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Mike Drew

I don't want to die without a piece of fruit in my hand.

About Me

I do not enjoy reading H.P. Lovecraft's dialog. I think this is partly because I feel it's unrealistic, but mainly because I cannot imagine anyone else reciting the lines other than Herman Munster in his role as that old guy in Pet Semetary whose achilles tendons get slashed. Also, my recollection of his speech in that movie is hazy, and the only actual line I remember him speaking is "sometimes, dead is bettah." That being said, even my recollection of that line is tainted with a humorous tinge because of South Park.

My Interests

zombies, gore, sword-and-sorcery, reading, writing, philosophy, film, brazilian jiu-jitsu, mixed martial arts, erotica

I'd like to meet:

Shooter McGavin

Music:

alkaline trio, tegan and sara, converge, as friends rust, manowar, pink, elvis

Movies:

Night/Dawn/Day/Land/Diary of the Dead, Evil Dead Trilogy, Dead Alive, Halloween, Freddy vs. Jason, Return of the Living Dead, Night of the Creeps, Deathspa, From Dusk til Dawn, Riki-Oh: The Story of Riki, Neon Genesis Evangelion, Equilibrium, Fight Club, Reservoir Dogs, Kill Bill 1 & 2, Pulp Fiction, Lord of the Rings, Star Wars Trilogy, Tombstone, Band of Brothers

Television:

Arrested Development, Good Eats, Star Trek TNG, The Office, Simpsons, Family Guy, ER

Books:

Fight Club, Stephen King's Dark Tower series, anything by David Gemmell

Heroes:

Dick Winters

My Blog

Nose Over Tail

crack my head open on your kitchen floorto prove to you that i have brainsmeanwhile tin men are led by little girlsdown golden roads that lead to nowherefine time to fake seizureto feel you’re m...
Posted by Mike Drew on Sat, 05 Apr 2008 12:43:00 PST

Blog II: Son of Blog

If you feel you know me well enough to click on my positive and negative attributes, then follow these links aqui:JohariNohariSay thank ya,Long days and pleasant nights....
Posted by Mike Drew on Wed, 03 Jan 2007 06:27:00 PST

I am Joe's inflamed sense of rejection.

I am helpless. I am stupid, and all I do is want and need things. My tiny life. My little shit job... This is how bad your life can get. Kill me. I grab the steering wheel and crank us...
Posted by Mike Drew on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST