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About Me

I'm just the ghoul-next-door, a terror-bly sweet little lady with a penchant for all things miserable. I love metal, whether it be blaring from speakers or gleaming as I use it to gut your abdomen. When I'm not busy living out my darkest fantasies in the back of a speeding ambulance, I can be seen on the roller derby track.

'What crazy thing are you aroused by?' at QuizUniverse.com

Background from Google search result

My Interests

Metal, zombies, subgenious, bruises, nurses, doctors, medical fun, reading, bandages, painting, boardgames, warhammer 40k, sculpting, leg braces, circus sideshow, gore, movies, COBRA, fx make up, erotica, kicking your ass..

I'd like to meet:

SOLDIERS

Music:

death metal and black metal mainly

Movies:

notld, suicide circle, 28 days later, ichi the killer, willard, the dark crystal, dead alive, battle royale, hellraiser, donnie darko, meet the feebles, delicatessin, sweet movie, necromantic, beyond the darkness, most horror, anything john waters or troma

Television:

the simpsons, the family guy, invader zim, the oblongs, futerama, the tick... and that er trauma show on the learning channel...

Books:

hitchhikers guide to the galaxy (the whole series), the lord of the rings, survivor, jitterbug perfume, jthm, dirk gentlys holistic detective angency, thr long dark tea time of the soul

Heroes:

my daughter... she saved my life...

My Blog

When teenage goth girls strip

When I was a silly 17 year old goth girl I was living in New Orleans and working as a stripper. Yes I know I was underage, it was a real classy joint. We had 2 song sets and whenever I wore my catholi...
Posted by Mel Practice on Mon, 21 Apr 2008 10:11:00 PST

music from my youth

Lately I've been listening to a lot more of the music that I loved back in my teenage years. Funny. And it's passing strange And I'm waiting for the train Caught up on this line again And it'...
Posted by Mel Practice on Mon, 21 Apr 2008 09:22:00 PST

itshardtoreadwithnospaces

I am an idiot. So I borrow my neighbors car to get to work at the diner early in the morning. Lately it hasn’t been availible and they have been just giving me rides. So yesterday I drove to wor...
Posted by Mel Practice on Mon, 07 Apr 2008 11:33:00 PST

all work and no play makes Mel a dull girl

I have so many jobs. Usually things pan out to be not so stressfull as they are each just a few days a week. Yesterday and today had me beat though. I was up at 4 am do get into the diner and be a fab...
Posted by Mel Practice on Sun, 06 Apr 2008 05:02:00 PST

things are better

My life has been hectic lately. Today things are finally starting to calm down a bit. I’m hopefull. It’s all you can be.
Posted by Mel Practice on Fri, 04 Apr 2008 08:16:00 PST

I’m going to try and blog.

Lately I’ve decided that I fucking love unicorns. Now I’m not even sure why. Probably because of how sickly sweet the whole thing is, much like my love/hate of hello kitty which I’ll...
Posted by Mel Practice on Tue, 01 Apr 2008 01:34:00 PST

fnord

this journal does not exist
Posted by Mel Practice on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST