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joe hellfish

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About Me

I have nothing really important to say here... right nowI'm the bass player in the Hot Rod Hucksters and I have a crippling addiction to old cars. I currently own 3 Chevys... a 48, a 50, and a 59... and a 65 Ford Econoline panel van. Some run... some don't. My wife has a 51 Chevy Bel Air hardtop that's up for sale now. I am a founding member of the Chrome Czars Motor Club and an original organizer of the Hunnert Car Pileup. I like to cook, but eating is better, especially when traveling. I once (intentionally) ate a bug while out of the country. Tasted like a fava bean. I wonder how it would have gone with a nice Chianti...

My Interests

i think i pretty well covered that in the "about me" section, but "music and cars" sums things up nicely. Of course, those aren't my ONLY interests, but if you want to know more you'll have to write me

I'd like to meet:

Dr. Twilliger

Music:

I love a wide variety of music... maybe too wide.... but I'll never say that annoyingly dissmissive statement musically clueless people use "oh, I like all kinds of music". I will say that I'm a sucker for a good pop hook, and I'm always hunting for unusual Christmas songs. A semi-stream of consciousness listing of bands I like: Bleed, the Hentchmen, Flaming Lips, Nick Cave & the Bad Seeds, Mountain Goats, Chrome Cranks, Misfits, Johnny Hartman, Mel Torme, the Go, the Cramps, Bob Wills, Art Blakey, the Hackensaw Boys, the Cure, Echo & the Bunnymen, Dead Can Dance, Johnny Cash, Slayer, Hank Penny, Knuckel Drager, the Hi-Fives, the Briefs, Silkworm, The Mr. T Experience, Naked Raygun, and... I've been listening to a lot of vintage Hawaiian music and western swing lately

Movies:

I have no memory for movies. I recently saw "Grass" an early, silent documentary (circa 1920s) on the migration of Nomads in Iraq. It was odd thinking how "primitive" they were living compared to what was going on in the US and Europe at the time... and now their country is one of the richest... well, at least some of the people there are.

Television:

I dig building shows... cars, houses, etc. I hate al the drama on the Discovery shows, but like the creativity. I love animated shows, but it's hard to find good ones anymore... the Simpsons, Powerpuff Girls, and Samurai Jack...

Books:

I pretty much read for a living, so I haven't picked up any pleasure reading in awhile... but one of these days I'll get back into reading a history of the Boxer Rebellion. It turns out my fiance's great grandfather was an Admiral in the US Navy stationed in China during the rebellion, and I'm curious to see if he's mentioned in the book.

My Blog

New updates

Hmm... I guess "new updates" is redundant.  Oh well. The new Hot Rod Hucksters CD, "Beer Songs and Mediocre Broads", is on it's way!  Our CD release party will be Saturday, Sept. 29 at the r...
Posted by joe hellfish on Wed, 29 Aug 2007 08:10:00 PST

updates

Soooo, I just got married.  Yep, Elizabeth and I tied the knot on July 3rd in Hagerstown, MD.  It was lovely.  Somehow we got it in our heads that we should drive my 59 out... then tha...
Posted by joe hellfish on Tue, 17 Jul 2007 08:25:00 PST

Blog updates

Weeelll... I've been busy. The Hot Rod Hucksters just finished recording our new album.  It clocks in around 45 minutes and has 9 original songs, 2 obscure covers, and a song made famous by Hank ...
Posted by joe hellfish on Tue, 08 May 2007 02:59:00 PST

Club Foot Xmas

Wow... it's been over a year since my last blog!   It's getting to be that time of year again... the trees sparkle with ice and snow, egg nog and sugar cookies warm our tummies, Wal-Mart is open...
Posted by joe hellfish on Wed, 06 Dec 2006 12:32:00 PST

Bloggity Blog Blog

A much-anticipated update... and it's basically just an ad. Since I last blogged, we put on the 4th Annual Hunnert Car Pileup, and despite the cold, we had around 500 traditional rods and customs show...
Posted by joe hellfish on Tue, 29 Nov 2005 08:40:00 PST

Check out this event: Hunnert Car Pileup IV

Hosted By: joe hellfish When: Saturday Oct 08, 2005 at 9:00 AMWhere: Grundy Co. SpeedwayRt. 47 & I-80Morris, IL 60450USDescription:joe hellfish Click Here To View Event...
Posted by joe hellfish on Wed, 05 Oct 2005 02:24:00 PST

Pileup and more

Well, we've been busting our butts trying to get the show in tip top shape and it looks like we're ready to go.  This year will be another kick ass show with people claiming they're driving their...
Posted by joe hellfish on Fri, 30 Sep 2005 04:07:00 PST

More band news

Just got back from our Fuck Hamtramck Tour.  2 nights in Detroit and 1 in Indy.  Lots of fun, except for the pain... and despite our tranny luck.  Tour vans are the most abused veh...
Posted by joe hellfish on Fri, 16 Sep 2005 08:56:00 PST

My "new" bass

I bought a "new" bass. It's a early 70s Englehardt Swingmaster. I immediately sanded it down and painted it. I'm taking it to the luthier tomorrow for some adjustments. He probably won't like it. ...
Posted by joe hellfish on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

More Huckster Updates

Our CD release went really well and we had a lot of fun. We surprised the audience with this one (Thanks for the photo, Kelley!) The show went so well that I think we're out of our first run o...
Posted by joe hellfish on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST