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ShackleMeNot

If people could put rainbows in zoos, they would.

About Me

I ride a skateboard. You don't like skaters? Then get the fuck outta my profile, you aren't wanted here. I've been skating for almost 14 years. Got a couple sponsors and a pro board out on Glasshouse Skateboards, check em out in my top24 dealy.

I collect boards too. Mainly H-streets, and 70's era plastic boards similar to these:

I also play guitar, I've got a Mosrite Venture and a few Fender strats (2 of which are in my pics). I've never been in a serious band, doubt I ever will be. I just play as a hobby pretty much.I also like to drink. In massive amounts. Some to Liars club on a tuesday and you can see me fall down alot. Be sure to tip skinny Mike well. I should also add that I constantly make an ass of myself in public, so don't be offended.But yeah, if there's anything you feel compelled to know about me, im me on AIM - AstroZ0mbies

Methematical proof that women are evil:

My Interests

skateboarding, calvin and hobbes, Guinness, riding a skateboard, punk rock, horror movies, going to skateboard parks, playing guitar, eating Wendy's brain, doing 540s on my skateboard, italian horror comics, freestyle pogo sticking, Photography (kinda, not as much as I once liked it), Irish whiskey, Chicago, Astronomy, cosmology, String Theory, Nintendo, Synchronized swimming

I'd like to meet:

Godzilla.

And the man who created this:

Music:

Andything with a digeridoo in it. GREEN DAY, the ramones, the clash, naked raygun, Bhopal Stiffs, pegboy, The Jesus Lizard, the damned, misfits, Dead Boys, Television, Queens of the Stone Age, Billy Idol, the network, The Frustrators, Pinhead Gunpowder, Wham!, stray cats, Opeth, Amon Amarth, The Gaza Strippers, Samhain, Glenn Danzig, led zeppelin, Pigalle, bob marley, pink floyd, buddy holly, chuck berry, flogging molly, stiff little fingers, The Police, The Talking Heads, Presidents of the United States of America, 88 Fingers Louie, Rise against, Celebrity Ass Children, Screeching Weasel, The Queers, The Riverdales, Smoking Popes, The Subverts, Bloodsport, Strike Under, holy hell i gotta take a shit, brb... Silver Abuse, Social Distortion, Suicidal Tendencies, Hall and Oates, The Bomb, Shellac, big black, the effigies, black flag, gwar, slayer, aphex twin, Buzzcocks, Poison Idea, At the Drive-In, Spice Girls, Slint, Tar, Jawbox, Ray Barbee, Fear, The Cry, Sub Society. Hey, didn't I forget about that band "Kirk and the Jerks?"alpine valley done quaketh

Movies:

HalloweeN, Dellamorte Dellamore, JAWS, Dogtown and Z-boys, Stand By Me, Dead Alive, The Evil Dead trilogy, The Back to the Future Trilogy, Shackle Me Not, Hokus Pokus, This is NOT the New H-Street Video, Lick, Next Generation, Video Days, Questionable, Virtual Reality, Second Hand Smoke, Rubbish Heap, Animal Chin, The Incredible Shrinking Man, THEM!, Zombie, Night of the Living Dead, Dawn Of The Dead, American Psycho, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Sleepy Hollow, From Hell, The Ninth Gate, Forrest Gump, Big, National Lampoon's Last Resort, The Beyond, King of the Zombies, House by the Cemetary, Fight Club, Amityville Horror, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Resident Evil, Planet of the Dinosaurs, Jurrassic Park, Westway To The World, Hell W10, Rock n Roll High School, Alice in Wonderland, Pecker, Terminator, Terminator 2, Animal Farm, Brainscan, Bubba Ho-Tep Jesus Christ: Vampire Hunter, Hackers, City of God, PI, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Gamera: Guardian of the Universe, Godzilla - King of the Monsters, and the rest of the godzilla/Gamera movies, 2gether, Jungle Holocaust, Once Upon a time in Mexico, and oh yeah, Halloween

Television:

Sliders, Twilight Zone, The Maxx, Beavis and Butthead, The Head, Aeon Flux, M*A*S*H, Night Gallery, Ancient Apocolypse, Salute your shorts, Hey Arnold!, Pete and Pete, Mythbusters, MST3K, daytime emmys, Captain and Casey, Concrete Wave, The Wonder Years, anything on history, discovery, or science channels.

Books:

Any of the C&H collection, Time Travel in Einsteins Universe - J. Richard Gott, A brief History of Time - Hawking, Black Holes and baby Universes - Hawking, The Encyclopedia, Catcher in the Rye, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Dellamorte Dellamore, The Maxx, The Iliad and the Oddesey, um...i can't think of anything right now.Currently Reading: Beyond Einstein - Michio Kaku

Stuck Magazine Issue 16:
Thanks Tom

Heroes:

Matt......Matt Hensley, you seen him?

But now Bryna is my all time hero for giving up her spot on the guest list so I could be at the first Naked Raygun show since 1997.

My Blog

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Just ordered the entire series of The Wonder Years on dvd.  I'm so fuckin stoked.
Posted by ShackleMeNot on Tue, 09 Oct 2007 08:04:00 PST

Fear is your only god.

  fuckin incredible.
Posted by ShackleMeNot on Sat, 25 Aug 2007 02:50:00 PST

something that i hate

when i have to peel my shorts off of a nasty slimey hipper and it takes some skin off with it.  Thanks again for the band-aids wendy.  variety packs ROCK!   also, skating in underwear, ...
Posted by ShackleMeNot on Tue, 07 Aug 2007 06:03:00 PST

Been awhile

So friday night I went to the Naked Raygun DVD filming dealy at Cobra.  I went up, told the story about losing eric's car at double door, about getting to watch riotfest while standing on the sta...
Posted by ShackleMeNot on Wed, 25 Jul 2007 03:52:00 PST

He's gone.

..> To those of you I haven't told yet, my father passed away thursday afternoon at 4:05pm after a several year long bout with cancer and related illness. He went peacefully in his sleep, and the fa...
Posted by ShackleMeNot on Fri, 15 Jun 2007 12:03:00 PST

only in kenya.........or chicago...

So I was at the zoo today and i was sitting in the little alcove with the window by the tiger pit since it was dry in there and cuz i pretty much only go there for the tigers. I'm smoking a cigarette ...
Posted by ShackleMeNot on Wed, 16 May 2007 08:26:00 PST

My shadow is a curse.

Naked raygun.  2 shows, one night.  Jake burns and alternative ulster.  fucking insane.  What else can I say? eric, if you read this, thanks again for the invite to the party.&nb...
Posted by ShackleMeNot on Sun, 29 Apr 2007 12:51:00 PST

Liars club birthday/board release bash

http://s15.photobucket.com/albums/a398/Shackle_Me_Not/Mikes% 20board%20release%20party/
Posted by ShackleMeNot on Mon, 12 Feb 2007 10:04:00 PST

It hurts to move

So yeah, before all that shit went down saturday night, I threw my back out.  I wasn't even doing a trivk, just went to push, my back siezed up and I fell over.  Pretty much all movement rig...
Posted by ShackleMeNot on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 09:26:00 PST

Nice way to start off the week of my birthday.

So tonight I got banned from a skatepark that I've been going to since I was 9 years old.  The owner's son swears up and down I stole some video from him that I never borrowed in the first place....
Posted by ShackleMeNot on Sun, 04 Feb 2007 11:30:00 PST