stoned, stoneder, stonedest

About Me

pull that pain train into chillaxation station.

My Interests

being interested

I'd like to meet:

sawyer jack kate jin sun shannon sayid boone locke mr. eko hurley charlie claire michael walt vincent desmond ana-lucia libby rose bernard. even though some of them are dead. definitely not ethan or benjamin and the others. they're dicks.

Music:

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Movies:

the ones where stuff blows up and theres blood and guts everywhere and girls show their boobies and then zombies eat their brains but then steven seagal comes and kicks their asses and nails the girl that almost got eaten by a zombie but got away and then he says something totally awesome like "i'm steven seagal and i can kill you with my pinky nail". and anything with carrottop.

Television:

tv is for losers. that being said i like chappelle show, daily show, gong show, simpsons show, FORENSICS BABY!, walker texas/bad ass motherfuckin' ranger, full house (worshipper of everything stamos), and the only show that really matters: the golden girls. Which Golden Girl are you?
You are Dorothy Zbornak!You are very level-headed and smart. People know you as a loyal and trustworthy friend. You might consider going out more & working on that self esteem - but people are lucky to have you in your life!
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Books:

my brother, my lover. as read by mariam. HOT SHIT!! CHOICE USE OF WORDAGE!!

Heroes:

(up,up,down,down,left,right,left,right,b,a,b,a,select,start) and

My Blog

tag hag

These are the rules, once you've been tagged you have to write a blog about 6 weird things or habits about yourself. In the end you need to choose 6 people to be tagged and list their names. Don...
Posted by stoned, stoneder, stonedest on Thu, 18 May 2006 12:09:00 PST

the blt conspiracy

ok- so as some of you may know, there is a book on the market entitled "the blt cookbook". i, for one, am shocked and awed that such a thing exists. i saw a picture of it on this here interweb device....
Posted by stoned, stoneder, stonedest on Thu, 23 Feb 2006 06:25:00 PST

no rest for the dickhead

i had a hard time falling asleep last night. thats very rare for me. it took two jerk-offs, a bowl of hot oatmeal and the cosby show to finally put me down.
Posted by stoned, stoneder, stonedest on Tue, 18 Oct 2005 02:44:00 PST

people say blogs are stupid

they're right.
Posted by stoned, stoneder, stonedest on Tue, 18 Oct 2005 02:42:00 PST

words of wisdumb

- you only get one chance at matricide. you better make it count. -vcr's arent hard to program. people are just really fucking stupid. -the only good nazi is a dish nazi. -heroin: give it a shot. -whe...
Posted by stoned, stoneder, stonedest on Tue, 18 Oct 2005 08:08:00 PST

best. song. ever.

i just listened to both the studio and live versions of freebird. I AM SO FUCKING PUMPED RIGHT NOW I COULD GO OUT TO THE FUCKING STREET AND PUNCH THE FIRST FUCKING PERSON I SEE RIGHT IN THE FUCKING FA...
Posted by stoned, stoneder, stonedest on Thu, 06 Oct 2005 12:58:00 PST

take that zima and shove it up your ass

i'm sick of these ditzy, giggly bitches and greasy, axe-wearing machismos ordering these cutesy, weak, lame-ass fufu drinks. so i've started concocting a line of drinks i like to call the titty punch/...
Posted by stoned, stoneder, stonedest on Sat, 01 Oct 2005 08:19:00 PST

DAMN YOU FAMILY GUY!!!

so i managed to go through 27 years of life without seeing one of the most important pieces of cinema to have been screened: citizen kane. i always knew it revolved around 'rosebud', and was somehow a...
Posted by stoned, stoneder, stonedest on Thu, 15 Sep 2005 03:02:00 PST

oh what a night

i am stoned. i am making potato leek soup. i am listening to avskum. life is ruling at this point in time.
Posted by stoned, stoneder, stonedest on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

this one goes out to the one i love

because he asked so nicely, i am posting another blog. here it is, joe. hope ya like it.
Posted by stoned, stoneder, stonedest on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST