. ;-)
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Yeah....so I answered one of those stupid surveys.
...except my answers are friggin hilarious! HEY! I don't care whatcha think....they're funny to me.
Welcome to yet another edition/version of the ever popular survey devised for getting to know your friends. A big ass, time sucking distraction from anything really productive...like MySpace for instance.
What you are supposed to do is copy this entire thing and change all the answers so they apply to you, and then post or send this to a whole bunch of people with equally as much time to waste, including the person who sent it to you. The theory is that you will learn a lot of little things about your friends, if you did not know them already. You might be even be able to figure out whose sick and twisted perversions are much like your own.
TIME YOU STARTED THIS?
11:55 AM
NAME AS IT APPEARS ON YOUR BIRTH CERTIFICATE
Yeah, right. Like I just want to make it that much easier for some kid in Bangkok to steal my identity and use my credit to start a gray market Viagra distribution ring..wait a second.how come Im not doing that?
NICKNAME(S)
Kid Thermogenic, The Kid, Tony, T, TK, "Toe-nay", "Tony K", "TK", "Jackie Chan", "that dude with the camera", Sir
HOW OLD ARE YOU?
Ummm....29
NOW, HOW OLD ARE YOU REALLY?
Ummm....29 plus two plus the square root of the product of twenty-nine minus four. [29+1+(square root of 29-4)=My Age]
WHAT TIME DO YOU GET UP?
Within minutes of her dress coming off...oh wait...you meant wake up? About 9am.
WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THINK WHEN YOU WAKE IN THE MORNING?
Either: "Snooze button...where's the snooze button?!" OR "Aaaah, yes... It still works."
WHAT DID YOU HAVE FOR BREAKFAST?
Protein shake, vitamins, a clementine (seedless tangerine) and coffee
ARE YOU A MORNING PERSON OR A NIGHT OWL?
I'm definitely a night person...well...now that I think of it, most of my nights up are technically mornings. Okay. I'm definitely not a mid to late morning person. How about that?
ANY PETS?
Yup, but there still may be a spot open if you'd like to apply. Email me a photo with your request for an application.
EYE AND HAIR COLOR
Hazel and dark brown. Both will be chrome one day.
ANY TATTOOS OR PIERCINGS?
One of these days I will get a tattoo that will make you all drop to your knees in awe! I just haven't thought of it yet. But I will!
BIRTHPLACE
Wurzburg, Germany (No. I'm not German...not that there is anything wrong with that.)
HOMETOWN
Monterey, CA...sort of...I'm more or less a transient.
CURRENT RESIDENCE
I reside in a lair (somewhere on the Gulf Coast).
LIVING ARRANGEMENTS
I have arranged to live as long as there is air, food and water available.
BEACH, CITY OR COUNTRY?
Beach, dude....totally. Nude beach....hmm...maybe even better. But then, I love the city. How about a big city near a nude beach?
HOW MUCH DO YOU LOVE YOUR JOB?
Aaaah, its okay I guess. I'm happy to have one. It doesn't suck. The real question is does the job love ME??? Where's MY love?
WHAT IS YOUR PRIZED POSSESSION?
My penis: Russell, The Love Muscle! HA! No, no. Just kidding folks. Really, it's my coveted and widely sought after tongue! It comes with references.
PLACE TO BE KISSED
At either place mentioned in my response to the previous question would be well received. Please ask first, however. I must ensure quality control.
HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE?
Three. Waiting three rings is money. I wait four. Although sometimes I'll answer prior to the first ring just to mix things up a bit.
FUTURE DAUGHTER'S NAME
To be determined, although I like the names Lisa, Elizabeth, and Tatiana.
FUTURE SON'S NAME
Dirk Diggler
FAVORITE COLOR
Dark Purple or Burgundy.
FAVORITE FOODS
Sushi, Thai Food ....raw and spicy.
GOLD OR SILVER?
Gold or silver what? Pound for pound, you'd have to be financially challenged not to take the gold. If you are talking about adornments and aesthetics, silver maybe says I'm classy, but not gaudy. I'd go for the design more than the metal.
CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA?
Depends on what/who it's served with.
DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE?
Depends on what/who I'm driving.
FAVORITE ICE CREAM?
Does anyone really know their favorite flavor of ice cream? Am I the only one who agonizes forever in front of the ice cream freezers completely perplexed by my own inability to make a friggin choice? No. I know there are others out there. They stand beside me at times.
I like Swiss Almond Vanilla.
BUTTER, PLAIN OR SALTED POPCORN?
All of the above, however each popped kernel must meet a standard criteria which adheres to a strict geometric shape specification as a prerequisite to consumption.
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT OUIJA BOARDS
My spirit world contact does not believe in them and therefore neither do I.
YOUR FAVORITE T.V. SHOWS
Do the homemade kind count? Otherwise "The Family Guy" is absolutely the funniest show on TV. Outside if that, I've quit watching TV since I created this stupid MySpace account.
WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD?
A mouse. Very often my hand with the mouse. Occasionally my foot.
FAVORITE BOARD GAME?
Anything that requires the removal of clothing FAVORITE MAGAZINE/S?
For the geek in me: Business 2.0, Consumer Reports, Popular Science, Digital Camera World
For the testosterone in me: GQ, Maxim, Details, FitnessRX, Muscle & Fitness
For the perv in me: anything involving nude or scantilly clad women.....tastefully done, of course....with plenty of "articles". Okay....maybe not so tastefully done.
FAVORITE SMELL
Females
FAVORITE PLACE YOU'VE TRAVELED
Tie for the following: Kenya (Africa), Zurich (Switzerland) and Florence (Italy)
WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD
Drawing a blank on someone's name as you are just about to introduce them....especially if you've known them for a long time.
BEST FEELING IN THE WORLD
Illegally? ...um...eh...(censored)
Legally? ...anything involving (censored)
but really both of the above combined.
FAVORITE SOUNDTRACK
The one that is constantly playing in the back of my mind.
ROLLER COASTER--SCARY OR EXCITING?
Depends on whos operating it. If it's Cooter at the county fair...well then, that's terrifying.
BEEN IN A CAR ACCIDENT?
A long list of them! No one ever reported injured.
DO YOU SLEEP WITH A STUFFED ANIMAL?
Does blow up animal count? Um....eh....either way, NO. I prefer live animals.
STORMS - COOL OR SCARY?
Oh...I just get a warm hearted, fuzzy feeling inside whenever I think of storms. ....what the?
Yeah....okay. Big freak'n thunderstorms. Damn cool.
WHAT KIND OF CAR DO YOU DRIVE?
A bright red, brand spank'n new Hummer H3.
WHAT TYPE WAS YOUR FIRST CAR?
Tonka
IF YOU COULD EAT LUNCH WITH ONE PERSON, WHO WOULD IT BE?
Does it have to be lunch. How about breakfast? Angelina Jolie...breakfast in bed please.
IF YOU COULD MEET ONE PERSON DEAD OR ALIVE, WHO WOULD THAT BE?
I would have to choose the "alive" one. I don't get along with dead people very well. Unless it's a fresh one, of course (they can still be useful if they are fresh).
WHO WOULD YOU HATE TO BE STUCK IN A ROOM WITH?
Jeffrey Dahmer or any other serial killing cannibal for that matter.
FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK
Which ever one she'll keep drinking.
FAVORITE ALCOHOL ALTERNATIVE
Which ever one that is available!
FAVORITE RESTAURANT
The Cheetah...although I've never really eaten there but once I think.
FAVORITE FAST FOOD RESTAURANT
I dont eat fast food. Oh wait. Depends on what you mean by fastfood...wink, wink. Get it? Oh, never mind.
FAVORITE SANDWICH?
A Tony Sandwich! Yeah, baby. Me in the middle...you know what Im talking about. Awwwww-right! Giggidy, giggidy. (Thats right. I said it.)
FAVORITE FLOWERS
Stargazer Lillies. And you thought roses looked and smelled nice? Cough up some dough, you cheapskates and smell some REAL friggin flowers!
FAVORITE HOLIDAY
Halloween. A license for everyone to be freaks (not that I really need one)! Halloween should come around at least 4 times a year!
WHAT IS YOUR ZODIAC SIGN?
Taurus & Boar (A cow and a pig. People just look at me like a piece of meat! Puh!)
WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE POET?
Me.
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE MOVIE?
Awwwwe, crap. I dunno. Who knows these things??? I've never heard anyone say without hesitating *blank* is my absolute favorite movie. Yup. No doubt about it.
FAVORITE LINE FROM A MOVIE OR T.V. SHOW?
"I love you all, but your all fucking mad!" Ozzy Osborne
FAVORITE QUOTE
I now have three:
"Behold, the turtle. He only makes progress when he sticks his neck out." - Anonymous
"Art is not a handicraft, it is the transmission of feeling the artist has experienced." - Leo Tolstoy
"You need to learn how to...uh...how toooo uh....punch a camel." - Me (inebriated)
WHAT CHARACTERISTIC DO YOU DESPISE?
Evil is a pretty despicable characteristic. Stupidity isn't always fun either (but we can temporarily get past that if you are smokinq hot. Please. I'm merely a man, folks).
WHICH SINGLE STORE WOULD YOU CHOOSE TO MAX OUT YOUR CREDIT CARD?
I bet a woman came up with that question. Just say NO.
CROUTONS OR BACON BITS?
Why do I have to choose? Why can't I have both? Why are my choices limited to two toppings? That's it! I'm writing a letter of complaint!
SPRITE OR 7-UP?
Vodka. Hold the Sprite and hold the 7-Up.
DO YOU EAT THE STEMS OF BROCCOLI?
Yes. I start with the stems and work my way to the bush.
WHAT DO YOU DO MOST OFTEN WHEN YOU ARE BORED?
I'll feel sorry for myself for being bored. I may also bitch and complain about being bored. And then I get on with my life.
CONVICTED OF A CRIME?
None that I will admit to at this time. I'm innocent of everything. INNOCENT!!!
IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB YOU WANTED, WHAT WOULD IT BE?
Either a particle physicist studying molecular nanotechnology (lets change the world) or a high fashion designer (e.g. Isaac Mizrahi, Todd Oldham) Think about it. These guys get to be creative with the female form, they're surrounded by gorgeous women all the time and they're millionaires). Ooooh......maybe a casting director.... ;o)
IF YOU COULD DYE YOUR HAIR ANY COLOR, WHAT WOULD IT BE?
Chrome. Bet I'd turn heads, then! I could almost be a super hero. Yeah!
IF YOU COULD GO ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD ON VACATION, WHERE WOULD YOU GO?
Greek islands like Mykenos. Or maybe Ibiza.
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN LOVE?
Yes. I've even made it, too!
LOVED SOMEBODY SO MUCH IT MADE YOU CRY?
Yes. Chopping up onions made me cry once too (testosterone made me say that)
WHAT IS ON THE WALLS OF YOUR ROOM?
Stuffed carcasses of the women I have conquered...oh...and a picture of me and my mom. :o)
IS THE GLASS HALF EMPTY OR HALL FULL?
Neither. The truth of the matter is, though the glass contains an undetermined number of substances (e.g. H20, O2, Chlorine, Fluoride, etc.), at an atomic and sub-atomic level, if you compare the actual mass vs. space you will find that the glass not only contains 99.99% empty space, but the glass itself is also 99.99% empty space.
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SNAPPLE?
Depends on what/who it's served with.
ARE YOU A LEFTY, RIGHTY OR AMBIDEXTROUS?
Mostly a Righty, but I guess it would depend on what I'm doing with my Lefty and Righty.
DO YOU TYPE WITH YOUR FINGERS ON THE RIGHT KEYS?
Depends on what I'm doing or looking at on the screen. Sometimes it's necessary to use one hand.
WHAT'S UNDER YOUR BED?
Toys. Maybe some rope. A couple of small animals.
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE NUMBER?
Usually the numbers that start with...1-900
WHAT COLOR IS YOUR BATHROOM?
I'm assuming you are referring to the master. It's about to get remodeled. What color should it be?
WHAT FABRIC DETERGENT DO YOU USE?
Good grief, people! Why dont you just ask me my penis size, already?!?! TIDE, damn it.
WHAT IS YOUR SHOE SIZE?
Very funny.
FAVORITE BRAND(S) OF CLOTHING?
I like Victorias Secret A LOT. All women should...Oh wait, are we talking about clothing on me? Uh...Perry Ellis, DKNY, Kenneth Cole, Ralph Lauren, Armani. Aldo boots. Sharp urban, metrosexual, I'm friggin stylish, damn-it type brands that make everyone around me feel poor and undesirable. Jeans: Levis, Get Lucky, Armani Exchange, Aeropostale, Polo.
WHERE WOULD YOU RETIRE TO?
South Beach (Florida), Carmel By The Sea or Pebble Beach (California). I figure I'll need at least 10 million to comfortably break into these neighborhoods.
LAST PERSON YOU WENT OUT TO DINNER/LUNCH WITH?
Jaclene.
SAY ONE NICE THING ABOUT THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU
Nobody sent this to me. I'm starting the thread! Yes! It is me who is starting this chain event of massive time wasting! Okay. Actually, this girl Tobi sent this to me like a year and a half ago and Im just getting around to updating it. So one nice thing about Tobi: Shes a keeper! ;o)
PERSON YOU SENT THIS TO MOST LIKELY TO RESPOND.
Everyone will respond. I command it so.
PERSON YOU SENT THIS TO LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND.
Me....I'm too busy
TIME WHEN YOU FINISHED
11:56 AM. It took me one minute to answer everything. Following that, I wrote my answers down for prosperity.
