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About Me

I drink like a fish,fuck like a beast,and rock like a hurricane.I'm really just a big old teddy bear who enjoys fighting,fucking,pedophillia,date rape,and torturing small animals. Myspace Backgrounds

My Interests

Skating, Beer, Books

I'd like to meet:

Trannys, grannys, and mammaries

Music:

Hardcore German Polka with Belgian overtones

Movies:

Where the Boys Aren't ..8 (A cinematic classic), Your face the windshield (a seatbelt story)

Television:

I am TV

Books:

I is lernin to reed moor bedder

Heroes:

Booze, Tits, and Skateboards!

My Blog

drunk and learning to blog

i've been using bulletins as my blog,until today. don't know if this will work so here goes, i'm great and you suck. any feedback can be directed to www. i think your ideas suck.com/geek shit.org
Posted by Professor Lollipop on Sat, 17 May 2008 03:33:00 PST

gunpoint

On sunday july9 Iwas car jacked at gun point,luckily i had no gas in my car so they literally only made it a couple blocks away. My car was ransacked ,but apparently gangsters don't like pop punk as n...
Posted by Professor Lollipop on Thu, 13 Jul 2006 11:42:00 PST

lick my blog

it's friday i'm sick. go fuck yourself.
Posted by Professor Lollipop on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST