Please do not bother me with friend requests or messages unless I've met you or we have a mutual acquaintance.
Larry get's very nervous around girls.
I'm going to start selling my album purses.
These are all ones that I made for myself.
(Sam, Krystal, Me)
Mike being the occasional nice guy that he is made this for my birthday in 2006.
EWE
Sloppy Seconds sums it up best:
I could never fall in love with a member of a record club
Refused, Dwarves, New Bomb Turks, Rocket from the Crypt, The Undertones, The Cramps, The Mummies, The Marked Men, The Riverboat Gamblers, The Girls, The Sounds, Zero Boys, Hellacopters, Dillenger 4, Buzzcocks, Strung Out, Murder City Devils, Supersuckers, The Amazing Royal Crowns, Stiff Little Fingers, Clutch, The Sonics, Sloppy Seconds, Grimple, The Paper Chase, The Wipers, Against Me!, Stray Cats, The Dirtbombs, The Misfits, Danzig, Acid Bath, Sweet Cobra, The Germs, The Descendents, Carbonas, Crimpshrine, Replacements, Screeching Weasel, Anti-flag, Baseball Furies, Dead Boys, Dropkick Murphys, Morphine, Hot Water Music, Snapcase, Electric 6, Avail, Slayer, Blood 4 Blood, Hasil Adkins, Reverend Horton Heat, FYP, Reatards, Groovie Ghoolies, Rancid, Distillers, Low, Operation Ivy, Pennywise, Ramones, Radiohead, Bonnie "Prince" Billy, The Bronx, Gluecifer, Horrorpops, Deftones, Husker Du, Kyuss, Jerry Lee Lewis, Macabre, Bad Brains, Mazzy Star, Massive Attack, Hucksters, Mission of Burma, Minor Threat, Fugazi, Naked Raygun, New York Dolls, The Exploding Hearts, Pegboy, 7 seconds, Primus, Zeke, Black Sabbath, Tom Waits, X, Gene Vincent, Eddie Cochran, Blood Duster, U.S. Bombs, Cocksparrer, Turbonegro, The Adicts, This Bike is a Pipe Bomb, Flogging Molly, Tiger Army, High on Fire, Million Dollar Marxists, Reggie and the Full Effects, Mastodon, The Damned, Dead Kennedys, Carl Perkins, Dummy, Fear, Gang of Four, Fu Manchu, The Lost Sounds, Billie Holiday, Metallica, The Spits, Dead Milkmen, Ministry, Sparta, Toys that Kill, Turbo A.C's, OK tired of typing but there's much much more.
Shaun of the Dead, Cannibal the Musical, Waiting for Guffman, Best in Show, Evil Dead etc. , Fletch, Amelie, Young Frankenstein, Yellowbeard, Jaws, Snatch, Lock Stock, Fright Night, Goonies, Dawn of the Dead, Silence of the Lambs etc., Get Shorty, Psycho, Office Space, Ed Wood, Dead Alive, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Bubba Ho-tep, Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, Lost Boys, Labrynth, Dark Crystal, Monster Squad, Pee-Wee's Big Adventure, Orgazmo, All Monty Python, Scary Movie etc., UHF, Top Secret, Anything Coen Brothers, Anything Tim Burton. Too many to name...thats just what I can think of at this exact moment.
Jimmy: Dad never slaps me around at home, must be his coffee.
Jimmy's Mom: No, I've been serving him decafe. Maybe he's just an asshole.
Rumack: You'd better tell the Captain we've got to land as soon as we can. This woman has to be gotten to a hospital.
Elaine: A hospital? What is it?
Rumack: It's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now.
Steve McCroskey: Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit drinking.
Steve McCroskey: Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue
Steve McCroskey: Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit amphetamines
Captain Oveur: Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?
Captain Oveur: You ever been in a cockpit before?
Joey: No sir, I've never been up in a plane before.
Captain Oveur: You ever seen a grown man naked?
Captain Oveur: Joey, have you ever been to a Turkish prison?
Steve McCroskey: Jacobs, what have you got on Elaine Dickinson?
Jacobs: Well, I'm two inches taller, a better dancer, and much more fun to be with.
Buck Murdock: Irony can be pretty ironic sometimes.
Lionel Cosgrove: That's my mother you're pissing on.
Paquita Maria Sanchez: Your mother ate my dog!
Lionel Cosgrove: Not all of it.
Ash: First you wanna kill me, now you wanna kiss me. Blow.
Sheila: But what of all those sweet words you spoke in private?
Ash: Oh that's just what we call pillow talk, baby, that's all.
Sheila: You found me beautiful once...
Ash: Honey, you got reeeal ugly!
UFO Expert: I've been coming to this circle for about five years, and measuring it. The diameter and the circumference are constantly changing, but the radius stays the same. Which brings me to the number 5. There are five letters in the word Blaine. Now, if you mix up the letters in the word Blaine, mix 'em around, eventually, you'll come up with Nebali. Nebali. The name of a planet in a galaxy way, way, way... way far away. And another thing. Once you go into that circle, the weather never changes. It is always 67 degrees with a 40% chance of rain.
Buck Laughlin: Tell me, do you know the difference between a rectal thermometer and a tongue depressor?
Nurse: Uh, no.
Buck Laughlin: Remind me never to come to you for a physical!
Max Berman: I'll gouge your right eye out with my thumb, I shit you not, you little freak! Now, will you get down here? I'm gonna punch you in the eye till it turns to jelly! I'll stab you with forks till you bleed, how bout that?
Mr. Show, Harvey Birdman!, The Office, any True Crime/ Forensic show I can find, Family Guy, Futurama, Simpsons. Just had the cable turned off though... gotta have money to drink!
I enjoy reading.
My family who taught me right from wrong... oh and Paris Hilton