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The Crippler

Civilize the mind but make savage the body.

About Me

i generally fit into the nerd category. into intelligence but not intellectuals. forthright. people describe me as aloof a lot, but I can be quite gregarious. equal parts focused intensity and carefree joie de vivre. dry, dry humor. wiry. simultaneously compassionate and caustic. good at halloween costumes (past two years I was Hulk Hogan and John Waters). i like to challenge people and people who can challenge me in return. a minimalist. not good at acquaintance relationships... I'm kinda all or nothing. bad at first impressions. jammer for the Steel City Derby Demons' Hot Metal Hellions.

My Interests

literary and cultural theory. linguistics. modern Christian culture. cultural anthropology. roller derby. androgyny. anime and otaku culture. horses (hunter/jumper). art and art history. cooking and eating. making stuff (sewing, stencils, painting etc). aesthetics. dance. sustainable living. naturopathy. urban homesteading.

I'd like to meet:

people who: think life is amazing and live accordingly. are fun, interested in something (anything!), creative, and aware. do things other than, or in addition to, getting drunk. have something to offer the world (sex appeal doesn't count). are interested in subjects and events outside themselves.
Jean Genet Nawal El Saadawi

Music:

Throw Rag, Isis, Neurosis, Wolfmother, Kid Koala, Daler Mehndi, The Legendary Shack*Shakers, Motley Crue, Into the Moat, The Cure, The Misfits, Dead Boys, Nick Cave, Aphex Twin, Massive Attack, Bjork, Bowie, AC/DC, Melt Banana, Portishead, The Locust, Mastodon, DJ Shadow, Leftfield, Dead Prez, Interpol, Iggy Pop and the Stooges, Kings of Leon, Guns-n-Roses, Turbo Negro, The International Noise Conspiracy, Pelican, Tom Waits, Norma Jean, Roy Orbison, Halo, F Minus, early Metallica, Johnny Cash, Iron Maiden, Van Halen, Danzig, Lord Have Mercy, Wire, Joy Division, Devo, Burn the Priest, Dark Throne

Movies:

Raging Bull, Ninja Scroll, Ghost in the Shell, Edward Scissorhands (really any Tim Burton film but this is my favorite), David Lynch films, Jean-Pierre Jeunet films, High Plains Drifter, Orlando, Dead Man, Some Like it Hot, Rushmore, The Big Lebowski, Spirited Away, The Man Who Wasn't There, The Virgin Suicides, Neon Genesis Evangelion, Off the Map, Broken Flowers, The Life Aquatic

Television:

Simpsons. Futurama. Oblongs. SNL. Invader Zim. Used to like the X-files and Twinpeaks when they were on.

Books:

Lolita, Coming Through Slaughter, Thief's Journal, Neuromancer, The God of Small Things, Invisible Man, Notes From Underground, most anything by Nabokov, Melville, Phillip K. Dick, or Kafka. Fascinated by, but barely understand, A Thousand Plateaus: Capitalism and Schizophrenia by Gilles Deleuze and Felix Guattari.

Heroes:

Thich Nhat Hanh, Sojourner Truth, Margaret Sanger, Assata Shakur.

My Blog

Build me up, then knock me down

Here is a fun game of honest feedback.  First, let me know what you think my best qualities are here:http://kevan.org/johari?name=TheCripplerThen, tell me what you really think and point out my b...
Posted by The Crippler on Fri, 29 Dec 2006 10:22:00 PST

Book Tag

BOOK TAG! 1. Grab the nearest book.2. Open the book to page 123.3. Find the fifth sentence.4. Post the text of the next 4...
Posted by The Crippler on Wed, 29 Nov 2006 06:26:00 PST

Bout Schedule

The Bout schedule for the Steel City Derby Demons is as follows:Saturday, January 27- Exhibition BoutWrecking Dolls vs. Hot Metal HellionsSlumber Party Slashers vs. Bitch DoctorsSaturday, March...
Posted by The Crippler on Mon, 13 Nov 2006 06:12:00 PST

Rollergirl Rodeo

I will do almost anything to help out my roller derby league.  This past Friday, I rode a mechanical bull whose "handle" looks like a big floppy wang (see exhibit A).  Observe my proud mothe...
Posted by The Crippler on Wed, 20 Sep 2006 07:00:00 PST

Ego assassination

I don't think I am an egotistical person, but I do have an ego like everyone else.  I try to keep the ego monster in check when it creeps up.  I try to be modest and humble.  Yes, I do ...
Posted by The Crippler on Fri, 04 Aug 2006 10:07:00 PST

free moustache rides

Why didn't anyone tell me?  If I had known this was female moustache pride day I would have planned something!  Seriously, there must be some sort of underground female moustache movement co...
Posted by The Crippler on Fri, 07 Apr 2006 10:52:00 PST

light

I get this feeling sometimes that I am nothing but light.  My body is something I imagined.  It's like I suddenly snapped out of a daydream of objects and sensations, back into the reality o...
Posted by The Crippler on Thu, 19 Jan 2006 08:58:00 PST

End times

The more I think about it, the more I believe that the end is near for the USA as a superpower.  Any fool can think of a whole list of threats, internal and external, that could do us in as a sta...
Posted by The Crippler on Mon, 16 Jan 2006 09:43:00 PST

cash money fairies

I'm broke.  I was hungry at lunchtime today and had no food so I checked out my wallet, expecting to find maybe a buck or more likely just some old receipts.  Seventy dollars had magically a...
Posted by The Crippler on Mon, 07 Nov 2005 11:02:00 PST

trick or treat

It's getting close to my favorite holiday... Halloween!  Now, my last costume was Hulk Hogan, which is really difficult to top.  I had a fucking awesome handlebar moustache and the Hulkamani...
Posted by The Crippler on Sat, 24 Sep 2005 07:50:00 PST