Basilisk

You should create your own MySpace Layouts like me by using nUCLEArcENTURy .COM's MySpace Profile Editor !Did you know that fucking me is the same as contributing to charity? Did you know that the first time I masturbated I completley fucked it up and ended up hurting my penis? You see...instead of rubbing up and down I pretty much rolled my penis back in forth in my hands! Picture someone trying to start a fire with a stick...just rolling it back and forth really fast between their palms...yeah...that's what I did!!! Did you know that the first time I had sex was on an itchy plaid polyester couch that kind of smelled like a cross between mold and cat piss? Did you know that I've pierced my own penis and scrotum around twenty times and that I've pierced my own nipples somewhere around ten times? Anywho...would I be a good friend to have...most likely not. I'm a boring and thoroughly lazy cunt who doesn't generally pay much attention to my friends! But for what it's worth here goes...my name is Thomas. I am a professional body piercer at Graphic Nature Tattoos. Come down and get poked by me sometime! Kinky Kurlz is my main squeeze, and I loves her like a retard loves the zoo! I drink Dr. Pepper. I love sandwiches. I used to be a singer in a couple of bands with genres ranging from black metal to horrorpunk. I have around thirty tattoos, and am always getting more. I have the habit of piercing my body when I get bored. I model from time to time for friends whom are aspiring photographers, and I am a bit of an amateur photographer myself. I can play the drums. I speak shitty German and even shittier Spanish. I am heavily into all forms of body modification. I like to inflict pain on others for money. I love scarification, scalpels, tattoos, piercings, stretchings, subdermal implants (fuck transdermals!), branding, body suspension, flesh pulls and play piercings. I like erotica and all forms of sexuality in general. I find the human body to be a blank canvas that one is given to do with what they wish. I have the luxury of being able to spray piss out of three holes at once! (use your imagination) I drink and dabble in drugs, but I respect those who live their lives be the code of the X. I eat meat but I respect those wacky vegans. I think that at heart I envy their strength. I don't take myself too seriously. I am a very humble person who will be the first to admit my shortcomings. I am a very generous person and I like to help others out whenever I can. I love to look at and create art. I love silence. I love thunderstorms and the smell of rain on pavement. I love the smell of burnt wood and freshly cut grass. I love your mom! Anything else you want to know?!? Well message me then fuckers!