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my cell phone is sadly not a banana

About Me

My favorite compliments of this year are:"You are addicted to inconvenience." "You are the patron saint of dancing." And post hug, "oommm, you smell like Amanda." Bring on the gross! Update: "I think you are a very special person" Hooray!!! I am in love with Pittsburgh and I am probably in love with you.Should I get this? http://cellfoam.com/ Circle one: Yes No

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

lights and batteries and conversation starters

My Blog

quest for Barbie or my afternoon fighting terrorism

..> Or, if you're the 27th person in line for Starbucks, you're a sucker!Today I went to do some serious shopping at the bike store where Jonathan and King Ted were working. After telling them that ...
Posted by on Sat, 08 Dec 2007 17:46:00 GMT

Soccer Moms

I grew up playing on girls/ womens sports teams and have heard my fair share of soccer mom jibber jabber coming from the sidelines.  Soccer Mom anger usually comes in two responses...
Posted by on Fri, 16 Mar 2007 07:44:00 GMT

Coldstone Creation

Last night we went to dinner and then over to Coldstone Creamery for a tasty ice cream snack.  I had only been there once before and so was very fickle when it came to ordering.  I...
Posted by on Sun, 21 Jan 2007 16:32:00 GMT

6-3

I went to a Buffalo Sabres game last night with my brother.  It's amazing how much sports become a part of my life when I am home.  I never used to be a hockey fan, but the game is defi...
Posted by on Thu, 18 Jan 2007 19:42:00 GMT

the 85 dollar massacre of baby jesus

Christmas is a busy day for my brother and I.  We open gifts at home, go to Gram's for some ham gravy, and then head over to my dad's house to round up the festivities.  For the second year ...
Posted by on Thu, 28 Dec 2006 14:04:00 GMT

kilto, steinerino, mcdewing, and crazy pants

Road Trip Number 2 is finished.  This one took me to Ohio and Pennsylvania on the Hope Skateboards Tour 2006.  It was a regular riot.  We slept by the railroad tracks(bad idea), copped ...
Posted by on Sun, 20 Aug 2006 16:04:00 GMT

6 cylinders can take us farther than any president

With Road trip #1 complete, what I can mostly say is god bless summer vacation.  Also, Kalimari Domaci (however you spell that) is very cool, traveling with bicycles is a giant added bonus, the b...
Posted by on Tue, 08 Aug 2006 15:09:00 GMT

how to make a great summer day out of very few ingredients

Ingredients: one ball one jolly round man who speaks only about high gluten dough and protein content ratiosone maroon buick with a front seat bench seatone five time grammy winner who likes to get fu...
Posted by on Mon, 31 Jul 2006 09:48:00 GMT

let's go on adventures

dear buffalo friends, you are my favorite. because when we hit the bikes,and when we hit the tracks and the graffiti, and when we get scared but we jump anyway, then we are untouchable.  lo...
Posted by on Mon, 19 Jun 2006 10:55:00 GMT

i'm pretty sure kimya dawson is a lyrical genius.

http://www.kimyadawson.com/ it's just so smart, and not too much
Posted by on Sun, 24 Oct 2004 06:33:00 GMT